WWE Results News (Page 8)

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Match 1: Elijah Burke v. Jimmy Wang Yang
Match starts with an early headlock takedown by Burke as Wang manages to fight out of it and eventually sweeps Burke and nails a standing back moonsault. Burke gets back on the offensive and rams Yangs shoulder right in to the ring post knocking him to the outside. Burke then sends Yang to the ring steps and he appears to be in a great deal of pain. Burke tosses Yang back in the ring and signals for his outer limits elbow drop, but instead he drops his knee to Yang’s elbow joint. Ouch! Burke then applies a wristlock but Yang fights back.

However, Burke knees Yang in his lower abdomen and then proceeds to nail a modified shoulder-breaker. Burke looks to apply the wristlock again, but this time it is countered and Yang leg sweeps Burke. He then follows through with a few clotheslines. At this point, an awkward position occurs as Yang dropkicks Burke to the outside, but Yang seems to be hurt. Burke sees an opportunity to strike and goes up on top, but as he comes down, Yang back spin kicks Burke right in the jaw! WOW! Both men down. Yang is up first and tries to finish Burke off with his moonsault press, but Burke dodges it and sends Yang once more into the steel posts. Burke then signals for the Elijah Express and nails it. This bout is over as Burke celebrates.

Match 2: Halloween Costume Extreme Rules Match
The beginning of the match is dominated by Tommy Dreamer as he pounds on little Nunzio. However at one point, Nunzio manages to knock Dreamer out of the ring and then baseball slides Dreamer right into the announce table. Nunzio attempts a leap frog, but misses. Dreamer then breaks a plastic pumpkin on Nunzio’s back. He then proceeds to splatter a pie on Nunzio’s face. Nunzio kicks Dreamer hard and sends him to the steel steps. He grabs apples and begins chunking them towards Dreamer. He then gets the cream and tries to blind Dreamer with it, but Dreamer strikes at Nunzio with a punch and drowns him in the bucket of water filled with apples. Back in the ring, Dreamer whacks Nunzio with the bucket and puts Nunzio in the Tree of Woe position with the steel bucket in front of his head. Then Dreamer dropkicks the bucket which smashes on Nunzios face. Dreamer then spikes Nunzio with his DDT and the match is over.

Match 3: Miz v. Morrison
After some back and forth, Miz then nails a modified Face buster and quickly goes for the pin, but Morrison kicks out at 2. Miz places Morrison on the ropes and attempts to run towards Morrison, but Morrison finds an opportunity to kick Miz on his ribs as Miz took too much time trying to get on the offensive. As Miz is holding his ribs, Morrison nails his corkscrew neck-breaker for the win.
-Henry Promo airs. His malicious intent is his only desire.-

Match 4: CM Punk v. James Curtis (aka KC James)
Crowd is hot for CM Punk. Match begins with a few strikes from Curtis to Punk. Curtis then sets Punk near the turnbuckle and strikes Punks abdomens with his shoulder. Curtis goes back and attempts a hard clothesline, but Punk dodges it and nails his signature knee to the face which is followed by his leaping clothesline from the top rope. Punk nails the GTS and this match is over. Immediately following the match, Morrison rushes into the ring and attacks Punk maliciously. Morrison then hits another corkscrew neck-breaker and exits the ring staring back at Punk saying that next week he will regain his ECW title.

Match 5: Monster Mash Battle Royal (over the top rope)
All men are gathered in the ring and the three heels look at one another and decide to form an alliance to eliminate Kane. Kane somehow manages to dodge the three heels when they get near him. Frustrated, Big V asks Henry why he is too slow and isn’t doing anything right. There arguing leads the two to battle each other while Kane and Khali are going at it on the opposite side of the ring. Khali is in control of Kane while Big V and Henry are still going at it. It appears to be a stale mate between Big V and Henry. The two bounce off the ropes and tackles each other so hard that both men fall and are temporarily grounded.

Meanwhile, Khali big boots Kane and Khali is standing alone, but not for long as Henry gets up and lifts Khali up in the torture rack position. Kane uppercuts Henry and Henry releases Khali. Kane then focuses his attention on Big Daddy V. The two battle for quite some time and Big V is calling for the end of the match. He charges at Kane, who is on the turnbuckle, but Kane moves and big boots Big V, but just can’t get the behemoth over the top rope. Khali then assists Kane as the two double team Big V. They then choke Big V and Kane goes for a clotheline. Big Daddy V is eliminated and is furious. From behind, Khali applies his vice grip to Kane, but Henry helps. Not too long after, Khali applies the vice grip Henry. Kane then returns the favor as he works with Henry to double clothesline Khali out of the ring. Two men left in the ring. Kane and Henry stare each other down and the crowd cheers for Kane.

Minutes of back and forth action between the two occur, but in the end, Kane gets the upper hand after he delivers a big boot to Henry, but Henry does not fall! Kane decides goes up on top for his clothesline. He jumps but is caught in a belly to belly position. Henry manhandles Kane by throwing Kane over the top ropes as if Kane was a rag doll.

We begin with a WWE Diva Battle Royal, which quickly erupts into bedlam, as all the Divas attack each other. Layla is eliminated first, followed by Brooke. Michelle McCool eliminates Jillian, and is then eliminated herself.

Melina and Mickie eliminate each other, leaving Kelly Kelly, Victoria, and Torrie Wilson in the ring against each other. Tori knocks down Victoria (in sumo costume), and her and Kelly push her out of the ring. Finally, Torrie is knocked out by Kelly Kelly!
Winner: Kelly Kelly

HBK's music hits, and Shawn Michaels appears to quite an ovation! Shawn comes to the ring and, after pandering to the crowd a bit, he grabs a mic. He thanks everyone who voted for him into the match at Cyber Sunday, and says he's got good news and bad news. The good news is that once again, he knocked Randy Orton out cold with some Sweet Chin Music. The Bad news is that he doesn't have the WWE championship. He says Orton intentionally got himself disqualified last night, and since he won the match, he gets a rematch... which he wants RIGHT NOW.

