WWE Results News (Page 9)

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- The PPV kicks off with Vince McMahon and William Regal coming to the ring. McMahon gets on the mic and talks about John Cena being injured on Monday Night Raw and how he will be out of action for the next six months to a year. McMahon promises a new WWE Champion will be crowned as the camera shows a shot of a table covered with a red cloth. Fans in Chicago chant "Y2J" loudly. He said the fans won't get to see that as McMahon declares Randy Orton as the NEW WWE Champion. Orton comes out and holds up the title. Regal told Orton that he must defend the title tonight and that Orton must decide who he will face tonight in the main event. Orton gets on the mic and confirms one person he won't be wrestling tonight - John Cena. Fans still chanting for "Y2J" in Chicago. Orton starts to trash Cena when Triple H's music hits. Triple H gets on the mic and offers Orton vs. Triple H tonight for the title. Orton says no. Triple H asks the fans in Chicago if they want to see that and they cheer loudly in response. He told Vince he should always give the fans what they want. Vince gives in and makes Orton vs. Triple H for the WWE Title. That match starts right now.

- Triple H defeated Randy Orton to become the NEW WWE Champion. The match kicked off with Orton taking Triple H to the ground applying a sleeper. Big spot with Triple H connecting with a superplex on Orton. Triple H with a Spinebuster on Orton, covers, but only gets a two count. Orton responds with a quick DDT. Orton attempts an RKO, but Triple H counters and attempts a Pedigree. Orton counters the Pedigree into a back body drop. Triple H gets the Figure Four locked in, but Orton breaks it up getting to the ropes. The finish saw Orton miss a tackle in the corner allowing Triple H to roll him up for the pinfall to become the NEW WWE Champion. Triple H is now an 11-time WWE Champion. After the match, Orton is shocked. Crowd in Chicago was really into the finish.

- A promo for WrestleMania 24 airs.

- Mr. Kennedy & World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated WWE Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy, Paul London & Brian Kendrick in a "Bonus Match." Although it didn't go very long, lots of solid action and another good match with a hot crowd in Chicago. At one point Hardy hit the Swanton Bomb on Murdoch, but Cade made the save during the pinfall attempt. The finish saw Kennedy hit the Green Bay Plunge on London for the pinfall.

- Backstage, newly crowned WWE Champion Triple H is with World Heavyweight Champion Batista. Vince McMahon shows up and said since he is all about giving the fans what they want to see, he announces that Triple H's match with Umaga tonight will be for the WWE Title.

- CM Punk defeated Big Daddy V via DQ; Punk retains the ECW Title. Punk got a great reaction from his hometown crowd tonight in Chicago. This one didn't last long as Matt Striker interfered causing a DQ. After the match, Big Daddy V took out Punk by dropping some power elbows. CM Punk was shown bleeding from the mouth as a result of the elbow drops. Punk was helped to the back.

- JBL and Michael Cole recap the recent events between MVP and Matt Hardy on Smackdown. In the ring, Tazz has a mic and is by a table with pizza for a pizza eating contest. Tazz introduced Maria and Melina who will act as judges apparently. MVP and Matt Hardy come out to the ring. MVP trashed Chicago saying he doesn't eat garbage like this and that each pizza slice is full of calories. Both argue a bit and then finally sit down to start the contest. Melina is counting for MVP, while Maria is counting for Hardy. They put up a 2:00 minute clock to see how much pizza they can eat. Hardy eats two pizzas to MVP's none. Hardy then ends up throwing up on MVP because he ate so much.

- Triple H defeated Umaga to retain the WWE Title. A video package aired highlighting the events between Triple H and Umaga. This one didn't go very long with lots of back and forth action between Triple H and Umaga. They brawled to the outside of the ring and Umaga sent Triple H face first into the steel steps. Umaga worked on Triple H's ribs and Triple H sold he was injured for the remainder of the match. The finish saw Umaga miss a charge in the corner and Triple H hit the Pedigree on Umaga for the pinfall to retain the WWE Title.

- Rey Mysterio vs. Finlay ended in a No Contest. Very good match that went longer than most matches earlier tonight. One spot saw Finlay send Mysterio shoulder first into the ring post. A majority of Finlay's focus during the match was on Mysterio's left arm/shoulder. They did a spot where Finlay took a big bump on the floor and made it seem like he was knocked out. They brought a stretcher out and put a neckbrace on Finlay. As they were about to take Finlay to the back, Finlay sat up and attacked Mysterio. Finlay kicked Mysterio on the ground and got TONS of heat from the crowd in Chicago.

- Backstage, Triple H is icing himself down when Vince McMahon shows up. McMahon said history would be made tonight and the night wasn't done yet. He announced that Orton has requested his rematch for tonight and that Triple H would defend the WWE Title against Orton in a Last Man Standing Match. McMahon wishes Triple H good luck.

- Beth Phoenix defeated Candice Michelle to become the NEW WWE Women's Champion. Another short match that saw Phoenix get the win with a fishermans suplex to get the win and become the new WWE Women's Champion. Phoenix started crying when she got the win. Jerry Lawler did a post-match interview and Phoenix said tonight was the start of a new era in WWE - the Glamazon era.

- Batista defeated The Great Khali to retain the World Heavyweight Title in a Punjabi Prison Match. The winner of the match must escape both structures in order to win. Batista called for a door to be opened, but he was unable to escape in the 60 seconds he was given to do so. Khali started attacking Batista with a leather strap. Khali called for another door to be opened. Batista gave Khali a spinebuster, so no one could escape through the third door. Batista then used the leather strap on Khali and then tried to climb over the first part of the structure. Batista was unable to do so and Khali put the Vice Grip on Baitsta. Khali called for another door to be opened, but Batista gave Khali a low blow. All four doors are now locked shut, so you must climb. Khali got out of the first cage and then Batista jumped from the first to the other. Both men then started climbing out and Batista was the first to escape to get the win and retain the World Title.

- Randy Orton defeated Triple H to become the NEW WWE Champion in a Last Man Standing Match. Real solid main event to close the show. The match kicked off with Orton going after the the ribs of Triple H that he favored in his match with Umaga earlier in the night. The brawled to the outside and Orton sent Triple H into the padded ring barricade. Orton then choked Triple H with TV cable. Triple H stayed down and then got to his feet at 9. Orton then got a TV monitor and knocked out Triple H with it. Orton then attempted to give Triple H an RKO through the announcers table, but Triple H countered and sent Orton through the ECW announce table. The referee started the count and Orton got up at 9. Triple H then took out Orton with the steel steps, the referee counts and Orton gets up at 9.

