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Layla vs. Kelly Kelly
The match begins Layla El choking Kelly on the ropes. She then goes for a dropkicks and misses. Kelly takes advantage and stars to pull her hair and clotheslines. Layla reverses by pulling Kelly’s head into the second turnbuckle. Balls Mahoney comes out to distract Layla. Kelly does a flip reverse back elbow and gets the pin.
Winner: Kelly Kelly

The Miz and John Morrison vs. Jesse and Festus
Festus starts to go nuts from the beginning bell and rushes towards both of them. Jesse and Morison start and do a series of armbars with Jesse with the advantage. Morrison starts to comeback and Jesse does a series of moves like drop toe hold and goes for the pin to get a 2. Jesse tags Festus and Festus dominates with clothesline and tags Jesse back in and Jesse goes into the ring to get a two. Miz gets tagged in but to no avail because Jesse gets back to the advantage and gets Miz into a headlock. Miz starts to interfere only to get Festus to come in and clothesline them out of the ring. Jesse gets to the top rope to do a flying cross body to make Miz and Morrison land to the floor.

We’re back with Miz having Jesse in a headlock. Jesse gets out by punching Miz’s guts and tries to go for the tag but Miz stops him. Morrison goes in and Morrison does a springboard elbow from the outside and goes for the pin to get a 2. Morrison starts to head pound Jesse and goes for a vicious kick to the head. Festus gets mad and tries to intervene but the ref get him back. Morrison is going for a head lock. Jesse tries to get out only for Morrison to put Jesse in his corner and tags Miz for him to do his patented clothesline goes for the pin to get a 2. He tags back in Morrison and Morrison starts to dominate and gets Jesse in another Headlock.

Jesse gets out and starts pounding Miz and Morrison. Jesse does some rolls to get the pin and Festus goes freaking crazy with blow over blow and throws Jesse on The Miz and goes for the pin to get a 2 thanks to nitro. The ref gets distracted by Festus while Miz goes for the pin and fails to roll up only for Morrison to pull Jesse’s head on the turnbuckle for Miz to get the 1 2 3.
Winners: The Miz and John Morrison

Joey styles and Tazz show the match recap between Kelly Kelly and Layla. They take the time to talk about the new WWE magazine with Chris Jericho on the cover and a Kelly Kelly section.

Shelton Benjamin vs. Shannon Moore
Benjamin takes the early lead and gets a belly to belly on Shannon Moore. He then goes for the T-Bone suplex and does a taunt. He goes for a back body drop and gets Moore into a headlock. While he applies it he kicks Moore’s back. Shelton breaks the hold for a head pounding. He Irish whips him into the corner and starts pounding Moore. Shelton goes for a suplex but Moore reverses into a pin. Moore gets back into the game and starts to whip him into the corner but Shelton reverses. Benjamin catches Moore from a Cross body attempt and goes for a DDT and get the victory.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin

Kane vs. Big Daddy (Extreme Rule Match)
Match starts with Daddy getting a punch in but Kane get back with punches of his won and Kane tries to go floor a clothesline but Daddy hits Kane back with a big punch. Matt Striker tries to hit Kane with a kendo stick but Kane takes it away from him and starts to attack Daddy’s legs but Daddy get back at Kane and presses his weight on him. The match goes out to the floor and Kane gets the upper hand and Kane starts to throw weapons into the ring. Daddy comes back and smashes Kane’s head into the steps and hits Kane with a sign. Daddy puts Kane into the ring and gets a chair.

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Triple H and Jeff Hardy v. Snitsky and Umaga
Jeff Hardy starts off against Snitsky, and is quickly overpowered by the monster. He tags in HHH, who locks up with Snitsky, and cheap shots HHH with a shoulderblock in the corner while the ref asked him to break the hold. HHH gets the upper hand, tags in Hardy, and Hardy takes the advantage, only to get knocked down quickly by Snitsky. Hardy hits a baseball slide on Snitsky out of the ring, pulls the top rope down so a charging Umaga goes over the top, and hits a plancha over the top rope on both men. HHH then dives off of the apron on to all three men, and Raw heads to commercial with the good guys on top...

Hardy has the advantage when we come back, but he runs right into a sidewalk slam. Umaga tags in Snitsky, who picks up Jeff and delivers a big suplex and gets a 2 count. Snitsky with a double underhook front-facelock, but Hardy powers out, only to come off the ropes and catch an elbow from the big Ugly. Umaga is tagged in, and he goes to work on Hardy, delivering big kicks to Jeff's chest, followed by a spinning heel kick which gets a 2 count.