Vince McMahon's music hits, and the Chairman struts down to the ring. VKM asks how many people want to see a rematch. Everyone cheers a resounding "Yes." Vince asks Shawn what he's doing... that there's something else Shawn wants more than the WWE Championship: revenge. Vince has known Shawn since he was 23 years old, and deep down, there's a part of his soul that's rotten, and there's not a thing Shawn can do about it. Shawn admits it. He sat home for four months, leaving the industry for the second time. He says the next time he leaves, it will be on his terms. Randy tried to change that, and he can't have that.

HBK wants to take out Randy, and asks if he can have his rematch or not. Vince says that Survivor Series is an aptly named PPV, and Shawn's got his rematch. But, what will he do about it? Shawn throws a superkick to Vince, but intentionally misses, having Vince cower and get out of the ring.

Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes v. WGTT
Holly starts off against Shelton, with Benjamin getting the advantage early. Shelton tags in Haas, who punishes Holly in the cornerwith some punches. Holly tries to make a comeback, but Haas beats him with a waistlock, putting him on the ground. After quick tags, Haas is back in, but gets caught with a dropkick by Holly. Holly tags in in Cody who hits a shoulderblock off the top ropes, and a dropkick for a 1 count. Cody hits a powerslam on Haas, but Shelton breaks up the pin. Holly rushes in and knocks Shelton out of the ring, and the two begin to brawl outside of the ring. Cody hits Haas with a DDT, and gets the win!
Winners: Holly and Rhodes

We get an update on Candice Michelle. Apparently she broke her clavicle in two places, but will be back in a few weeks.

Coach v. Hornswoggle
Before the match starts, we get the announcement that there is a special guest referee: Mick Foley. The Hardcore Legend gets quite an ovation, and Hornswoggle hugs his leg. Coach looks confused.

Coach tries to run at Hornswoggle, but Foley stops him and says something to him. Then, Foley says to go ahead. Coach gets Hornswoggle into the corner and pushes him around, but Hornswoggle steps on his foot and then dropkicks his leg. Hornswoggle mounts Coach and rides him like a donkey. Coach gets back up and lifts Horswoggle, but is bitten in the ear. Coach drops the little guy and is dropkicked again. Hornswoggle covers, but Coach easily kicks out on a one count. Hornswoggle climbs the bottom rope and tries for an elbow drop, but Coach moves. Coach now has the advantage. Foley stops him from capitalizing, and Coach hits Foley from behind. Coach now climbs outside and grabs a chair. He gets back in and attempts to hit Hornswoggle, but Foley is now up and takes the chair from Coach. Foley knocks Coach down and pulls out a sock for Mr. Socko, but then pulls out a smaller one and gives it to Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle puts in on, and Coach is up. Foley looks to hit Coach, to which Coach turns into a Mandible Claw from Hornswoggle...on his crotch. Coach is in pain, and Foley gives a clothesline. Hornswoggle now mounts the TOP rope and hits a frog splash for the win.
Winner: Hornswoggle

Paul London v. Lance Cade
London up early, dodging everything Cade threw at him, and hitting a crossbody. Cade finally grabs London and hits a belly to back suplex, getting a 2 count. Cade starts working on London with blows to the back. London counters with a standing hurricanrana, but is quickly thrown out of the ring. Murdoch nearly interferes, but Kendrick comes in, goes outside, and hits a splash to the outside. Inside of the ring, London goes for a sunset flip over the ropes, but gets only a 2 count. Cade then hits a sit-down spinebuster for the win.
Winner: Lance Cade

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- Rey Mysterio defeated Finlay in a Stretcher Match. This stipulation got 40% of the vote to the Shillelagh on a Pole Match and the No DQ Match. Fans in Washington, D.C. were really behind Mysterio and Finlay got some great heel heat. The object here is to put your opponent on the stretcher and push him to the finish line. A shillelagh ended up getting involved in the match with Finlay using it on Mysterio. The finish saw Mysterio hit the 619 on Finlay knocking him onto the stretcher at ringside followed by a big flip dive on Finlay over the stretcher. As Mysterio was wheeling Finlay to the finish line, the stretcher got caught on some cable cord. Looks like both improvised big time at this point as Finlay got off the stretcher, but got knocked back on it and Mysterio wheeeled him to the finish to get the win.

- CM Punk defeated The Miz to retain the ECW Championship. The Miz won 39% of the vote. Gotta say this was a big shock here. Lots of ground wrestling early on between the two, which might have been an indicator that they didn't think the voting was going to go this way at all. Fans in Washington, D.C. where chanting "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE" at The Miz. Despite the fan reaction, the match wasn't all that bad. CM Punk hit a quick bulldog on Miz that resulted in a two count. The finish saw Punk get the win with the Go To Sleep to retain the title.

- Backstage, Mickie James was shown wearing a Native American costume, while Torrie Wilson was wearing a Washington Redskins jersey.

- Mr. Kennedy defeated WWE Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy in a Non-Title Bonus Match. Hardy sent Kennedy to the floor early on in the match, with Hardy taking out Kennedy by leaping over the top rope. Hardy took out Kennedy with a quick huricanranna back in the ring. Kennedy blocked a Twist of Fate attempt only to get the Whisper in the Wind. The finish, which went down rather quickly, saw Hardy miss a dropkick and hit his head on the mat allowing Kennedy to cover for the quick pinfall.

- Backstage, Michelle McCool is dressed as Eve, while Melina is dressed like a Las Vegas showgirl.