The action then went back to the ring which saw Orton connect with a DDT on Triple H over a chair. Orton then setup the steel chair and gave Triple H an RKO over it. Triple H somehow gets up at the 9 count busted open. The brawl to the outside again. Triple H puts Orton on the Raw announce table, but Orton slides off. Orton grabs the steel steps and tries to hit Triple H, but Triple H catches Orton with a low blow. Triple H gets a chair and cracks it over the head of Orton. Orton is busted open, but gets up at the 9 count. Both brawl over to the top of the Raw announce table and Orton counters a Pedigree attempt and catches Triple H with an RKO. Orton backs off, the referee starts the count and Triple H couldn't get up before the 10 count ended. Randy Orton is your winner and is now the NEW WWE Champion.

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ECW opened with a very serious looking Vince McMahon made his way to the ring. Joey Styles noted that McMahon is here with a major announcement. The Chairman said that he's come before the fans with bad news and announced John Cena's injury. He said Cena needed immediate surgery to repair a torn pectoral muscle. McMahon said that the fans might ask who was responsible and the pointed the fans to a video feature on the incident. McMahon claimed Cena would be out somewhere between six months to a year. Some fans cheered that.

McMahon announced that "As of this moment, John Cena is no longer WWE champion." Lots of boos for that. McMahon said that the belt was vacant and would be rectified at the No Mercy PPV. He didn't announce what the match would be.

ECW champion CM Punk came to the ring. He said that he should be focused on No Mercy and who will win tonight's Tommy Dreamer vs. Elijah Burke match. He said that for the last week, he hasn't been able to get one thing out of his mind. They showed footage of the finish of CM Punk vs. Matt Striker from last week, followed by Big Daddy V laying Punk out. Striker and V appeared on the Titantron. Striker said that V wants the ECW title, so until he gets a shot he'll pay Punk no mind and wished Punk luck in his next match...right now.

ECW champion CM Punk vs. Mike Knox
They locked up. Punk went right to work on Knox's shoulder. Knox reversed a hammerlock, but Punk turned it into an armdrag and armbar. Knox shoved Punk back into the corner but the referee forced a break. Knox worked over Punk's lower back. Punk came back with a series of chops. Knox whipped Punk into the corner and nailed a dropkick for a two count. Punk took down Knox and nailed several knee strikes before cinching in a front chancery. Knox sat out and applied a hammerlock. Knox controlled Punk on the mat, then slammed him. Punk tossed Knox out of the ring and hit a dive as they went to commercial.

When they returned, Knox was in control back in the ring. He dropped Punk's throat across the top rope, getting a two count. Even though the ECW champion was in the ring, the commentators pushed the WWE title vacancy being filled at the PPV. Knox snapped Punk's head over the ropes and scored a two count. Knox continued to control the champion. He cinched on a side chinlock. Punk rolled through for a near fall but Knox kicked out and clobbered Punk with a clothesline. Knox continued to work over Punk on the mat.

Punk finally fought to his feet with elbows and knees. He nailed a leg lariat. He hit the running knee strike in the corner but was shoved off from the bulldog. Knox missed a bicycle kick and was caught with the GTS for the pin.
Your winner, ECW champion CM Punk!

Balls Mahoney made his way to the ring. They showed a clip of Balls asking Kelly Kelly out and Miz attacking him with the ring mic. Balls took the mic and said that some have claimed he was acting like a lovesick puppy, Mahoney said that he hasn't forgotten the cheap shot Miz gave him last week, but said he'd like an answer from Kelly Kelly. Mahoney asked her to come out and give it to him. Kelly made her way to the ring with the stuffed bear he gave her a few weeks ago. Balls repeated his question from last week, asking her out. Kelly took the mic and milked the moment, then agreed. Mahoney grabbed her in a huge hug.

The Miz came out with the rest of Extreme Expose. He asked Kelly if she was really going to go out with "that fat slob." He joked that Balls might brush his one tooth for her. Miz said that it's been fun, but it's time for Kelly to go. She hesitated and Miz told her to go. Balls struck Miz. Kelly stopped him. Miz retreated to the floor and told her again to leave. Miz said that he took over Extreme Expose's management contract, so what he says goes. Miz says that if Kelly wants to go out with Balls, she'll be gone from Extreme Expose and ECW. Miz demanded that Kelly make a decision and Kelly sadly left the ring, leaving Balls with her bear. She kept looking back all sad and sympathetic.

Tommy Dreamer vs. Elijah Burke for No Mercy ECW title shot
They lock up and Dreamer rides Burke to the mat. Dreamer shoulderblocks Burke down and goes for a quick cover. Burke fails at a slam, but Dreamer doesn't. Dreamer clotheslines Burke. Burke whips Dreamer into the corner, then drills him with a back elbow. Dreamer recovers and ties Burke to the tree of woe. He hits the running dropkick in the corner, then nails the Cactus clothesline to the floor. Dreamer dove off the apron onto Burke, who was on the floor, and peppered him with punches. While Dreamer waited for Burke to return to the ring, they went to commercial.

Back on ECW, Burke got a two count on Dreamer and began pounding him in the back. They showed Dreamer getting tossed into the ringside steps during a commercial break. Burke cinched in a reverse chinlock, putting his feet on the ropes for leverage. Someone's been watching his Mike Rotunda Varsity Club era tapes. Burke and Dreamer throw down and Burke gets the better of it, which makes sense due to his boxing background. He hits the 4-Up on Dreamer.

Burke keeps trash talking Dreamer while Dreamer keeps pulling himself up and egging Burke on. Dreamer catches Burke with a neckbreaker. Dreamer came back with some offense and a flapjack. Burke slams Dreamer into the turnbuckles, then goes to the top rope. Dreamer cuts him off and sets up for a superplex. Burke shoves him off. He hits a top rope sunset flip but Dreamer reverses for a two count. Burke hits the Outer Limits elbow, but Dreamer catches him with a DDT and gets the pin clean.
Your winner, Tommy Dreamer

ECW General Manager Armando comes out and congratulates Dreamer saying he earned the victory, but the chase isn't over. Armando says that there's one man left to enter, and introduces Big Daddy V. V comes to the ring. V lays out Dreamer. You know where this is going. V picks up Dreamer and slams him. V drops down with a headbutt and steps on Dreamer's chest. V beats on Dreamer who refuses to back down. V misses a splash. Dreamer nailed a clothesline but V didn't sell it. Dreamer keeps fighting but is laid out. Dreamer pulled himself up in the corner, where he was hit with a running avalanche splash. V scooped up Dreamer and dropped back with a Samoan Splash. V hits a running splash and scores the pin.
Your winner, Big Daddy V!