Umaga tags in Snitsky, who goes for a pumphandle slam, but Hardy gets out of it and delivers a dropkick to Snitsky's back. Jeff hits a mulekick and tags in HHH while Snitsky tags in Umaga. HHH takes it to Umaga with a big clothesline, but only gets a one count. Triple H hits a facebuster, followed by a spinebuster. He goes for the pedigree, but Snitsky interferes. Snitsky nearly gets pedigreed, but Umaga hits him. Snitsky and HHH brawl to the outside while Jeff and Umaga fight in the ring. Umaga puts Jeff in a corner, but misses a wrecking ball when HHH pulls him away. Jeff hits the Whispers in the wind, HHH hits the pedigree, and Jeff hits the Swanton for the win!
Winners: HHH and Jeff Hardy

The music hits, and the Nature Boy comes out for what may be the final time.

Ric Flair picks up the mic and says "Thank You." Flair says there has been a lot of discussion as to why he chose his hometown of Charlotte to make this announcement. Flair says it's because they've been so good to him, as has every city he's competed in all over the world. There's a reason he hasn't been on Raw for 6 months, and thats because his wrestling career can't go on forever. He knows that sooner or later, he'll have to retire. He compares himself to Cal Ripken, Jr, and Brett Favre. Tonight, in front of the world, Ric Flair announces that he will NEVER retire! He will only retire when he's dead in the ring. He's got too much juice left, and he's still the Nature Boy! He loves the business, and he's going nowhere.

Vince McMahon's music hits, and the Chairman hits the ring. Vince says Flair had him going for a bit there. Vince is very happy because he's a good piece of property, and he hopes he goes on forever - so long as he keeps on winning. Vince says it's true: the first match Flair loses, his career is over. Whether it's via countout, submission, pinfall, or anything, the next time Flair loses, he must retire. Vince wishes him luck, and tells him he hopes he doesn't die anytime soon.

Randy Orton's music hits, and the Champ comes out, walking towards the ring. Orton says he came out here to thank Flair for all of the advice he gave him early in his career. Orton wants to thank Flair in advance, for the pleasure of ending his career tonight. VKM says Randy Orton versus Ric Flair, tonight.

Hardcore Holly, Cody Rhodes, Jim Duggan and Super Crazy v. Cade, Murdoch, and the Highlanders
Super Crazy starts off against Rory, and gets the upper hand early. SC tags in Duggan, who works on Rory's arm. Duggan tags in Rhodes, but Rory hits a headbutt and tags in Cade. Cade tosses Rhodes shoulder first into the turnbuckle and pounds away on young Cody. Murdoch in now, and he gives Rhodes a snapmare and an armlock. Cody powers out of it, puts Murdoch into the ring post, and tags in Holly. Murdoch gets the tag into Robbie, but Holly takes advantage with a series of clotheslines. A big dropkick by Holly gets a 2 count, and it is interrupted with all men hitting the ring. Holly and Robbie are left in the ring, with Holly hitting the Alabama Slam for the win!
Winners: Holly, Rhodes, Duggan, and Crazy

The countdown starts, and Y2J's music hits. Chris Jericho comes out to a massive pop. He hits the ring and grabs a mic. He says that the second coming of Y2J is here, and there's only one way to rock, and Jericho rocks. He says there's only one reason he came back, and that is to save us from Randy Orton, and become the new WWE champion. He says everyone knows Y2J wants a title match, except Orton. He says that he's been waiting for an answer, but Randy hasn't given it yet.

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- The show opened with Vickie Guerrero and Edge backstage. They start to argue, then huge and Edge reveals it was a plan all along for his return. Vickie announces Batista vs. Edge next week on Smackdown for the World Heavyweight Title. The segment ends with both kissing. Seriously.

- In the ring, JBL introduced MVP and put him over as the greatest U.S. Champion ever and presents him with a ring resembling the U.S. Title. MVP then runs down Matt Hardy on the mic until Rey Mysterio comes out. This sets up MVP vs. Mysterio later tonight.

- The Major Brothers did a promo about their upcoming match.

- WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison & The Miz defeated The Major Brothers.

- Backstage, Vince McMahon was with Finlay. They exchange more talk about being Irish. Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Mark Henry is announced for later tonight.

- Backstage, Batista confronts Vickie Guerrero for teaming up with Edge. Vickie says she loves Edge.

- Kane defeated Big Daddy V via DQ.

- WWE U.S. Champion MVP defeated Rey Mysterio.

- Finlay & Hornswoggle defeated Mark Henry in a Handicap Match. After the match, The Great Khali came down and Khali and Henry took out Finlay.