- Kane defeated WWE U.S. Champion MVP via countout - MVP retains the U.S. Title. The match started with MVP avoiding Kane early on. Kane sent MVP into the ring post and started working on his ribs. Kane continued to work on his ribs with numerous punches, knees and kicks. The finish saw MVP simply roll out and fall to the floor and accept the countout finish.

- Shawn Michaels defeated WWE Champion Randy Orton via DQ; Orton retains the WWE Title. Early on, Orton caught HBK with a big uppercut. They started exchaning blows in the ring until Orton took HBK down and started working on his left elbow that was taped up. HBK got a close pinfall after after counting a back drop attempt by Orton. Orton then got in a series of offense on HBK with a quick backbreaker. HBK responded with an flying elbow off the top, but Orton moved. HBK countered an RKO attempt by Orton into a close backslide pin. HBK finally connected with the flying elbow. HBK started to tune up the band as the fans got behind him. The finish saw HBK go for the Sweet Chin Music, but Orton ducked and low blowed HBK to cause the DQ. After the match, Orton looked to kick HBK in the head to put him out of action again until HBK jumped up to his feet and connected with the Sweet Chin Music on Orton.

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- The show opened with an "MVP Lounge" in-ring segment to push MVP & Hardy vs. Finlay & Rey Mysterio later on in the night.

- Kane defeated Mark Henry.

- WWE Tag Team Champions MVP & Matt Hardy defeated Finlay & Rey Mysterio.

- Backstage, Jamie Noble tries to pick up Vickie Guerrero. She puts him in a match instead.

- World Heavyweight Champion Batista defeated Jamie Noble.

- Big Daddy V defeated The Miz & John Morrison in an ECW Match.

- JBL interviews The Undertaker. Undertaker chokeslams JBL and Batista hits the ring taking out Undertaker with a Spear. Undertaker sits up and stares down Batista to end the taping.

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Miz makes his way down to the ring with Extreme Expose. He grabs a mic and says that this Sunday at Cyber Sunday the fans have an important decision to make. He then goes on to criticize Big Daddy V by making fun of his size and claiming that Big V only got the better end of Miz last week because he was attacked from behind. He then calls Morrison and his entrance fruity and says that neither V or Morrison can compare to that of the Miz as he begins to boast amongst E.E. Before he leaves, he states that he has one more piece of matter he must adress. Miz turns his attention to Kelly and says that Kelly was strictly forbidden to go out on a date with Mahoney last week and because she violated her contract, Miz threatens that he can fire Kelly from ECW if he desires. Instead he claims to make life miserable every week.

Suddenly, John Morrison's music hits the arena and he makes his way down to the ring. Morrison says no one will vote for Miz at CS and then begins his usual routine of the Tuesday Night Delight junk. Morrison asks Kelly why she even bothers associating herself with a loser like the Miz. Morrison further goes on to say that perhaps Kelly will enjoy spending a night with Morrison. In retaliation, Kelly slaps Morrison as Mahoney makes his way down to the ring. He is immediately doubled teamed by Miz and Morrison and then gets kicked out of the ring. While Miz braggs, Morrison hurls Miz over the top rope and he begins celebrating. Out comes CM Punk. He strikes Morrison with a few kicks and proceeds to clothesline Morrison over the top rope.

Match 1: Big Daddy V vs. Kane
Match starts off with Kane striking Big V with a couple of punches, but to no luck. Big V, ultimately nails a powerful clothesline to Kane knocking him down. Big V goes on to manhandle Kane with two strong powerslams.

Back, Big V has an STF locked on Kane. Kane barely manages to reach the ropes, but not only gets pulled back, but Big V literally does a body splash damaging Kanes ribs. Big V hammers Kane with a numerous forearm shots. Moments later, the momentum begins to shift in favor of Kane when Kane nails Big V with a high sounding uppercut. Big V stumbles as Kane replies with clotheslines of his own. Kane goes up on top for his signature flying clothesline. He nails it perfectly, but the match ends in a DQ when Mark Henry hits the ring and attacks Kane.

Kane is being decimated by both Henry and Big V. Kane begins fighting both of the super-heavyweights off, but The Great Khali makes his way down to the ring and attempts to strike a wounded Kane. However, Big V is upset and pushes Khali with great force and focus’s on Kane. However Khali is angered and begins a beatdown on Big V sending him right out of the ring. Henry, who is still in the ring, nails a running body splash knocking Khali off his feet and out of the ring. Henry then attempts to beat Kane, but Kane dodges Henry’s body splash and nails a big boot and sends him out of the ring! as he holds his lower abdomen in pain.

We then go to Punk’s lockeroom where he and Balls Mahoney are talking strategy. The two go off topic when Punk asks Mahoney how his date with Kelly was last week. Mahoney simply gives an akward laugh and smiles. Punk says “that was disturbing.” Mahoney responds by saying that is exactly what Kelly had said during their date and walks off.

Match 2: Elijah Burke vs. Nunzio
Nunzio is frustrated and begins to trash talk and shoves Burke. Burke smiles and pushes Nunzio so hard that he falls to the ground. Burke is pretty much in control from this point on. Nunzio does from time to time show some heart as he tries to ground Burke, but he just seems to unsuccessful in doing that. Burke teases the crowd on multiple occasions with his out limits elbow drop, etc. The end of the match comes when Nunzio has all momentum going for him and he goes up on top for double axe handle. Uh-Oh. When he lands, he is caught in position for an STO. Elijah nails the Elijah Express and this bout is over.