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- Three unknown men are in the ring dressed in wrestling attire, as Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring. He says a main event worth being on WrestleMania will take place tonight: Triple H vs. Mr. McMahon. McMahon says he guarantees victory, he says actions speak louder than words. Vince then shows a video package of every time he has beaten or gotten the best of Triple H. He says the three men represent three different fighting styles; one is an amateur wrestler, one is a karate champion and the other is a sumo champion. Vince says he is going to put on a demonstration. He takes off his jacket and tie; the three men get ready to compete, Vince then backs off and brings out Umaga to take on the guys. Umaga demolishes them all easily. He has a new huge tattoo on his back.

6 Man Tag Team Match " Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy, Brian Kendrick & Paul London vs. Shelton Benjamin and World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
The babyfaces have the advantage early, heels soon take control, Hardy tagged in and dominates Cade. London takes out Benjamin on the outside, Kendrick knocks down Murdoch and hits the Sliced Bread #2 on Cade, Hardy then hits the Swanton on Cade for the victory.

- Randy Orton is with us via satellite. He says he opted not to be at Raw tonight due to Cena’s current state of mind. We are shown the footage of Randy attacking Mr. Cena. Orton says “like father, like son.” He finishes by telling the fans the next time they see him on Raw, he will be WWE Champion.

- A video package of the WWE Diva hopefuls competing in an Obstacle Course is shown.

- Backstage William Regal is looking for Hornswoggle. He runs into The Highlanders and asks them why they turned down a match against London & Kendrick tonight. They said the only match they are interested in is a match for the World Tag Team Championships. Rory says they came to the WWE to become Tag Champs, and that’s what they are going to do whether Regal likes it or not.

Cody Rhodes vs. Hardcore Holly
Holly sneaks in an Alabama Slam for the victory, Holly stares at Cody for a while before shaking his head and walking away.

- Beth Phoenix makes her way to the ring, Lilian goes to leave but Beth stops and asks her to have a practice at announcing Beth as the new Women’s Champio., Lilian does but adds “assuming you can beat Candice” on the end of it. Beth grabs Lilian by the throat, Candice Michelle makes the save and knocks Beth from the ring, both women stare each other down.

Mr. McMahon vs. Triple H
Before Triple H comes out, McMahon shows the video of Triple H taking out Umaga with the sledgehammer last month. McMahon cuts H’s entrance short and yells to get on with fighting, McMahon realizes there is no referee so he yells for one, out comes Carlito with a referee shirt on, he will be the official. McMahon slaps H before the bell rings. The match officially starts and Vince keeps running from the ring, H eventually catches Vince and pummels him on the outside, Carlito gets in H’s face and shoves him, H shoves him back and puts McMahon in the ring, he goes for the Pedigree but Carlito hits the Backstabber on HHH, he puts Vince on top and tries to fast count H down but he manages to kick out. Triple H then low blows Vince and attacks Carlito, Carlito disqualifies HHH giving Vince the win for the 2nd week in a row.

Umaga makes his way to the ring and he and HHH go at it, Umaga eventually gets the advantage hitting HHH with his running turnbuckle move, Umaga seta up H for the Samoan Spike but Carlito decides to knock H from the ring, Umaga is angry with Carlito and yells at him, Carlito backs up the ramp allowing H time to recover, he has his sledgehammer in hand, Umaga looks to not be backing down but Vince persuades him to leave it until No Mercy. Triple H is stood in the ring yelling at Vince and Umaga.

- Todd Grisham interviews John Cena backstage, he acknowledges what some fans say about him (We’ve Cena Nuff and Cena Sucks) Cena says “they” can say what they like. At No Mercy he will not stay down, no matter what Orton hits him with he will keep getting up and at No Mercy he will give them something “they” won’t forget.

Melina vs. Mickie James
Melina has the advantage, she sets up Mickie for a reverse-DDT but starts screaming, we then see it’s because Hornswoggle has popped his head up through the ring skirt, this distraction allows Mickie to roll up Melina for the win. After the match Melina chases Hornswoggle under the ring, they are under there for a few seconds until Hornswoggle comes out the other side with Melina’s top in his hands! He then goes back under and Melina can be heard screaming from under the ring, he then comes back out with Melina’s wrestling tights! Hornswoggle skips away up the ramp as Melina has her head popped out the side of the ring skirt screaming at Hornswoggle to give her her clothes back!

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Mr. Kennedy
Cena wins with the STFU. After the match Randy Orton appears behind Cena and RKO’s him, he then takes Cena to the outside and hits him with the steel steps. He then puts Cena on the announce table and RKO’s him on it, Cena rolls onto the floor, Orton gets in Cena’s face and yells 1 to 10, Cena fails to respond. Orton gets in the ring and stares down at Cena with a sadistic look.

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Triple Threat: Elijah Burke vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Kevin Thorn
The loser of this match will be out of contention for the ECW Title match with CM Punk at No Mercy. They reviewed last week's Fatal Four Way, where Stevie Richards was eliminated. Dreamer attacked Burke at the bell, but Thorn hit Dreamer with a back elbow, knocking him from the ring. Thorn hit Burke with a shoulderblock and slammed him for a two count. Burke slid under Thorn and hit a hiptoss. Burke and Thorn exchanged punches, and Dreamer watched from the floor.

They stopped, and Burke convinced Thorn that they should go after Dreamer. Dreamer decked Thorn on the floor, out punches Burke in the ring, then gave Thorn a drop toe hold and Burke a hip toss. Thorn knocked Dreamer down with punches, but Burke rolled up Thorn for a two count, then hit him with a flying forearm. Burke ended up being knocked to the floor by Thorn, who then rammed Dreamer shoulder first into a ringpost and stomped him down for a two count. Burke got back in the ring and dropkicked Thorn from behind. Burke and Dreamer traded reversals on a sunset flip, then Thorn joined in. They all started exchanging rollups and small packages for two counts, then Dreamer and Burke did a double team backslide to Thorn for a two count. All three men retreated to corners as they went to commercial.

Back from break, Dreamer ducked a Burke bodypress and Burke fell to the floor. Thorn hit Dreamer with forearms, then ran into a Dreamer elbow. Dreamer hit a slew of punches, then decked Thorn and hit a bulldog for a two count. Dreamer pounded Thorn with punches in the corner, but Thorn walked out from under him and dropped Dreamer headfirst on the mat. Thorn got a two count, then stomped Dreamer. Thorn put Dreamer in a rear chinlock. Dreamer got out and hit a reverse DDT. Thorn went to the floor and Dreamer hit him with a baseball slide kick.

