WWE Results News (Page 5)

This week's WWE RAW opens with a photo op for John Cena, Randy Orton, and Triple H for Wrestlemania 24. We're sure this will go well. The three pose for a photo and then throw Orton out of the ring for being too cocky. But just as Cena and Triple H are about to fight, Orton comes back into the ring and RKO’s both.

Carlito and Santino Marella w/Maria Kanellis vs. Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes
Hardcore gives Marella the Alabama Slam to win.
Winner: Rhodes and Holly

Qualifier for Money in the Bank Match: Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho in double counter roll-up on Hardy.
Winner: Chris Jericho

Vince McMahon comes out and tells the world that he made a mistake for the first time ever. He says, however, that JBL was the one that injured Hornswoggle, and he calls JBL to the ring. JBL apologizes, and not for the beating, but for not doing it earlier. He says that Hornswoggle is not Vince’s son; He's Finlay’s son. He says that Finlay knew the entire time, and that he will get documentation about it to prove to Vince. He says he will make Finlay admit it.

Umaga vs. D.H. Smith
Umaga Bulldozed smith into a corner and hit Samoan Spike for the win.
Winner: Umaga

William Regal is in the office and has received a memo from Vicki Gurerro asking for a match at Wrestlemania 24: a representative from Smackdown will go against a representative from Raw to show which is the superior brand.

Shawn Michaels vs. Lance Cade w/Trevor Murdock
HBK gets Cade in a leg submission, but Murdock interrupts and the ref calls for the bell.
Winner: HBK by DQ

HBK gives both boys some sweet chin music. Ric Flair then comes down and says that he wants to wrestle HBK at Wrestlemania 24, but HBK believes that if they wrestle, Ric will be fired due to the edict from Vince. He finally agrees, however. That was a quick, almost annoying way to set up a major match.

A new Playboy Bunny match is announced for Wrestlemania: Maria, Candice Michelle, Beth Phoenix, and Melina will take part. It is also announced that Maria’s Playboy cover unveiling will be next week on Raw.

Randy Orton and Mr. Kennedy vs. John Cena and Triple H
It’s a fairly exciting match, watching the four men go at it. Cena gets Kennedy in the STFU and Kennedy taps out.
Winners: Cena and Triple H 

ECW on Sci-Fi opens up tonight with Ric Flair coming to the ring to talk to Tazz.

Tazz congratulates Flair on being inducted into the Hall of Fame this year. Flair thanks Tazz and the WWE fans, saying it's an honor to be inducted. Out comes Elijah Burke.

Elijah says welcome to the house of Extreme, his house. Shelton Benjamin's music hits and out he comes to the ring. Shelton says no disrespect to Elijah, but great minds think alike and he wanted to be the second on congratulating Flair. Shelton gives Flair his props for his career. Shelton introduces himself as the new Gold Standard of professional wrestling and says Flair's time is over. Flair tells them both that nothing they've accomplished combined equals the 16 time World Championships he has held. Flair begins to Whooo and Shelton clocks him. Elijah and Shelton attack Flair until CM Punk runs out. Punks clears house and stands in the ring with Ric Flair as we go to commercial.

Kofi Kingston vs. Jason Riggs
Kofi Kingston gets the win after controlling the match with his unique offense as he always does. Kofi hits his finisher and gets the pinfall for the win.
Winner: Kofi Kingston

The Miz vs. Colin Delaney
Miz mocks Delaney to start and slams him down. He taunts Colin some more and pops him with a forearm. Miz pushes Colin’s head into the turnbuckle and throws a right hand. A running clothesline into the corner and Delany falls to the mat. He hangs Colin up on the ropes and jumps over the top pulling his throat across it. Dreamer slams his fists on the apron trying to rally the crowd. Colin fights back with some fists that have Miz rocking, but Morrison trips him up on the outside. The ref ejects Morrison from ringside. Delaney school boy’s the distracted Miz for a 2 count. Then Miz hits the running knee and reality check for 3.
Winner: Miz

Stevie Richards vs. James Curtis
They lock up to start and Curtis hits a shoulder block then a clothesline. He works on Richards’ throat in the corner and then brings him into the middle of the ring for some kicks to the back. He puts in a headlock and Richards battles out with elbows to the stomach. Stevie misses with a clothesline, but Curtis sells it. Stevie then hits a neckbreaker and a big running avalanche in the corner. He hits the Stevie T and gets win the win.
Winner: Stevie Richards

Ric Flair & CM Punk vs. Shelton Benjamin & Elijah Burke
-Punk and Burke start it off. Styles mentions that since this is a tag match, Flair’s career is not on the line. Burke hits a shoulder block out of a headlock. Punk comes back with some offense and tags in Flair. He hits some chops and hip toss then goes for a cover. He gets 2 and Burke gets up and pokes the eye. He goes up top, but Flair throws him off. Flair goes up top and Benjamin tries to throw him off, but Flair pushes him aside. Flair leaps off the top rope and hits a double clothesline! They head to break 3:00 in.

- Back from the break Benjamin and Flair are in the ring. Tazz says during the break they’ve worked on Ric’s knee. Benjamin has that knee in a leg lock style hold. Flair reverses it and gets out of the hold. Flair gets in the corner and Benjamin runs at him and Flair moves. Shelton eats the buckle and Flair makes the hot tag to Punk.

- He hits the running knee on Shelton and goes for the bulldog, but Shelton throws him off with big time height. Burke gets the tag and hits the handstand elbow in the corner, then a snap suplex that gets a 2 count. A tag to Shelton is made and he goes for a power bomb into the turnbuckle and something happened that wasn’t supposed to and Punk spills to the outside. Flair helps him back in and they go for it again. Punk slips out and hits a big enziguiri. A tag to Flair and a tag to Burke are made.