Match 3: Morrison & Miz vs. Mahoney & CM Punk
Punk and Miz start out with an early lock up. Punk takes advantage and applys a head-lock. A great deal of reversals are applied, but Punk eventually takes down Miz with a moonsault and proceeds to tag Mahoney in. During this time, a series of tags are dealt with between Mahoney and Punk as they both work on Miz’s arm. Miz appears to be in a world of trouble until he pulls Mahoney’s hair to cause a distraction and tags in Morrison. Mahoney elbows Morrison and is in control until Morrison nails a dropkick. Mahoney drops Morrison and goes up on top for a flying leg drop (WOW) and terribly misses as Morrison moves out of harms way. Miz & Morrison are really in the offensive at this point with Mahoney being hurt.

The two seem to function as a cohereant tag team, but continue to bicker from time to time. Crowd gets behind Mahoney, but to no luck as Morrison boasts and nails a high roundhouse kick to the head of Mahoney. Miz is tagged in. Crowd gets even louder this time and Mahoney explodes with a thunderous clothesline leaving both men down for the 10 count. The two however makes it to their respective corners and tags in their partners. Punk begins to dominate both Miz & Morrison. Punk nails his high knee attack to Miz in the corner however is pushed into Morrison who hit head-to-head against each other when Punk attempts to hit the bulldog.

Miz tries to clothesline Punk who avoids it and Miz nails Morrison. Mahoney comes in the ring and sends Miz out of the ring for his troubles. Morrison is up on spagetti legs, but is captured in position for Punk’s GTS for the teams loss.

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We begin with Kennedy already in the ring. He puts over Cyber Sunday, saying that everyone has an opportunity to make history by choosing who will face Randy Orton for the WWE Championship. On the one hand, you have IC Champ Jeff Hardy. Hardy is like Hilary Clinton (mad boos), what with the famous last name and blonde hair. Jeff can't get the job done because like Hilary, he has no testicles. On the other hand, you have Shawn Michaels. Shawn is like Rudy Giuliani. Both talk big and have good resumes, but both live in the past.

Kennedy asks Shawn what he's done for him lately, because it's nowhere near as impressive as what he's done over the past two years: US Champ, Money in the Bank, beating Rey, Batista, and even The Undertaker. So to paraphrase a famous politician, "Ask not what Mr. Kennedy can do for you, but what you can do for Mr. Kennedy." If elected, Kennedy will win the title, and there will be a new Champion... Mr. Kennedy.

Kennedy is interrupted with a "Yo! Kennedy, over here, dude." Jeff Hardy is standing in the crowd. Jeff says Kennedy's approval rating sucks. Kennedy says that Jeff does not want to debate Kennedy - his success speaks for itself. Jeff makes his way through the fans as Kennedy insults the crowd and accuses Jeff of begging for votes. Jeff says Kennedy failed when he tried to be a McMahon, and failed when he tried to beat Jeff Hardy, and come Cyber Sunday, he'll fail again. Jeff says there's one vote he can win, and asks the crowd how many people want to see him beat the holy hell out of Kennedy right now. The crowd cheers, and Hardy jumps in the ring, but Orton comes down and they team up on Hardy. HBK comes down and takes out Orton before Orton can get the big kick off, and Hardy clotheslines Kennedy out of the ring. Hardy is left standing in the ring with his music playing.

Mickie James, London, and Kendrick v. Melina, Cade, and Murdoch
Lance Cade starts out against Paul London. London up early with a headlock takeover, but Cade throws him into the ropes and hits a shoulderblock. Cade in control until London hits a crossbody, and tags in Kendrick for a doubleteam sunset flip that gets a 2 count. London is tagged back in, and he hits an axehandle on to Cades waiting arm. London tags Kendrick back in and he does the same. Kendrick tags Mickie, which brings in Melina. Mickie with a few kicks that leave Melina scrambling to tag Murdoch. Kendrick comes in to meat him and Murdoch hits a few moves and tags in Cade. Cade takes control, hits a few knees, and tags in Murdoch. Double-team Legdrop on Kendrick, but only gets a two count. Murdoch tags back in Cade, and Cade gets met with a dropkick by Kendrick.

Cade tags in Murdoch, and Kendrick leaps and tags in London. London hits a spinning heel kick, but gets interrupted at the pinfall attempt when Lance Cade comes in and breaks everything up. Murdoch gets up, shoves Mickie down, and gets ready to hit a double team move on London. Mickie jumps back in and eliminates Melina with a Thesz press, when a charging Cade accidentally hits Murdoch with a clothesline, who then falls out of the ring. London hits a standing shooting star on Murdoch, and gets the pin. They celebrate, but Mickie looks cautious, as if something happened that wasn't supposed to happen.
Winners: Kendrick, London, and Mickie

Cody is in the back reading the new WWE Magazine, when Shelton and Haas come up to him and make fun of him for losing to Bob Holly. Shelton says the good news is that he won't be getting beaten up by Bob tonight, but he'll still be beaten up by Shelton in their match. Cody says the difference is that he actually respects Bob Holly, and makes fun of Shelton's blonde hair. Shelton says after tonight, Cody should dye his hair blonde, so he can be a younger, less talented, skinnier, uglier version of his father. As they walk away, Haas snaps his fingers and says "Oh Snap!"

Coach and Regal are talking. Apparently Vince is out of the country, and Coach is asking for a match against Hornswoggle tonight. Regal says Vince probably set up Coach to get embarassed last week. Coach says Vince isn't sane anymore, because he things Hornswoggle is a child. By booking the match tonight, Regal is doing a favor to the entire McMahon family, giving them that much more inheritance if Hornswoggle is eliminated. Regal agrees to the match, but Coach says he isn't going to fight Hornswoggle... but Umaga will. Regal thinks about it, and walks away.