- Jamie Noble defeated Chuck Palumbo.

- Torrie Wilson defeated Victoria.

- The Cutting Edge with Batista: Vickie Guerrero joined Edge in the ring and then introduced World Heavyweight Champion Batista. Batista said Edge doesn't deserve a title shot so soon, but he does deserved to get his ass kicked. Batista shoves Edge and leaves. The lights then go off and the gong hits. The Undertaker appears and Edge takes off. Undertaker teases he will chokeslam Vickie, but then gives her a Tombstone. Vickie was taken out on a stretcher.

After the credits, Shawn Michaels' music hits to a massive pop. Shawn comes down to the ring and grabs a mic. HBK says no excuses, the better man won last night. The reason he's out here is that he wants to invite Randy Orton to the ring so that he can shake his hand. Orton appears on the jumbotron. He's battered and bruised, and says its a result of another superkick. He's not coming to the ring. HBK says "you got me, if you came down here I was gonna kick you again, but if it makes you feel better, I was going to wait until after I challenged you to a rematch."

Orton tells Shawn that he's not getting his rematch, as he already proved he's the better man over HBK, Triple H, and John Cena.

Kennedy's music hits, and Mr. Kennedy comes to the ring. As soon as the mic comes down, Michaels hits Kennedy and clotheslines him out of the ring. Kennedy pulls Michaels out of the ring and begins punching him, irish whipping him into the ringpost. Kennedy gets back in the ring and says HBK has had his shot, and its his turn. Shawn attacks him again, pulling him out of the ring and clotheslining him. Shawn tells Kennedy to cry him a river, he just got his chance at the Showstopper, right here, right now. Kennedy tells Shawn that nicknames are given, not chosen, so he can stop calling himself the Showstopper. Kennedy says Shawn is known for losing all the time; he's a loser.

Kennedy vs. Shawn Michaels
We come back to see Kennedy and Michaels fighting on the outside, and we find out that the bell has yet to sound. The ref is standing there, unable to ring the bell until they get in the ring. The two men are brawling, and eventually make their way into the crowd. Kennedy slams Michaels hard back over the security wall to the ringside area. HBK slams Kennedy into the announce table, and this is totally out of control. HBK gets into the ring, and Kennedy grabs a chair and goes to follow. As Kennedy gets on the ring apron, HBK lands Sweet Chin Music, planting the chair into Kennedy's face. This fight has ended with HBK standing tall.
Winner: Shawn Michaels

Santino Marella vs. Jerry "the King" Lawler
After talking some trash to each other, King hits a dropkick which dazes Marella and sends him running away. They lock up, and King puts Marella into the corner, which is then reversed by Santino, who irish whips King into the other corner and hits him with a shoulder. King grabs Santino, hits a few punches, and throws him into the opposite turnbuckle, but misses a tackle and hits the ring post. Santino takes control, hitting an armbar takedown and a flying headbutt to Lawler's back. Marella gets out of the ring, puts on Jerry's crown, and starts making fun of JR and Lawler. Lawler responds by smacking him, putting him into the ropes and hitting an armdrag takedown. Marella begins begging Lawler, only to put King into the rope and attempting an armdrag takedown. Jerry reverses this into a backslide and gets the pin!
Winner: Jerry Lawler

Orton comes out of nowhere and puts King out with an RKO out of nowhere. Orton says he's sorry. Tonight, Orton says, he'll have a "Passing of the Torch" ceremony.

Grisham is in the back talking with Kennedy. Kennedy says all he did was go out there to show HBK some respect, but Shawn Michaels decided to superkick a chair into his face. He asks Shawn why he would do that? Kennedy says it's because HBK sees his career evaporating, and is doing everything he can to hold Kennedy down. He says that won't happen, because Father Time is catching up with Shawn, but next time HBK won't have to worry about Father Time, only Mr. Kennedy. VERY strong, intense promo by Kennedy.

Jeff Hardy v. Umaga
Jeff Hardy starts off trying to hit Umaga, but Umaga's not phased. Jeff stays out of Umaga's way until both men end up outside. Umaga hits him a few times, but when they get back in the ring, Hardy hits a low dropkick, and a sunset flip. Hardy hits a running elbow, but when he tries again, Umaga throws his shoulder into Hardy. Umaga starts stomping away on Jeff, and picks him up by the hair. Jeff starts hitting back, but gets caught with a big back elbow by the Samoan Bulldozer. Umaga locks in a shoulder nerve hold, and Jeff is fading fast. Jeff struggles back to his feet, but Umaga grabs the hair and yanks Hardy back down, locking in the nerve hold once again. The crowd gets behind Hardy as he gets back to his feet again. Umaga puts Hardy in the corner, but misses a shouldersmash. Hardy capitalizes with a DDT and heads to climb the ropes. Umaga pushes Hardy off the apron to the outside as we go to commercial...