Dreamer got on the apron to jump on Thorn, but Burke slammed him off and to the floor. Thorn then hit Burke with a forearm on the floor, rolled him into the ring and got a two count. Thorn hit Burke with a series of punches, then put him in an over-the-shoulder backbreaker, then dropped to his knees. Thorn got a two count on Burke. Thorn slapped Burke in the head, then went for a short arm clothesline. Burke ducked it and decked Thorn with a right hand, then hit an STO. Dreamer grabbed Burke and hung him in the corner, then hit a baseball slide kick while he was in the Tree Of Woe. Thorn gave Dreamer a jawbreaker, got a two count, then Burke decked Thorn with a punch. Burke climbed to the top rope, but Dreamer crotched him. Thorn grabbed Dreamer, but Dreamer gave him a neckbreaker.

Burke got back on the top rope and went for a sunset flip on Dreamer, but Dreamer rolled through it and put Burke in a Texas Cloverleaf. Thorn kicked Dreamer in the head and got a two count. Thorn picked up Burke in a fireman's carry, but Dreamer kicked Thorn in the gut. Thorn dropped Burke, and Dreamer gave Thorn a DDT. Burke threw Dreamer from the ring and covered Thorn for the three count.
Winner: Elijah Burke

Backstage, CM Punk was saying hello to people. Matt Striker, with Big Daddy V, approached him. Striker said Punk could improve himself by going back to school. Punk said he was very good at school, and never missed a day. Punk said he even taught a few of the teacher. Striker said he was Punk's teacher, and Big Daddy V was his star pupil. Big Daddy V growled. Punk said he'd see Striker "in school" and walked off.

Nunzio vs. Mike Knox
Nunzio grabbed a headlock at the start, but Knox sent him from the ring with a shoulderblock. Nunzio went for a waistlock, and Knox threw it off, sending Nunzio to the floor again. As Nunzio got in the ring, Knox started blasting him with forearms to the back. Nunzio tried to battle back with punches, but Knox hit a backbreaker, pushing down on it. Nunzio hit some knees to escape the backbreaker, but got caught in another one. Knox scored a two count, then hit a kneedrop, an elbowdrop and a legdrop. Knox missed a charge in the corner, then Nunzio hit a series of kicks to Knox' legs, then dropkicked them out for a two count. Knox came right back with a knee to the gut and a running boot to the face for the win.
Winner: Mike Knox.

Extreme Expose were walking backstage, and were joined by The Miz. Kelly didn't seem happy to see The Miz.

The Miz vs. Silas Young
Silas grabbed a hammerlock on Miz, but Miz backed him in a corner and hit a back elbow. Miz dropped Young throat first across the top rope. Miz hit a back elbow on Young, then kicked him in the shoulder. Miz stomped Young's leg and punched him in the face. Miz hit a side legsweep, then hit his jump-through-the-ropes clothesline. Miz hit his kneelift into a neckbreaker (Reality Check) to get the win.
Winner: The Miz

Balls Mahoney came out. Balls said he needed to talk to Kelly, and told Miz to "step back". Balls said Kelly didn't get to answer him last week. Balls asked Kelly Kelly if she would go out with him. The fans chanted "Yes." Before Kelly could say anything, Miz took the mic and hit Balls in the head with it, knocking him out. Miz left, while Brooke and Layla El made Kelly leave with them.

ECW Champion CM Punk vs. Matt Striker
Punk hit a shoulderblock after the initial lockup. Punk hit a kick to the leg, then slammed Striker and dropped a leg for a two count. Striker hit some right hands, but Punk backdropped him to the floor, then hit a pescado. Punk was distracted on the floor by the presence of Big Daddy V, and Striker rammed Punk's wrist into the ring steps, then kicked them against the steps. Back in the ring, Striker worked on the hand and arm, stomping it and twisting it around the ropes. Punk came back with a sunset flip for a two count, then Striker decked Punk with a clothesline for a two count. Striker applied a wristlock on the bad hand. Striker hit a standing dropkick for a two count, then went back to the wristlock.

Punk started to fight up, but Striker kicked the hand and yanked it across the top rope. Punk battled back with chops and kicks, but Striker hit the arm and kicked it again, then hit a stiff running knee to the head for a two count. Striker went for the hand again, slamming it into the mat and applying an armbar. Striker pulled on the fingers, making them into a "V" and saying Punk was a Big Daddy V fan. Punk kicked back to offense again, knocking Striker down and hitting a kick to the chest. Punk hit a back elbow, a clothesline and an enzugiri. Punk hit a double underhook backbreaker, a jumping knee in the corner, and a bulldog. Punk hit a springboard clothesline, then the Go To Sleep for the clean win.

Winner: CM Punk
Big Daddy V came in as the three count was being made and attacked Punk, hitting a Samoan Drop and standing over the downed champion as the show ended.

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Jonathan Coachman is already in the ring. Blue-shirted Security surrounds the ring. A recap of the events from the past few weeks is shown. He introduces Mr. McMahon and he struts down to the ring.

McMahon gets on the mic and says he is tired of Triple H. Every week he makes a fool out of McMahon. So tonight, Triple H will face Carlito in a Steel Cage. But Carlito won't be alone. He will be teaming up...with Vincent Kennedy McMahon. He vows to win that match.

He then calls out his son Hornswaggle. Vince gets on one knee and apologizes to Hornswaggle. They say they love each other, and they hug. McMahon also has a surprise for Hornswaggle. He has set up a date for him. With Melina! Melina comes down and says she thinks he's really cute. Hornswaggle jumps on her and rolls around. McMahon tells them to go out and get a beer.

Coach says even though Regal is set to come back next week, he thinks McMahon should make him permanent GM. Then Cena's music hits. Cena comes down to the ring and he looks like he means business. He starts throwing chairs into the ring. Coach says if he touches himself or McMahon, Cena will be stripped of the WWE title. Cena attacks both of them.

McMahon says there will be a ceremony tonight, and it's up to Coach whether or not Cena will keep the title.