Cody Rhodes v. Shelton Benjamin
Shelton starts off wiht a kick to the midsection, and pounds Cody in the corner. Shelton starts working on Cody's left leg, delivering stomps and other impact moves. Rhodes fights back up, but a headlock is countered by Shelton, and Benjamin is in control again. Shelton catches a knee in the stomach, and then hits a bulldog from the corner, garnering a 2 count. Haas distracts Cody, and Shelton goes for a roll-up, but Cody rolls it back over and gets a surprise three count.

Haas and Benjamin hit the ring and start pounding Rhodes, but Hardcore Holly comes in a makes the save. The new team stands tall as the World's Greatest Tag Team make their way out of there.
Winner: Cody Rhodes

D.H. Smith v. Carlito
Carlito up early with a wristlock, but Smith counters, only to get kicked by Carlito. Shoulderblock by Smith, and a huge belly to belly by Smith. Carlito gets on the apron and hits a springboard dropkick, followed by a near-fall. In the corner, Carlito hits Smith HARD. Scoop-slam, and a 2 Count for Carlito. Carlito with a knee stretch to Smith's back, but Smith powers out, only to get caught with a hard clothesline, and a 2 count. Carlito pounds away on Smith, and lock in a headlock. Smith brings Carlito to the corner, gets out, and hits a few dropkicks and a northern lights suplex, but gets a 2 count. Carlito hits a back elbow off the second row, but only gets a two count. Carlito into the turnbuckle, and kicks up to get behind Smith, but gets caught. Smith hits a running powerslam for the win!
Winner: D.H. Smith

Umaga comes down to the ring, accompanied by Coach. He is supposed to take on Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle slides out from under the ring, looking rather reluctant to do this match with Umaga. This should be interesting. Coach keeps telling Hornswoggle to get in the ring. Hornswoggle jumps off the apron and runs up th ramp, as Coach and Umaga look on. Triple H's music hits, and the Game comes out to a huge pop. He makes his way to the ring, with Umaga looking ready. The two start to fight, throwing lefts and rights at each other. Triple H hits a Lou Thesz Press, and starts pounding Umaga. Referees hit the ring and try to pull the two apart, but the two keep fighting.

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John Morrison comes out and tells the audience to vote for him at Cyber Sunday. He then shows a replay of last week's main event where he pinned CM Punk for a non title win. As he begins his usual slogans (Tuesday night Delight, new face of extreme), he is interrupted by the Miz.

The Miz claims to be a chick magnet. Morrison chuckles and responds by saying he is sports entertainment and is bigger than anyone on the ECW roster. Big Daddy V makes his way down to the ring. Striker speaks for Big V saying the “mastadon” is much bigger than the two combined and at Cyber Sunday if he is picked as Punk’s opponent, he will become the new champion. Out comes C.M Punk.

He looks at his three potential stars for the PPV and says that they all made valid points and goes on to praise Morrison and Big V. When he gets to Miz, he just says that no one likes him period. He then states that GM Estrada gave Punk to choose a partner, but that doesn’t mean the superstar has to be apart of the ECW roster. Punk introduces his partner to be Kane and the crowd goes crazy.

Match 1: 3 on 2 Handicap Match – Punk & Kane v. Morrison, Miz, Big V
Bell rings and the match is underway with Punk being the aggressor on Morrison. Moments later, Punk tags in Kane who gets a good ovation from the crowd and Kane begins to hammer Morrison. Morrison slips through Kanes clutches and tags in Miz who obviously recieves a lot of heat. Punk is tagged back in, but is found to be on the receiving end of many submission holds, including Big V’s weight being pushed against Punks upper abdomen. Minutes later, Punk and Miz trade shots, but Miz gets gets the upper hand and closelines Punk over the top rope as we go to break.

Back, we see Punk being worked on by Morrison. Miz tags in and strickes with several kicks to Punk’s head. A “we want Kane” chant breaks out. Punk suplex’s Miz and gets the hot tag to Kane. Kane dominates Morrison with numerous blows and big boots and finally his flying clothesline. Miz breaks the count at 2 but gets thrusted out of the ring. Morrison tags in Big V as he and Kane stare each other down. Kane strikes first with a few punches, but eventually falls to after a massive clothesline. Kane is in the corner and Big V attempts his body splash but Kane dodges it and sends Big V straight to the turnbuckle. Miz gets a blind tag in as Kane knocks Big V out of the ring. Miz goes up to the top rope and tries to nail a double axe handle on Kane, but is caught in position of the chokeslam. Punk then kicks Morrison back out of the ring and Kane hits his finishing move. This bout is over.

We are backstage where Morrison approaches Miz and argues what went wrong in the ring. Morrison blames Miz that the loss agains Punk/Kane is costing him votes for Cyber Sunday. He calls Miz a loser and challenges him so Miz can lose once more in the same night. Miz declines, but then sucker punches Morrison and accepts the match while Morrison is layed out.

Further backstage, Balls Mahoney is interviewd by Styles and Tazz. They ask about his opinions of what went down last week when Miz kicked the teddy bear in the audience. Mahoney says its not fair that Miz owns contracts of E.E. Suddenly, Kelly Kelly arrives and asks Mahoney if he would like to go out with her. Mahoney gladly accepts and they are shown leaving together.

Even further backstage, Vickie Guerrero and Estrada are shown backstage. The two agree that the superstars of their respective shows should be able to appear on the other's show. Vickie then introduces Jesse & Festus to Estrada. Estrada asks Vickie whats wrong with Festus’s face, but she ignores that question and both Jesse & Festus are told they have a match next.

Elijah Burke comes out along with Nunzio for the tag team bout. Burke looks dissapointed with teaming with a cruiserweight. Then comes out Jesse & Festus to a moderately decent reaction from the English crowd. Jesse gets the mic and says that he is excited to be on ECW, but even better, he is excited to compete in the UK.