We're back, and Umaga once again has the nerve hold on Hardy. come...on... Jeff Hardy gets back to his feet, goes for a bodyslam and actually picks him up, but Umaga falls back on him and gets a 2 count. Umaga locks in the nerve hold AGAIN. Jeff gets up and starts reaches for the ropes but can't reach them. Hardy to his feet again, hits the ropes, and is caught by Umaga in a back body drop. Umaga hits a big leg drop and a body splash, but still only manages a two count. Umaga picks Hardy up and hits two kicks to the stomach and spinning heel kick, getting only a two count again. Umaga hits Hardy with a a series of big right hands that send Hardy to the apron. Jeff grabs Umaga's neck and snaps it across the ropes. Jeff gets on the top rope and goes for a flying body press, but Umaga catches it and hits a massive sidewalk slam. Umaga goes for the pin, but Jeff kicks out again! Jeff, like his brother Matt, will not die.

Banzai Drop by Umaga... and another nerve hold. Jeff gets out of it once more, only to catch a big boot to the face. Umaga climbs to the top rope but misses a flying headbutt. Both men back to their feet, but Umaga hits Jeff into the corner. Umaga misses a wrecking ball, but Hardy runs and hits a Whisper in the Wind. Jeff gets a two count, and two men start exchanging blows. Jeff hits his mule kick, Umaga goes for a big splash but misses. Jeff tries to capitalize with a Swanton, but misses. Umaga hits the Samoan Drop, and goes for a samoan strike, but Hardy counters with a twist of fate. Umaga rolls out of the ring, but is caught with a baseball slide by Jeff Hardy. Hardy then goes over the top rope with a plancha on to Umaga.

Hardy gets back in the ring, but Snitsky comes out of nowhere and attacks Hardy. Hardy turns the tables on Snitsky, only to get blindsided with a clothesline by Umaga. Both men throw Jeff out of the ring, but the Game's music hits! Triple H decks Snitsky! Triple H decks Umaga! Umaga tries for a big splash but hits the ringpost and catches a spinebuster! Snitsky is put over the ropes with a big clothesline, and Jeff and Triple H stand tall as Snitsky and Umaga recover on the outside.
Winner: Jeff Hardy by DQ

Cody Rhodes v. Hardcore Holly
Holly with the upper hand early, with an inside cradle for a two count. Cody comes back with a clothesline and a 2 count. Both men come ot their feet, stare off, and Holly hits 2 bodyslams back to back. Holly starts choking Rhodes with the middle rope, and after a snapmare, locks in a sleeper. Cody powers out with a few punches, only to be hit hard by Holly. Holly puts Cody in the corner and smacks away. Cody comes back with a few right hands, hitting a russian legsweep. Cody into the ropes, but Holly catches him and lifts him up for an Alabama Slam. Cody reverses it with a sunset flip. Holly rolled out of it, got to his feet, but Cody was waiting with a DDT for the win!
Winner: Cody Rhodes

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- CM Punk defeated The Miz & John Morrison in a Triple Threat Match to retain the ECW Championship. Although it was a rather quick match, it was a very solid way to open up the PPV. CM Punk took out Miz early on with a quick kick to the head followed by sending both Miz and Morrison to the floor. Miz and Morrison started double-teaming Punk in the ring until Miz shoved Morrison away. Morrison sent Miz to the floor until both started exchanging offense in the ring. Morrison hit a quick corkscrew from the corner on Miz, but Punk broke up the pinfall attempt. Impressive spot saw Punk hit a huricanranna on Morrison from the top rope which sent Morrison into Miz who hit Morrison with a quick powerbomb. Punk with a bulldog and and underhook backbreaker on Miz. The finish saw Miz take out Morrison sending him to the floor and Punk hit the Go To Sleep on Miz for the win.

- Backstage, MVP informs the audience that Matt Hardy will be unable to wrestle tonight. They showed footage from Smackdown on Friday night when MVP attacked Hardy's knee.

- Mickie James, Maria, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool & Kelly Kelly defeated WWE Women's Champion Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Melina, Victoria & Layla in a 10 WWE Divas Tag Team Match. Funny moment saw Melina attempt her usual entrance doing the splits, but she missed the ring apron. She laughed it off and did it a second time. Another quick match here that saw Mickie James kiss Melina and then kick her in the head for the win.