Match One: Cody Rhodes vs. Hardcore Holly
Holly talks a little trash before the match gets under way. He says Cody has to earn his respect. The bell rings. They lock up, side headlock by holly. Off the ropes, shoulder tackle. Top wristlock by Cody Rhodes. Armdrag takeover by Cody. Attempt at a sunset flip, Holly tries to punch out of it, but Cody gets a 2 count. Chops in the corner from Holly. They exchange rights but Holly gets the better of the exchange. More chops. Snapmare into a chinlock. Some elbows from Cody but a clubbing blow from Holly. Back suplex attmpt by Holly by Cody lands on his feet. Side russian legsweep and a nearfall. Crossbody block from Cody. 2 count, clothesline. Dropkick. Holly blocks Cody in the corner. Cody attempts a springboard move but Holly tosses him aside. Alabama Slam. And the 1,2,3.
Winner: Hardcore Holly

Match Two: Santino Marella vs Ron Simmons
They lock up and Santino forces the break in the corner. Some rights from Simmons A lot of them. irish whip, Santino drops down and rolls out of the ring. Simmons follows him outside but Santino runs and stomps Simmons upon entering the ring. Drops some elbows and knees on the back of Ron Simmons. Locks on a modified camel clutch. Some clubbing forearms to the back of Ron Simmons. Santino attempts to irish whip Simmons. Santino ducks the clothesline. Shoulder tackle by Simmons. Clothesline. Simmong goes for a powerslam but Santino slips out and leaves the ring. He grabs Maria and just leaves.
Winner: Ron Simmons by count out

Backstage, Melina is texting and Jillian approaches her. She says Hornswaggle is a disgusting midget. Melina confesses that Coach said that if she went on a date with him, she'd get a Women's Title shot.

Match thre: Triple H vs Carlito and Mr. McMahon in a Steel Cage
McMahon and Carlito discuss their gameplan before entering the cage. Carlito and Mcmahon approach Triple H. Carlito runs at him and McMAhon hightails it. Triple H grabs McMahon but both them beat him down. He fights them off. He works on Carlito and McMAhon tries to escape the door. Carlito attacks Trips from behind. McMahon tries to climb out of the cage. Trips pulls him off the ropes and crotches him on the top rope

Carlito and HHH fight back and forth. McMahon is still out of it. High knee from Triple H. Knee lift. Carlito is down. Triple H slams McMAhon into the cage a couple times. He then throws Carlito into McMahon into the Cage. HHH crotchchops McMahon and goes for the Pedigree but receives a Backstabber for his troubles. McMAhon crawls for the cage. HHH throws Carlito into the cage. Triple H drags McMAhon into the ring at the last second. Carlito is on the attack again. Vince is now trying to climb out of the cage again. Triple H and McMahon fight it out on the top briefly, but ultimately, Carlito grabs Triple H's leg and McMahon makes it out.
Winners:Carlito and Mr. McMahon

Match Four: Cade and Murdoch vs London and Kendrick
Backbreaker from Cade on London. Tags in Murdoch. Murdoch drops some knees on London. Abdominal stretch. Lodong fights out and hits a hurricanrana. He tags in Kendrick and Kendrick goes wild. Dropkicks, backboby drop, leg lariat. Nearfall. Plancha from London onto Cade. Sliced Bread #2 on Murdoch. 1,2, but the Highlanders attack London and Kendrick.
Winners: London and Kendrick by DQ

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*Elijah Burke defeated Stevie Richards, Kevin Thorn, Tommy Dreamer in a "Fatal Four Way Chase to No Mercy."

It wasn't fully clear, but it appeared that ECW General Manager Armando Estrada referred to it as a weekly deal where at the end, the winner gets a No Mercy ECW title shot at CM Punk. Richards was pinned, so he's eliminated from the "chase."

*Backstage, Elijah Burke asks ECW champion CM Punk to sign WWE Magazine.

*The Miz came out with Kelly Kelly and the rest of Extreme Expose. They danced to Salt N' Pepa's "Push It."

*Big Daddy V pinned The Boogeyman. V got most of the offense in.

*Armando Extrada announced Tommy Dreamer vs. Kevin Thorn vs. Elijah Burke next week in the next chapter of "Chase to No Mercy."

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John Cena makes his way down to the ring and grabs the mic. He says that he knows some people are upset with him; that he hasn't been himself lately. He says he's sorry, and although he's had alot of pent up aggression lately, tonight he feels fabulous. The Champ says everything is going to be okay, because last night he lost to Randy Orton. Cena says thank you to his Dad, for being brave and making him the proudest son on the face of the earth. He also thanks Randy Orton, because Orton has made him put into perspective the things in life that are important, and that he's stupid enough to want a rematch. The most important Thank You is to Jonathan Coachman, who booked the last man standing match at No Mercy. While he's talking about No Mercy, Coach's music hits!

Coach says Cena shouldn't be thanking him for making that match, he should be thanking him that he still has a job after his father attacked a WWE Superstar and Cena put his hands on him. Coach says just like Cena feels he got revenge last night, Coach is allowing Orton to feel the same. Tonight, Orton vs. Cena, right here, tonight! Coach met with Cena's father this morning, and informed him that he may have stripping Cena of the title. Cena's father pleaded with Coach not to do it, and told Coach that he'd do anything to prevent Cena from losing the title. Coach then says that tonight, it's not Randy Orton vs. the Champ John Cena, it's Randy Orton vs. Mr. Cena, John's Father! Cena is beside himself as Raw goes to a commercial...

Jeff Hardy (c) v. Shelton Benjamin, for the IC Title
Back and forth and then Shelton in control over Hardy in the ring. Hardy starts to power out but gets caught with a face first back drop by Shelton. Hardy now down in the corner, and is hit with a running knee to the face by Shelton. Neckbreaker by Benjamin gets a 2 count, and follows that ujp with a few headbutts and a sleeperhold. Jeff powers out, but Shelton catches him once again, and gets a 2 count. Jeff stumbles to his feet, and ducks when Shelton goes for a kick. Both men clothesline each other, get an 8 count before they get back up. Hardy hits the whisper in the wind, and goes for the twist of fate, but Shelton gets out of it and hits a backbreaker for another 2 count. Shelton in the corner, but moves, and Jeff goes face first into the turnbuckle, only to turn around and be caught in a russian legsweep. Then, Shelton hits a reverse DDT on Hardy for yet another 2 count. Hardy to the top rope, Shelton pounces up there, but gets pushed off, and Jeff follows up with a Swanton for the win.
Winner: Jeff Hardy

Next, we have Vince McMahon in a limo. Coach gets in the limo and tells Vince that it's going to be a great night. Vince doesn't care; he only cares about his predicament. Coach says it's not going to last much longer; he's taken care of everything, and after tonight, Vince won't have to worry about him anymore. They show Hornswoggle in a car-seat, and Vince says he has to sit there because he's an infant, and that's the law. Hornswoggle gets out of the seat and chases Coach out of the Limo. Pretty funny segment.

Then we have Santino outside of the Diva's locker room. Jillian Hall comes out, and they put in a plug for the Condemned, and say something about Britney Spears. Then Santino says he can't believe he used to pleasure himself to Britney Spears.