Match 2: Jesse & Festus v. Burke & Nunzio
Festus begins the match with an early take down to Burke. Burke looks intiminated and tags in Nunzio. Jesse is tagged in and uses his speed to out-wrestle Nunzio. Jesse eventually gets cornered as he becomes the face in peril. Crowd chants for Festus. After a bit of reversals, Jesse manages to tag in Festus. Festus nails Nunzio with left and rights followed by a big boot. Burke, who is the illegal man, jumps off the top rope, but is elbowed in the jaw and leaves Nunzio alone in the ring. Festus tags in Jesse and hits a flying shoulderblock on Nunzio for the 3 count.

Match 3: Main Event: Miz v. Morrison
Match begins with Morrison going directly at the Miz with a tackle. He then strikes Miz’s abdomen with a few punches. Just as Miz tries to gain momentum, Morrison high round kicks Miz in the sternum. Morrison then places Miz on the turnbuckle and runs towards Miz, but only to crash into the turnbuckle. Miz now is in control. He throws a few punches and kicks, but once again is countered by Morrison with yet another kick to the head. Morrison place Miz up on the ropes and tries to nail a back suplex but is countered when Miz revereses the move and lands on top of Morrison.

Both men hurt and knocked down. Big V’s music hits and he is on his way to the ring. He slams the Miz down and gives Morrison a Samoan Drop. Big Daddy V holds up is ‘V for Victory’ sign as ECW comes to a close.

William Regal's music hits, and the Raw GM makes his way down to the ring. He promises a great show tonight. Because Randy Orton likes to do things in threes, he'll be facing all of his potential Cyber Sunday opponents 1 on 1 tonight. Orton v. Hardy, Orton v. Kennedy, and Orton v. HBK. So first up, is Orton v. Hardy!

Randy Orton v. Jeff Hardy
Hardy, nursing that neck injury, looks really, really tired. Hardy with an armdrag takedown, but both men are back to their feet. Orton pushes Hardy into the corner, and begins pelting him with fists. Hardy comes back with a series of arm drag takedowns, and now Hardy takes control. A drop kick and a clothesline send Orton outside, and Hardy hits both a baseball slide and a plancha over the top rope to send Orton reeling.

We're back with Orton in control. Hardy gets back to his feet but catches a powerslam. Orton starts stomping away at Hardy, following it up with a knee drop. Orton with a sleeperhold, and Jeff is in trouble. The crowd starts the chant, and Hardy gets back to his feet. Lariat takedown by Hardy, and both men are down. Hardy back up first, and hits a series of clotheslines. Hardy hits the Whispers in the wind, and gets a 2.99999 count. Corner doublestomp by Hardy, and he sets up for the Swanton. Mr. Kennedy interferes and knocks Jeff down. RKO by Orton, and this one is over.
Your Winner: Randy Orton

Santino Marella's music hits, and he and Maria make their way down to the ring. Marella grabs the music and says it's good to be back in Europe. He says the only thing more beautiful than Europe is Maria. Then, he dogs England. Finally, he moves on to trashing "The Condemned," but is interrupted by the music of Val Venis!

Santino Marella v. Val Venis
Val up early, with big punches and an elbow by Venis. Santino puts Val's leg in the ropes, and starts stomping it. Now the two get on the ground and start submission wrestling. Marella with a grapevine on Venis' legs, and a half-crab. Venis makes is way towards, and grabs the rope. Val hits some chops on the chest, but Santino goes after Val's leg again. Venis pushes Santino off and hits him with some back elbows and clotheslines. Santino blocks some moves, but Val finally hits a sunset flip. Santino sits on it, grabs the rope (well, barely), and gets the win.
Your Winner: Santino Marella

In the back, Coach and Carlito are talking, with Coach holding an apple. Carlito brings up Hornswoggle, and asks how did Coach let Hornswoggle beat him with the cane. Coach says he's going to get rid of Hornswoggle tonight, and that he just needs to get him in the right place at the right time. Hornswoggle appears, steals the apple out of Coach's hands, and takes off running.

Randy Orton v. Mr. Kennedy
The two lockup, with Kennedy getting a headlock in early. Orton powers out and reverses, but Kennedy reverses in to a cradle for a 2 count. Kennedy now with a headlock, but gets whipped into the ropes only to hit a shoulderblock on Orton. Orton in control now, but Kennedy fires back. The two go back in forth until Kennedy sidesteps a dropkick by Orton. Kennedy keeps hitting Orton, but Orton hits a low blow and is now in control, delivering stomps and punches to Kennedy. Kennedy grabs the tights and goes for a rollup, but only gets 2. Kennedy goes for the Green Bay Plunge, but Orton jumps out of it and hits an inverted backbreaker. Kennedy gets back up, hits the Green Bay Plunge, and looks to have the win, until Hardy comes out and starts punching Kennedy. Jeff hits a swanton. Orton runs at Hardy, but Hardy pulls the ropes down, and Hardy is left in the ring while the heels both look on in shock.
Your Winner: No Contest

Vince McMahon comes out and pimps out Cyber Sunday while the crowd gives "WHAT" chances. Vince announces Triple H v. Umaga, and introduces Umaga. Vince says one of the stipulations is a street-fight. A Jobber is standing in the corner looking scared. The Jobber says his name is Andy Simmons. Umaga destroys poor little Andy, choking him with cables, and throwing him over the table. Umaga gets a chair, throws it in the ring, and throws Andy in the ring too. Umaga samoan drops Andy on to a table, and Umaga wins. Vince says the other stipulation is a first blood match. The refs throw Andy back in the ring, and Umaga puts Andy in the tree of woe. Umaga bounces off the ropes and hits Andy with a headbutt, and then follows it up with a butt-smash. Vince tells Umaga to finish Andy off. Umaga hits the samoan spike about 10 times, and Andy is bleeding from the mouth. Umaga wins the first blood match easily.