- A promo for WrestleMania 24 airs.

- Backstage, a shot of a concerned Hornswoggle is shown as Jonathan Coachman and William Regal are smiling about his match with The Great Khali later tonight.

- Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes to retain the World Tag Team Titles. Early on in the match, Holly sent Cade to the floor and Rhodes sent Murdoch to the floor as well. Cade and Murdoch began to isolate Holly from getting a tag to Rhodes. Rhodes got the high tag later on and took out Murdoch with a big high back body drop. Rhodes continued the offense on Murdoch with a bulldog and a big dropkick from the top rope. The finish saw Holly hit the ring and send himself over the top rope to the outside along with Cade. In the ring, Murdoch hit Rhodes with a modified Canadian Destroyer and got the pinfall. After the match, Holly got in Cody's face and left to the back without him.

- At ringside, Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole and JBL talk about how Matt Hardy is out of the 10-Man Elimination Match. JBL added that Mysterio is working injured as well.

- Triple H, WWE Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio & Kane defeated Umaga, Mr. Kennedy, WWE U.S. Champion MVP, Finlay & Big Daddy V in a Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match. Eliminations were as follows: Kane was eliminated first by Big Daddy V after a samoan drop and elbow drop. Rey Mysterio was eliminated second by Umaga after a samoan spike. MVP was eliminated third by Jeff Hardy after a Twist of Fate. Mr. Kennedy was eliminated fourth by Triple H after Big Daddy V went for an elbow drop on Triple H but missed and hit Kennedy instead. Big Daddy V was eliminated fifth by Triple H after he was hit with a double DDT by Triple H and Hardy. We are down to Triple H & Jeff Hardy vs. Umaga & Finlay. Finlay was eliminated sixth by Triple H following a Pedigree. Umaga was eliminated last after a Pedigree by Triple H and a Swanton Bomb by Jeff Hardy, with Jeff getting the pinfall on Umaga. I bet that surprised some people. Very solid match.

- The Great Khali defeated Hornswoggle via DQ. Wasn't much of a match at all. Shane McMahon came out first and introduced his father and then his half-brother Hornswoggle. A loud "WE WANT SHAQ" chant started up. Shaq is in the house tonight by the way. During the match, Hornswoggle kicked Khali's translator to the floor and spit green mist in his face. Hornswoggle then hid under the ring. The finish saw Finlay run down and hit Khali with the shillelagh followed by a low blow. Both Vince and Shane McMahon leave the ringside area to the back.

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We begin with Batista making a surprise appearance. The crowd goes crazy, the pyro heats the place up, and the World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring.

Batista grabs the mic and says it's good to be back on Raw, although he's grown quite fond of Smackdown. He says he was invited by William Regal to take on some Raw competition. Although he appreciates the invitation, Regal made a mistake:Batista is gearing up for Survivor Series, for Hell in a Cell, and for the Undertaker. He'll be locked in a cell with a man who wants to kill him, but there are no rules - and weapons are not only welcome, but allowed. So, before his victim comes out, Batista has a message for the Undertaker...

DONG! The bells ring and the Undertaker arrives on Raw! Taker makes his way to the ring and takes his coat off, ready to fight. The men square off, but Regal's music hits. Regal says he invited both of them for competition, but it's not against each other. Tonight, they'll be partners against the finest tag team on Raw. Cade and Murdoch's theme hits, and the World tag-team champs come down to do battle with the Animal and the Dead Man.

Batista and Undertaker vs. Cade and Murdoch
Taker starts by attacking Cade, delivering shoulder blocks, and Old School! As he sizes Cade up for a chokeslam, Batista tags himself in. He puts Cade in the turnbuckle and hits him with his shoulder. Cade catches Batista with a big boot, and gets Murdoch in. Murdoch starts hammering away on Batista, flooring him with a clothesline. He tags Cade back in, and they do the atomic leg drop on Batista, resulting in a 2 count. Batista powers back to his feet, and delivers a spinebuster to the charging Cade. Taker tags himself back in, grabs Cade and delivers a chokeslam. Undertaker gets a 2, as Murdoch interferes. Batista spears Murdoch, as Undertaker measures up Cade and delivers a tombstone for the 1, 2, 3!
Winners: Batista and Undertaker

Batista grabs Murdoch and delivers the Batista-bomb. The Animal and the Dead Man stare each other down in the center of the ring.