Vince and Coach are walking in the back when they hear irish music playing. Vince says it's coming from his office; Vince's office is covered in Irish stuff. Vince says this was all on Coach. Coach says that when he finds him, he'll handle this. Vince tells Coach to find him. Hornswoggle shows up in the background, says "hi Dad!" and takes off running. Coach runs after him. Now, there's a Horse with a Unicorn attachment.

Daivari v. Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Daivari goes for his flag, but Hacksaw pulls him down and delivers a bodyslam to Daivari. Daivari stops Hacksaw from getting the US flag, and then starts pounding away on Duggan. Daivari goes for the flag, but Hacksaw stops him again by holding his legs. This time, Daivari gets all the way to the top, but Hacksaw pulls him down and Daivari racks himself on the turnbuckle. Duggan heads over to his flag, and Daivari meets him at the top rope. Hacksaw knocks Daivari from the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring, and grabs the flag for the victory!
Winner: Hacksaw Jim Duggan

In the back, Cody Rhodes begs Coach to let him fight Orton instead of Cena's father. Coach says no, and walks away, only to run face first into Cena. Cena says if he doesn't call off the match, he will not be held responsible for what happens tonight. Coach says that Cena will have a match tonight, against an opponent of Coach's choice. If Cena wins, he'll cancel the match between Orton and his father. Cena's fate is in his hands.

After the break, Vince's music hits and the chairman comes down to the ring and grabs a mic. He says that we are all surprised that his grapefruits produced Hornswoggle. He says that he doesn't want us to think he's not proud of his new son, and that he's compassionate. He says he wants to welcome his new son into his family, and he wants us to do the same. Vince introduces Hornswoggle, who comes down to the ring with an Irish jig theme song. He dances around the ring, and Vince is annoyed, telling him repeatedly to stop dancing. Vince asks if he's happy to be a McMahon. Vince says that when, if, he dies, that Hornswoggle will come into a lot of money. Vince tells him that money is not everything, and that life is really about love and compassion. Vince will open his heart tonight and do something that Hornswoggle will appreciate. Vince tells him that he has some legal papers, and that he's putting Hornswoggle up for adoption. Hornswoggle looks crushed.

Vince announces the new parents, who come out to the ring with an attorney. Alice and Ed are their names, apparently. Ed says that they've waited years for a little boy, and that Hornswoggle is everything Vince said he'd be. Alice says that they'll love Hornswoggle so much. Hornswoggle looks like he's about to cry. Vince tells him, rather cruelly, to say hello to his new dad. Hornswoggle pulls Ed's pants down, and begins to attack him. Ed ditches the ring, and Vince tells him to come back and sign the legal papers. Vince tries to tell Alice that Hornswoggle has never done something like this before, but the little guy attacks Alice from behind, biting her in the...well...behind. Ed and Alice run away with their lawyer close behind. Vince flips out on Hornswoggle, telling him to get out of his life, and to stay away from him. He then tells Hornswoggle to crawl back under his rock. Hornswoggle slowly walks up the ramp, crying. Vince tells the crowd that they would have done the same thing in that position.

Suddenly, Triple H's music hits, and the Game looks like he's got something to say. Vince asks what he's doing here. Triple H says that Vince seems mad that he's out here, considering he went through a lot of trouble to decorate Vince's office. He says it's not easy to find a unicorn in Nashville. He says that he knew Vince slept with some trolls in his day, but he didn't know Vince slept with elves, fairies, and hobgoblins too. Vince says that he doesn't sleep with fairies, to which Triple H replies that's not what he read on the internet. He wonders why Vince didn't see this coming, seeing as Vince is short-tempered, short-sighted, and has a microscopic penis. Vince asks if he's finished, and Triple H says that's what Hornswoggle's mom said to Vince. He asks if Vince did it with Hornswoggle's mom on the Yellow Brick Road or if he got her to Smurf Village first. He says that Vince is obviously upset, and that he just has one quick question. He asks Vince if Hornswoggle's mom was magically delicious. Vince says that he's got some problems, but not as big as Triple H's. Vince introduces Triple H's opponents for the night...Cade and Murdoch. We go to break as Cade and Murdoch make their way to the ring.

Triple H vs. Cade and Murdoch
We come back from the break to Murdoch with a side headlock on Triple H. Triple H is fighting out, but Murdoch manages to tag Cade, and they try a double team. Triple H lands a clothesline to both Cade and Murdoch and tosses both men out of the ring. Carlito now comes out and stands at the top of the entrance ramp. Cade manages to hit a swinging neckbreaker, and works over Triple H a little, before tagging in Murdoch. After a double team move Murdoch pounds away on Triple H, hitting some nice shots in the corner. Murdoch climbs the ropes, and hits a move that a man of his stature shouldn't do. Murdoch tags in Cade, who works on Triple H some more, eventually locking in a neck vice.

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ECW Championship: (Champion) CM Punk vs. Elijah Burke
CM Punk chant starts. Lock up and the referee breaks them up in the corner. Punk pushes Burke and Punk with a front face lock and Burke counters with a go behind and then shifts to a reverse bear hug. Punk with a drop toe hold and Punk cradles into a cross arm breaker but Burke reaches the ropes. Lock up and the referee breaks them up again in the corner. Burke with a high elbow shot and irish whips Punk but Punk leap frogs Burke and nails a side russian leg sweep for a two count. Punk chops away at Burke and snapmares him. Punk with a round house kick directly to Burke's back! Punk with a back breaker to Burke unto his knee for a two count. Burke traps Punk into the ropes and then slams the back of Punk's neck to the mat for a two count. Burke with a round house kick of his own to Punk's back. Burke applies a bow and arrow submission hold but Punk jumps foward and kicks himself free. Punk with the high knee in the corner and running bulldog.

Punk goes up top and nails a springboard clothesline for a two count. Burke goes to the outside. As Punk gets to the apron, Burke pulls Punk off and he lands back first unto the floor! Burke brings Punk back into the ring and covers for a two count. Burke applies a Boston crab as Punk writhes in pain. Punk finally reaches the the bottom rope and Burke then delivers two german suplexes. On the third attempt, Punk elbows his way out but runs into a modified leg sweep into a clothesline for a two count. Burke then applies a unique submission hold, kinda of like a reverse sharpshooter. Impressive! Punk cradles through but Burke with clubs to Punk's back as Burke demands Punk quit. Punk counters with an jumping enziguri. Burke with a huge right hand for a two count. Burke slaps at Punk repeatedly but Punk with a front roll up out of nowhere for the win!
Winner: CM Punk

WWE Tag Team Championship: (Champions) MVP (United States Champion) and Matt Hardy vs. Deuce N' Domino with Cherry
Lock up and Matt Hardy with an arm drag and fron tbody slam much like MVP did only faster. Hardy hits a swinging neck breaker. Hardy mocks MVP and tags him in. Deuce with a chop but MVP nails a running bulldog. MVP goes up top and mocks Hardy. Hardy tags himself in and nails some forearms and drops a fist. Hardy then mocks MVP with his basketball shoot score hand gestures. Hardy drops an elbow. Domino tags in and kicks Hardy right in the face for a two count. Deuce tags back in and applies an arm lock but Hardy escapes and school boys Deuce for a two count. Deuce gets the advantage and applies another arm lock. Hardy fights out but Cherry grabs his legs.