Vince calls for medical attention, because the kid is hurt. Vince tells them to hurry up, and says there's a third stipulation to choose from: a steel cage match. Umaga throws Andy into the ring, and the cage is lowered. Vince calls Andy "Triple H" as he describes everything done to Andy so far.

Umaga gets into the caged ring, and Umaga runs Andy face first into the steel cage. Vince says he wants more. Umaga picks up Andy and runs him into the other side of the cage. Vince keeps telling Umaga to "Sick 'Em." Umaga military presses Andy into the side of the cage. Umaga walks out of the cage the winner. Umaga destroyed this poor kid, and Vince and Umaga have crazy looks on their faces as they go to the back.

Jillian Hall v. Candice Michelle
Jillian cheap shots Candice before she enters the ring, but is soon brought down by the former Women's Champ. Candice hits a spinning kick, and soon hits an Unprettier for the win.
Your Winner: Candice Michelle

Cody Rhodes is in the back, only to be confronted by Hardcore Holly. Holly asks him if he's tired of getting beaten up. Cody says that he can beat Holly, and that he'll earn his respect. Holly says that he's been beating people up since before Cody was born. He then gives Cody a very stiff slap and says that he wants to see Cody fired up. Cody looks furious, and we go to a commercial.

Brian Kendrick v. Rory McAllister
Kendrick goes right into it, taking Rory down and hitting some shots. Rory gets to his feet, but Kendrick beats him down to his knees. Rory rams his head into Kendrick's gut, and then starts to beat the lightweight down. Rory starts to stomp away, and knocks Kendrick to the outside. Kendrick struggles to get back in, and is covered by Rory right away, but Kendrick grabs the ropes. Rory locks in the chin lock, but Kendrick is trying to fight out. Kendrick finally manages to fight out, but Rory hits a knee. Kendrick manages to fight back still, hitting some nice shots. Robbie jumps up on the apron, but is brought down by London. The distraction works, though, as Kendrick is momentarily distracted. Rory takes advantage and hits a springboard reverse suplex for the win.
Your Winner: Rory McAllister

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Match 1: Big Daddy V v. Tommy Dreamer
Big Daddy V starts dominating the first part of the match and presses all of his weight against Tommy Dreamers chest in the corner. Big Daddy V continues his rampage outside the ring using the mat to slam Dreamer’s head to cause damage. Dreamer starts getting momentum and Dreamer goes to the top rope and gets thrown down by Big Daddy V. Big Daddy V signals the V and presses his elbow for the 1-2-3.(Rating-1.5 This match ended too quickly as it made Dreamer look too much of a jobber.
Winner: Big Daddy V

Match 2: Keven Thorn vs. James Curtis
The Match starts with James Curtis taking the early lead with a dropkick from the top rope but is quickly his momentum drops when Kevin Thorn quickly gets back into the game. Thorn throws Curtis into the ring post and quickly works on his back by using the ring ropes to stretch out Curtis’s back. Thorn starts throwing some punches and kicks in the corner, but Curtis comes back with some kicks and punches of his own. Keven Thorn gets the upper hand and it leads to him getting the win with the Dark Kiss for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Keven Thorn

- We cut backstage with Miz and Kelly Kelly. Miz asks how can she fall for a guy like Balls Mahoney. He orders Kelly that she better be in his corner throughout the entire match.

Match 3: Miz v. Balls Mahoney
Match begins with Miz taking the lead, but Mahoney comes back with a deadly clothesline and irish whips him onto the corner. Miz quickly retaliates and takes advantage of Balls by pounding Mahoney when he’s on the ropes and jumps over the ropes the pull his head down to chock him. Miz goes for the pin but only gets a two count Miz tries to keep the pressure going but Balls comes back. Miz gets out of the ring and Balls goes after him but is distracted by Kelly and Miz takes advantage and knocks him over the announce table to knock him out for a ring out count.
Winner: Miz

We return back to ECW and CM Punk enters to a standing ovation.

Match 4: Morrison v. CM Punk
Punk has taped ribs and the match begins with multiple kicks from Punk to Morrison. After a beat down, Morrison retaliates with a hard kick to Punks upper abdomen. Moments later, Punk nails a dropkick to the back of Morrisons head followed by a modified double arm backbreaker. Punk goes on to clothesline Morrison to the outside of the ring. Punk attempts a leap frog, but Morrison dodges it and Punk barely manages to land on his feet. Punk then tries to suplex Morrison, however Morrison counters and hits a suplex on Punk right on the steel steps! As we go to our final break.

Back, Punk is locked into a submission hold as Morrison continues to work on Punks taped ribs with a series of knee strikes. Morrison slaps Punk, but only to motivate Punk and Punk strikes back at Morrison with a dropkick sending him out of the ring. Morrison is brought back in the ring and Punk sets up Morrison for the usual knee to the face. Punk connects but Morrison kicks out at 2. Morrison rolls behind Punk and kicks Punk in the back of the head. Morrison goes up to the top rope, but Punk catches Morrison in position of the GTS. Morrison counters, but is eventually knocked out after an enziguri from Punk. Both men down for quite some time. This time Punk goes up on top, but is tripped as Morrison nails an inverted superplex for the win.
Winner: John Morrison

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We start of with "No Chance" as Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic. He says that his word is his bond and he proved it last night at No Mercy. Vince shows us a recap of No Mercy, with the WWE Championship on the line three times, eventually ending up in the hands of the Legend Killer. Back in the ring, Vince says that history will be made once again tonight, if for no other reason than that every WWE superstar will come out at the same time to shake the hand of Randy Orton. VKM says that Randy's first title defense will be at Cyber Sunday. Vince is interrupted by the music of Triple H. Vince tells HHH to calm down, as the Game stalks Vince around the ring. HHH tells Vince to shut up, and says that nobody cares about Cyber Sunday. They care about tonight, so he's invoking his rematch clause. Vince tells HHH to be careful what he wishes for, but tonight, Triple H gets his rematch. Vince stops, and says, while that's true, it's a handicap match, with Triple H against Randy Orton and his tag-team partner, Umaga.