Beth Phoenix v. Maria
Beth Phoenix stalks Maria, slamming her down. Maria gets Beth in the corner, and puts a boot in her face. Beth strikes back, throwing Maria down into the splits, then kicking her a few times. Maria comes back a stiff boot to the head, followed with a head scissors, but Beth reverses into a standing surfboard. Beth drops Maria once more, and picks her up and puts her in the fisherman's suplex for the win.
Winner: Beth Phoenix

The Hardy Boyz and Rey Mysterio vs. MVP, Finlay, and KennedyFinlay starts off against Matt Hardy, as the two lock up with Matt getting the advantage early. Finlay then gets a headlock, and hits Matt with a clothesline. Finlay tags in Kennedy who gets some offense in, and tags in MVP. Matt and MVP stare off... but MVP tags in Kennedy. Matt and Kennedy exchange blows for awhile, until Kennedy buries Matt with a knee. Kennedy sends Matt into the ropes only to get caught with a crossbody by Matt. Finlay comes in but gets sent over the ropes and to the outside by Matt. Kennedy grabs Matt from behind and throws him out of the ring to join Finlay as we go to break.We come back to Kennedy with Matt in a sleeper. Matt gets to his feet, but Kennedy tries to do the green bay plunge, but Matt kicks out and hits a modified side-effect. Kennedy crawls and tags Finlay, as Matt gets to his corner. Matt lands the hot tag to Rey, who begins going after Finlay with dropkicks. Rey misses a springboard crossbody, and Finlay capitalizes with a few nasty boots, tagging in MVP. MVP works on Rey's ribs with a few kicks and locks in a seated abdominal stretch. MVP tags in Finlay who gets a 2 count, and delivers a backbreaker. Finlay cheapshots Jeff Hardy, who runs into the ring and chases Finlay away. Finlay tags in Kennedy who delivers a double backbreaker, and begins stretching out Rey over his knee.

Rey begins punching and kicking his way out of it, forcing Kennedy to break the hold. Rey tries to get a tag, but Kennedy drags him away and tags in MVP. MVP goes to work on the ribs once more. MVP sends Rey into the ropes, but Rey reverses and hits a DDT on MVP. Rey gets the tag onto jeff, who lays out MVp, clears the corner, hits a whisper in the wind, and gets a 2 count when Kennedy comes in. Jeff droptoeholds both Kennedy and MVP into the ropes, Rey hits a double 619, and Hardy hits the swanton on MVP for the win!
Winners: The Hardyz and Rey

We get another mystery promo: it says 6 days, 23 hours - X+1=Y, J=9+1 - Break_the_Walls. So, there you have it folks. Chris Jericho, next Monday on Raw. Way to drop the ball on the mystery, WWE.

Vince McMahon is in the ring. He talks up the Survivor Series match between Randy Orton and HBK, and then introduces HBK. Shawn comes out to the usual crowd reaction. Vince then introduces Randy Orton, who gets resounding boos. Both men face each other in the ring, with Vince there to moderate. HBK says that he's aware of the stipulations for their match, and he's aware of who come up with them. Orton reiterates what the rules are, and HBK interupts and says that he knows the rules. Orton says that he is sick of being told that he intentionally disqualified at Cyber Sunday when he just defended himself. HBK says that the reason Orton got the Super Kick banned was because Orton has been feasting on it for the last five weeks, and at Survivor Series, it would have been number six.

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- The Major Brothers won a Tag Team Battle Royal involving The Daltons, Jimmy Wang Yang & Shannon Moore, Deuce & Domino and Dave Taylor & Drew McIntyre to earn a shot at the WWE Tag Team Titles later in the night.

- Victoria defeated Michelle McCool.

- Finlay defeated Rey Mysterio.

- ECW Champion CM Punk defeated Jamie Noble.

- MVP & Matt Hardy defeated The Major Brothers to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles.

- The Undertaker defeated The Great Khali in a No Holds Barred Match.

Match #1: Kane vs. Mark Henry
Kane takes the early lead with uppercuts, but Henry comes back with some hard fists Kane gets the advantage and goes for the boot to get stopped by a slam. Henry continues to dominate Kane and works him into the corner of the ring and repeatedly slams him into the turnbuckle. Kane battles out, but Henry Comes back and whips him into the other corner to press all his weight on Kane. Kane returns the favor with an Uppercut.