Hardy still manages a side effect to Deuce. Deuce tags in Domino. Domino knocks MVP off the apron and applies another arm lock. Hardy counters into a jaw breaker. MVP won't get back on the apron as Hardy pleads for him to. Deuce N' Domino with a double back breaker/clothesline off the top rope for only a two count! MVP finally runs to the apron. Hardy counters Deuce N' Domino with a bulldog/clothesline combination and tags in MVP. MVP clothesline Deuce and then nails a big back body drop. MVP shows some agression sending Domino's face into his knees. Hardy makes the blind tag and sends MVP into Deuce on the outside and connects with the twist of fate to Domino for the win!
Winners: Matt Hardy and MVP

No Disqualification Match for Carlito Only: Triple H vs. Carlito
Carlito attacks Triple H rights away but Triple H fights back. Carlito runs to the outside but Triple H brings him back into the ring. Big Triple H chant. Triple H with a big back body drop. Carlito goes to the outside and grabs a garbage can from under the ring. On the apron Triple H brings Carlito in over the top rope by his hair! Triple H clotheslines Carlito over the top rope. On the outside, Carlito goes to hit Triple H with a chair but hits the ring post instead and Triple H sends Carlito back first into the fan barricade and apron. In the ring, Triple H drops a couple of elbows and delivers a back breaker unto his knee. Triple H applies an abdominal stretch and grabs the top rope for leverage. He tells the referee he didn't but does it again!

Triple H then pulls at Carlito's hair! Carlito sneaks to the outside and Triple H sends Carlito over the ECW announce table. Carlito grabs the ring bell and nails Triple H right in the face with it! Carlito repeatedly hits Triple H in the back with the ring bell. Carlito then chokes Triple H with a camera chord and drags Triple H back into the ring with it. Carlito then places Triple H on the ropes and chokes Triple H with the chord and the ropes! Carlito grabs his apple and starts chewing it. Triple H punches Carlito and Carlito spits out the apple! Carlito nails Triple H right in the head with the trash can! Carlito then hits Triple H with the trash can multiple times and covers for a two count. Carlito brings in another garbage can. Carlito with a back suplex to Triple H right unto the garbage can! Carlito brings in yet another garbage can and places it in between the top and middle turnbuckle in the corner.

After a series of reversing the other irish whip Carlito runs into a clothesline from Triple H. Triple H with a high knee and facebuster for a two count. Triple H punches away at Carlito in the corner repeatedly. Carlito grabs some powder and throws it right into Triple H's eyes! Carlito grabs a chair but Triple H somehow senses Carlito and nails a spinebuster. Triple H grabs the chair but the referee takes it from him. Carlito goes to hit Triple H with the garbage can but with the referee's back turned Triple H with a low blow to Carlito! Triple H with the pedigree for the win!
Winner: Triple H

Women's Championship: (Champion) Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix
Lock up but Beth easily pushes Candice off. Candice jumps up and brings Beth into a side headlock but Beth throws Candice to the mat. Candice with a go behind but Beth punches away at Candice's arm and lifts her up with one arm and drops Candice to the mat! Candice ducks through the ropes and delivers a round house kick to Beth on the apron. Candice grabs Beth's hand and goes up top and connects with a spinning tilt a whirl arm drag! Candice witha headscissors takedown but Beth counters into a back breaker unto her knee! Beth irish whips Candice hard into the corner. Beth with clubs to Candice's back and slams Candice down for a two count. Beth lifts up Candice with her shoulders and then drops Candice face first to the mat for a two count. Like what Jazz used to do, can't remember the name of the move.

Beth applies an bow and arrow submission hold but Candice escapes and Beth delivers a forearm to Candice's back. In the corner, Candice applies a body scissors wrapping her legs around Beth's stomach and then kicks Beth right in the face but runs into an high elbow from Beth. Beth lifts up Candice unto her shoulders and double axe handles Candice's ribs multiple times! Candice stuggles herself free into a neck breaker! Candice with forearms and nails an dropkick and running clothesline. Candice nips up in the corner and slams Beth down hard by her hair. Beth catches Candice and sends her back first into the corner. Beth puts Candice on the top rope and lifts her up and drops her in a military press! Beth covers but Candice kicks out! Beth places Candice on her shoulders but Candice reverses into a crucifix for the win!
Winner: Candice Michelle

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Match #1: The Miz (w/Extreme Expose) vs Tommy Dreamer
Tommy chants as they lock up, and Dreamer gets the hip toss before clotheslining Miz to the outside. Miz catches Dreamer coming back int the ring and hangs him up over the ropes and then catapults him into the bottom rope. Miz heads up to the top, but Dreamer cuts him off and hits a superplex. Dreamer with a series of punches followed by a bulldog and then tosses him into the corner. Miz in the tree of woe and hits the running dropkick. Reverse DDT from Dreamer gets a near fall, before Miz goes for a roll up but the ref catches him using the ropes. Dreamer misses a shoulder charge in the corner and Miz hits the Reality Check for the victory.
Result: Miz wins by pinfall

Big Daddy V promo/hype package, which is really good stuff. Next week BDV is going to ask Boogeyman "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" and he is going to scream "BIG DADDY V". Kelly Kelly is walking through the back, and Balls wants to take a minute to tell her that she is really special. He got her a present, a big teddy bear. Kelly loves it and thinks Balls is sweet. They tease a kiss but Kelly thinks better of it, but Balls is a happy man as she leaves.

Match #2: Matt Striker (w/Big Daddy V) vs Nunzio
Nunzio with a dropkick early, but thats about as much offense as he's going to get, as he missed a splash in the corner and Striker rolls him up for the pinfall.
Result: Matt Striker wins by pinfall

Match #3: Balls Mahoney vs Mike Knox
Bit of back and forth early but Knox takes control with a knee lift and leg drop to the back of the head. Balls fights out of a neck crank and hits a back body drop. Balls combo punches now, but Miz is out here for the distraction and Knox hits a bicycle kick for the pinfall. Kelly is sad and Balls is mad.
Result: Mike Knox wins by pinfall

Another recap of CM Punk winning the title last week in his last chance match against John Morrison. Another really good video with all the highlights of their great match.