Beth Phoenix, Melina, and Jillian v. Candice Michelle, Mickie James, and Maria
Melina starts things off by assaulting Maria, but Maria counters and tags in Mickie, who hits a baseball slide dropkick. Mickie finds herself tangled up in the ropes, so Melina gets the upper hand and begins delivering vicious kicks to the side. Melina tags in Beth, and Beth delivers a modified knee drop, tagging in Jillian, who makes a quick tag to melina, and they doubleteam mickie. Melina with a 2 count, and works Mickie with a leglock, only to get kicked away. Mickie misses an enziguiri, and Jillian comes in, but Mickie fights both off and gets the hot tag to Candice. Candice with clotheslines, clearing the ring. Northern lights suplex gets a two count, when Beth Phoenix interferes. Maria and Mickie james throw Beth out of the ring, but Beth grabs Mickie on the way out and powerbombs her on the outside. Jillian in the ring has Candice in the corner, but Candice gets on Jillian's shoulders and hits a victory roll for the win!
Your Winners: Candice, Mickie, and Maria

Coach is in the back with Regal. Coach says a lesser man wouldn't be here, but he doesn't feel sorry for what happened to John Cena. Coach is now walking with a cane. Coach asks about the photos, and the camera shows photos of Elton John, Queen Elizabeth, and George Michael. Coach says all three are Queens, much to Regal's chagrin. VKM shows up and asks Regal if he's taking care of Hornswoggle. Regal says Hornswoggle is napping, but is a little darling. Vince says that Hornswoggle is Regal's responsibility now. Regal tells Coach to check on Hornswoggle. When Coach opens the door, he says Hornswoggle isn't there. Regal blames Coach for losing him, and sends Coach to go find him.

Santino Marella v. Val Venis
Val Venis is looking heavier these days. Santino immediately gets out of the ring and grabs the mic from Lilian Garcia. He introduces Lilian and says her band will be playing tonight. Marella says he can't fight Venis tonight, he's got a previous engagement. He says that William Regal has a formidable substitute opponent, and Snitsky's music hits.

The bell rings, and Snitsky goes right after Val's knee. Snitsky throws Val into the corner and continues working that bad knee with stomps and kicks. Huge slam by Snitsky, followed by an elbow drop. Val starts to get some offense in, but kicks Snitsky with his bad leg, which causes him to pause and tend to it. Val catches a big boot, and after a double underhook vice, Snitsky puts the pumphandle slam on Venis for the win.
Your Winner: Snitsky

John Cena is live via satellite. He says it will be 7-12 months before he comes back, and that it was painful, but he's not thinking about it: just getting back in the ring. After being asked about Orton's comments last night, Cena says it's better to fight and lose than to not fight at all. Orton should not worry about Cena, but about HHH, and every WWE Superstar. JR thanks Cena, and the interview wraps up.

Orton's music hits, and the Champ comes out for the handicap match that Vince announced earlier.

Orton and Umaga v. Triple H
HHH attacks Umaga, but Orton jumps in and both men are attacking the Game. Orton goes for the RKO early but HHH pushes Orton into Umaga, sending the Bulldozer outside of the ring. HHH with a DDT on Orton, and a 2 count, but Umaga pulls HHH out and throws him into the guard rail. Umaga pounds away on HHH and throws him back in the ring. Both men assault Triple H; Orton then mounts HHH and sends punches to the Games head. HHH is busted open. Headbutt splash by Umaga. Two on one, as Umaga throws Triple H into a dropkick by Orton. Orton now holds HHH while Umaga hits him with punches. Samoan drop by Umaga, and Orton directs Umaga to the top rope. HHH kicks Orton into Umaga, who crashes from the top rope. HHH with a facebuster on Orton, but as he sets up for the pedigree, Umaga interferes. HHH sends umaga to the outside, and gets ready for the pedigree on Orton, but Umaga runs back in with a chair and gets DQ'd when he hits the Game.

The Game is out, as both men assault him, ending with Orton hitting an RKO, and Umaga setting Triple H up for a butt-smash as Orton leaves. HHH gets hit with 2 butt-smashes, and Umaga goes to the top rope and hits a big splash. A Samoan spike puts an exclamation point on it, and the crowd is hating every minute of this. Refs come and try to carry him away, but HHH pushes them away, and the King of Kings tries to walk back on his own. He falls on the ramp, and Raw goes to a commercial with Triple H being assisted by the refs.

London and Kendrick v. Highlanders
Rory starts out against London, pounding him with firsts, but London strikes back, attacking both Highlanders and hitting a kick that sends Rory out of the ring. Kendrick and London go over the ropes and hit both Highlanders. Rory strikes London back in the ring now, and Robbie gets tagged in and has the advantage. Rory is tagged back in, and holds London in a reverse chinlock. London powers out and hits an armdrag, and Rory tags Robbie, followed by a hot tag from London to Kendrick. Kendrick with a series of flying moves, and Kendrick gets a two count. Rory gets thrown from the ring when he tries to interfere, and London hits a moonsault on the outside. In the ring, Robbie catched Kendrick in the corner, and gets his feet on the ropes. The ref doesn't see it, so the Highlanders get a cheap victory.
Your Winners: The Highlanders

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