Henry get the best of it and whips Kane right into the turnbuckle Kane comes back and goes for the signature Top of the rope clothesline and gets Henry into the corner to repeatedly clothesline and gets Henry into a chokeslam position but Henry kicks Kane to get out of it. Henry exits the ring to get a steel chair. He returns to the ring and whacks Kane with it. Ref DQ’s Henry.
Winner by DQ: Kane

Match #2: Jamie Nobel vs. Nunzio
Nobel gets a slam in only to get a 2 count noble starts to dominate Nunzio into the ropes into a backbreaker and goes for headlock and starts pounding on his head and goes back into a head lock. Nunzio gets back into the game and it leads right into the corner to do a seated senton I guess. Nunzio gets a little momentum but noble gets back and picks Nunzio up on his shoulders to drop his gut into his knee and gets the three count.
Winner: Jamie Nobel

Miz says he told Kelly Kelly that he would make her life miserable and admits that he put her in that match against Beth Phoenix and that tonight she had to face Layla El.

Match #3: Kelly Kelly vs. Layla
Layla takes an early advantage when Kelly was distracted. Layla is completely dominating Kelly and slams her down hard onto the mat for the quick victory.
Winner: Layla

Match #4: Elijah Burke vs. Shannon Moore
They begin to duke it out and Elijah gets the upper hand but Moore comes back quickly and does a high flying move and goes for the pin but only get the two count. He starts working on Elijah in the turnbuckle and Whips him into the other Turnbuckle but Burke gets back into the game and starts to come back and gets Moore into the Turnbuckle to do his signature elbow drop and gets Moore into the Elijah express and he goes for the pin to get the 1-2-3.
Winner: Elijah Burke

Match #5: ECW Championship C.M. Punk vs. John Morrison
Test of strength begins and Punk whips Morrison off of him but Morrison counters. Morrison whips punk but punk kicks Morrison which leads to the top rope with cm punk going for the hurricanrana but Morrison counter and goes for the pin to only get the disappointing 2. Morrison starts to aim at Punks head and gets him into a double handed neck lock and starts kicking Punk in the back of the neck. Punk gets out by pressing Morrison in the turnbuckle and Morrison runs right at punk only to get hit by a kick and punk gets a big move on Morrison only to get a 2. Punk does a series of kicks and whips on Morrison to lead up to the turnbuckle to attempt the shining wizard trick but Morrison counters and punk hits some kicks and goes for the pin and gets a two count.

Miz enters the arena. Punk goes for a backslide pin only to get Morrison into the GTS position and Morrison turns it into a backslide pin but gets a 2 count. Morrison takes advantage but is distracted by the Miz who throws something at Morrison’s head for a quick roll up pin for Punk to get the 1-2-3.
Winner: CM Punk

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Raw starts tonight with DX's theme hitting to a massive pop. Triple H and Shawn Michaels make their way to the ring, throwing green glow-sticks to the crowd on their way. They grab a mics, and after pumping the crowd up some more, Triple H announces that it's for one night only, and asks if the LA crowd if they're ready? Then, for the thousands in attendance and millions watching around the world... Hornswoggle's music hits, and little McMahon jumps out from the bottom of the ring, surprising Shawn and Triple H. HHH says "that's different" and tells Hornswoggle to get back under the ring. HHH asks Shawn if he's got a run-sheet, and after fiddling around, Shawn gives it to HHH, and HHH tells Hornswoggle that he's not in this segment... he's in the short segment. Hornswoggle jumps on Shawn and puts an armbar on him. Shawn gets out, and pronounces that Hornswoggle is "in for tonight." HHH sends Hornswoggle away again, but Hornswoggle says there's a monster under the ring. HBK goes and checks, but gets dragged underneath, only to come out with wroms in his mouth. Shawn gets the worms out, and the Boogeyman's music hits. HHH says "ok... can I help you?"

Boogeyman says he wants to join DX. HBK says "ok, he's in too." HHH says "What the hell, get in line, you can never have enough freaks and weirdos." As soon as they line up to do the "lets get ready to suck it" part, Khali's music hits, and Khali comes down to the ring. HBK says before we even start, to keep him from getting beat down, lets just pretend he's not here, and move on. HHH says "ok, if you want to be part of DX, get in the back." Khali gets in the back. HHH starts doing a hilarious Indian accent, and the start to do the line once more, but Coach's music hits. Coach comes out, and says "Enough!" Coach says he's shutting this nonsense down, the crowd didn't come to see the immature antics. HHH calls Coach "George Jefferson" and tells him to lower his tone. HHH tells Runjin that Coach was talking trash about Khali. Runjin translates it to Khali, who then walks up and gives Khali a big chop to the forehead. Coach takes off running, and Khali follows him.

Back in the ring, Shawn and Triple H are standing, and everyone else has disappeared. HBK calls this the worst debacle since "That whole Katie Vick thing" and asks who wrote this segment. HHH says "nobody writes this, they're all on strike... but we're not" to a resounding cheer. They say "lets get ready to suck it!" and if you're not down with that, they have two words for ya. DX celebrates to the familiar music as we go to commercial.