Match #4: Elijah Burke & Kevin Thorn vs CM Punk & Stevie Richards
Punk and Burke start things off and neither man gets the advantage of the lock up. Punk with a clothesline in the corner and Elijah retreats and tags out. Punk tags Stevie in who works on Thorn. Couple of quick tags and they hit a double team kick to Thorn. Stevie with the "Stevie Stretch" on Thorn but Elijah breaks it up. Gutbuster over the shoulder gets a nearfall for Thorn. Torture Rack backbreaker now from Thorn and he tags Elijah back in. Elijah teases for the handspring elbow but instead just punches away at Stevie.

Elijah with a wacky headlock submission before he uses the ropes to choke Stevie and he sets him up for the Elijah Express. Stevie gets out of the way and makes the tag to Punk. Thorn in as well and Punk runs wild and gets a near fall after the enziguri. Knee lift and corner bulldog followed by springboard clothesline. Punk dropkicks Burke off the apron, but Thorn catches him and looks for the Crucifix Bomb. Punk counters and hits the GTS for the pinfall.
Result: Punk and Richards win by pinfall

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- Monday Night Raw begins with Mr. McMahon making his way to the ring with Jonathan Coachman. He talks about his “bastard son” and says he is here tonight, Vince ponders what the clue of “things are looking up” means. He says he is glad his son is not from Green Bay, McMahon produces the new WWE Magazine cover with Mr. Kennedy on, he orders Coach to rip it up. Vince demands to know who his son is, World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali makes his way to the ring. Khali mumbles some garbage, the crowd chant “What?”, his translator says that “things are looking up” can only man Khali, he says Khali would be honored to be called “The Great McMahon.”

JBL makes his way to the ring, he says the thing they have in common is that they love the money; he says he and McMahon are from the same mould and are both self-made millionaires; he continues to put over McMahon’s and his accomplishments before saying he would love to change his name to JBM, John “Bradshaw” McMahon. Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy makes his way to the ring and says that when he hits the Swanton or jumps off a ladder, “everyone is looking up”. Hardy says he hopes he is not McMahon’s son. The attorney of the illegitimate son’s mother appears on the tron, McMahon says he hates all attorneys. The attorney reveals the identity of Vince’s son will be revealed later, he then informs Jeff Hardy that he is not Vince’s son, Jeff celebrates before being put in a match with The Great Khali for the Intercontinental Championship!

(1) Paul London w/ Brian Kendrick vs. Lance Cade w/ Trevor Murdoch
Jim Ross notes WWE Champion John Cena has been banned from the building. Cade dominates the match, Murdoch tries to interfere, with the referee distracted, Kendrick runs in and hits the Sliced Bread #2 on Cade, London the hits the Standing Shooting Star Press and gets the pin!

- Security is shown outside to prevent John Cena from entering if he shows up.

- In Vince’s office, Coach introduces Vince to the #2 pick in the online voting of who the fans think Vince’s son is. Stevie Richards walks in, McMahon laughs at him, Richards leaves, Vince asks who the #1 pick was, Coach tells Vince it was Triple H!

- Todd Grisham interviews Carlito, Carlito says all Triple H proved last week is that he is tough with a sledgehammer in his hand. He says he was allowed to choose Triple H’s opponent tonight and he has chosen someone who has beaten The Game more than once before. Carlito tells Triple H to pay attention to what happens after the match.

(2) Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin w/Carlito
Triple H is in control of Benjamin, Carlito tries to distract HHH, Triple H throws Benjamin into Carlito. During Commercials, Carlito successfully distracted The Game, allowing Benjamin to take the advantage, Triple H fires back up and hits a spinebuster and a Pedigree for the win. Carlito runs in the ring to try and hit Triple H with a steel chair, HHH stops him and tries to hit Carlito with the chair, Carlito runs from the ring and up the ramp. Jonathan Coachman announces their match at Unfrogiven is now No Disqualifications… but for Carlito only, meaning Carlito can use what he likes but Triple H can still loose the match if he uses a weapon

- Randy Orton makes his way to the ring, Orton notes Unforgiven will mark the 1 year anniversary of John Cena’s WWE Championship win. He says Cena has beaten the best, but never before has it been this personal. As Orton is talking, Cena runs to the ring and attacks him, the security pull him off and prevent him from getting to Orton again.

- Backstage Vince tells Coach he isn’t doing his job properly by letting Cena to the ring, Vince walks up to Cena and the security and gets in Cena’s face, Cena makes Vince think by talking about Vince’s Dad and how much Vince Jr. loved him, Cena says that this is something that even Vince can understand.

(3) Mickie James vs. Jillian
Mickie kicks Jillian’s head off with a roundhouse for the victory. After the match, Beth Phoenix attacks both Mickie and Jillian, Candice Michelle then gets in the ring and starts hitting Beth but Beth overpowers her and hits her with a delayed fisherman’s suplex.

(4) Santino Marella vs. Sandman
Sandman looks to have tweaked his ankle, Sandman gets the quick victory via DQ after Santino uses the cane. Santino tries to break the cane over his leg but ends up hurting himself! Sandman swings for him with the cane but Santino ducks and runs.

(5) World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali vs. Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy
Khali dominates and wins after about 5 minutes with the Vice Grip. After the match Batista storms to the ring to a good pop and spears Khali!

Mr. McMahon and Jonathan Coachman make their way to the ring, Coach ushers in every male superstar from all 3 brands to stand around the ring. The attorney appears on the titan tron, he says before he discloses who the son is, he will say who it isn’t. He says he is not extreme, so all the ECW Superstars leave. He says he has a fondness for gold, so anyone who hasn’t held a title leaves. He says the sons skin is fair, so all the dark skinned superstars leave. Vince invites all the superstars left into the ring. The attorney says his hair is also fair, so all the dark haired guys leave.

Fans chant “Kennedy” Vince says Kennedy has been suspended for impersonating a McMahon. The attorney says the son has held individual gold so Cade & Murdoch leave. Left in the ring are Sandman, JBL & Triple H. The attorney says his son likes to play the game. Sandman and JBL leave leaving Triple H in the ring. Vince demands to know who his son is, the attorney reveals Vince’s illegitimate son is Hornswoggle! Hornswoggle gets out from underneath the ring and dances around, Triple H is laughing his ass off, Mr. McMahon looks on extremely disappointed as Raw goes off the air.