Kelly Kelly v. Beth Phoenix
Beth walks up to Kelly, grabs her arm, and throws her down. This is followed by a fisherman suplex, and a three count. Beth dominates.
Winner: Beth Phoenix

Snitsky v. Jobber "Joey"
Snitsky throws him into the corner and smashes him with an elbow. Then, we get a big boot, and the pumphandle slam for the three count.

Winner: Snitsky

Carlito gets in the ring and raises Snitsky's hand, congratulating him. Snitsky nails Carlito with a big boot, and then hits him with a pumphandle slam.

Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy v. Finlay and Kennedy
Kennedy is already in the ring when we come back, he is soon joined by Finlay. Misterio comes out, and is followed by Jeff Hardy, who gets the biggest pop of the night so far.

The match starts with Hardy and Finlay. A "Hardy" chant starts right away. Finlay and Hardy size each other up, and Finlay hits a Shoulder block, but Hardy doesn't go down. Finlay takes Hardy down, but Hardy counters and gets a two count. Finlay and Hardy both get up and tussle a but, before Hardy smacks Finlay and attacks Kennedy, who tried to attack Hardy. Kennedy is sent to the outside, but a clothesline from Finlay soon makes Hardy join him. Kennedy beats down Hardy, and Finlay tries to get Hardy back in the ring. An arguement between the two flares up, and Finlay and Kennedy go face to face as we go to a break.

We come back to see Mysterio and Kennedy in the ring. Rey hits a springboard body press followed by a headscissors takedown. After yet another high flying move, Kennedy hits a dropkick to the legs that grounds Mysterio. Kennedy tags in Finlay, who comes in and stomps at the legs of the fallen Mysterio. Finlay lifts up the high flying, slams him down, and locks in a half crab. Mysterio tries to make a tag, but Finlay breaks the hold and attacks Jeff. Finlay then goes and tags Kennedy, who starts to work on the leg of Mysterio some more. Kennedy tags out, Finlay works some more, then Kennedy comes back in. Kennedy works over Rey a bit, and then Finlay is tagged back in again.

These two are tearing Rey apart. Finlay gets Rey in the corner, but Rey manages to drive his foot into Finlay's face. Rey follows up with a bulldog and tags in Hardy. Finlay tags in Kennedy. Hardy goes into it, hitting his usual flurry of moves. Jeff gets a two count after a falling clothesline, and follows it up with a whisper in the wind. Finlay comes in and throws Hardy to the outside. Misterio comes in and manages to prime both Finlay and Kennedy for the 619. Finlay ditches to the outside, and Kennedy gets the kick to the face. Rey then leaps off the apron to take out Finlay. Hardy is now up top and hits the swanton for the win.
Winners: Jeff Hardy and Rey Mysterio

Santino hits the ring with Maria, saying that he's putting the rumors to rest. Steve Austin is not going to be here; he's like Kobe Bryant: he's bald, he's popular, and he doesn't want to be in L.A. either. Santino introduces the director of "the Condemned" and asks him a question: When he was filming "The Condemned" did he wish the guns were real so he could blow his brains out? The audience wished they could do that. Tonight, there will be no stomping of mudpies, and JR won't have an orgasm, because the Rattlesnake isn't here. WAIT, yes he is. Steve Austin's music hits and here comes Stone Cold. Stone Cold comes in to a MASSIVE pop. There's nobody like Stone Cold. This is awesome. Austin grabs the mic, holding a copy of the movie "The Condemned."

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- Batista and Undertaker had a segment where they both decided to call a truce for the night. Later, they will face Mark Henry and The Great Khali in a match. Khali and Henry come down and confront them to preview the tag match.

- Festus (with Jesse) defeated Deuce (with Domino and Cherry).

- Rey Mysterio defeated Jamie Noble. Noble confronted Vickie Guerrero and she set up the match. Noble lasts a lot longer than expected.

- Kane defeated MVP. This match was pretty bland. In fact, boring chants even broke out. Surprisingly, this was by far the worst match of the night.

- Mick Foley defeated The Coach (with Hornswoggle McMahon as the special referee).

- Chuck Palumbo (with Michelle McCool) defeated Kenny Dykstra (with Victoria). Believe it or not Chuck Palumbo is pretty over.

- Batista & Undertaker vs. Mark Henry & The Great Khali ended in a no contest. This was the only match tonight that had a big match feel to it. JBL interfered for no apparent reason and clotheslines Batista. That was the finish. Khali and Henry leave Batista and Undertaker laid out to end the show.