- Flair with chops and a clothesline, then a big back body drop. He struts around the ring then goes for a vertical suplex that Benjamin interferes on and Burke lands on top. Punk runs in and him and Shelton end up outside.

- Burke goes for the Elijah Express and Flair moves. Burke crashes into the turnbuckles and comes out holding his knees. Flair slaps on the figure-four and Burke taps like crazy.
Winner: Flair & Punk

Tripe H starts off Raw. But he barely has time to talk before Randy Orton comes down and says that Triple H is just jealous of Orton.

Soon, John Cena joins the party and then William Regal comes out and says that Cena deserved a rematch due to Orton throwing the match at No Way Out, so the two would wrestle tonight: if Cena wins, there will be a triple threat match at Wrestlemania.

Match #1: Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Jeff Hardy vs. Snitsky
Jeff Hardy has new theme song: “No More Words” by EndeverafteR. Twist of fate followed by a swan-ton bomb.
Winner: Jeff Hardy

HBK comes down to the ring and announces the first inductee of the class of 2008 Hall of Fame: Ric Flair.

Match #2: Paul Birchell w/ Katie Lee vs. Super Crazy
Birchell grabs his arms from behind and head stomps him into the canvas.
Winner: Paul Birchell

Big Show comes down and apologizes for his actions at No Way Out. He asks for Floyd Mayweather to come down so that he can publically apologize to him. They shake hands and then Floyd goes to leave, but Big Show stops him and challenges him to a match: the greatest fighter in the world against the largest athlete in the world. Mayweather accepts the challenge.

Match #3: Money in the bank qualifying match: Mr. Kennedy vs. Val Venis
Leg Sweep Slam
Winner: Mr. Kennedy

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- Chavo Guerrero defeated CM Punk to retain the ECW Championship.
Back and forth action until CM Punk crotches Chavo on the top rope and attempts a top rope huracanrana. But Chavo holds on to the ropes, Punk hits the mat and Chavo connects with the Frog Splash. Chavo covers Punk and gets the pinfall to retain the ECW Championship.

- Mike Adamle is backstage with Rey Mysterio. Mysterio talks about how Edge only looks out for himself and that it was an accident that he took out Vickie. Adamle brings up the reports of Mysterio suffering a torn bicep. Mysterio said he intends on competing tonight and shows off the bruises on his arm. Adamle asks how he can compete tonight and Mysterio said he can overcome anything with the World Title on the line.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. then shows up and he embraces with Mysterio. Floyd asks him if he will get the job done tonight and Mysterio promises he will. Mysterio and Floyd leave as we see Mayweather Jr.'s giant posse follow behind him.

- The Undertaker won the Smackdown/ECW Elimination Chamber. MVP was out first and got into one of the pods. Big Daddy V with Matt Striker was out second. The Great Khali was out third. Finlay was out fourth. Batista and The Undertaker were the last two to enter and will kick off the match. The two exchange punches. Batista gets the best of Undertaker with a knee to the gut and throws him into the corner. Batista drives his shoulder into Undertaker's gut a few times until Undertaker breaks it up with a high knee. Undertaker launches Batista over the top rope and Batista lands on the steel floor of the chamber. Undertaker then pushes Batista's face into the chain. Batista fights back kicking Undertaker in the head through the ropes. Batista with an irish whip to the corner, Undertaker bounches off and Batista levels Undertaker with a clothesline.

Undertaker then fights back choking Batista in the corner. Batista fights back with a big clothesline on Undertaker. Undertaker and Batista knock each other out with a big boot as time expires. Out of the pods first is Big Daddy V. V goes after Undertaker with a big chest chop and then chops Batista over the chest as well. V then levels both with two clotheslines. V with a big scoop slam on Undertaker and another chest chop on Batista. V with a samoan drop on Undertaker. V then stands on Undertaker's chest applying pressure.

V headbutts Undertaker and he falls back into the chamber door. The door opens up and Undertaker falls to the outside in something that obviously wasn't planned. Undertaker favors his arm, gets back in and they lock up the door. Back in the ring, Batista takes out V with a huge spinebuster. Batista clotheslines V over the top rope, V hits the steel and Undertaker takes out V with a big DDT. Batista covers Big Daddy V and gets the pinfall.

Big Daddy V is eliminated.

Time expires and out next is The Great Khali. Khali takes out Batista and then levels Undertaker with another chop to the head. Khali's translator gets up on the chamber door and Undertaker takes him out with a big boot. When he lands, he lands hard on his knee and screams out in pain. Undertaker applies what looks to be a triangle submission on Khali and Khali taps out. Well, that is what Cole and Coachman said but we really couldn't see it all that well.

The Great Khali is eliminated.

Time expires and out next is Finlay. Undertaker takes out Finlay with a big boot right away. Finlay fights back sending Undertaker into the corner and then sends Batista over the top rope onto the steel. Finlay picks up Undertaker and hits a huge side walk slam, but Undertaker kicks out after two during a pinfall attempt. When Finlay goes after Batista on the steel, Batista trips him up and then catapults Finlay into the chain wall. In the ring, Undertaker takes out Batista with a quick clothesline.

Quick pinfall attempt by Finlay on Batista, but another two count. Finlay sends Undertaker over the top rope and Undertaker lands on the steel. Finlay then throws Undertaker into the chain wall. Finlay sends Undertaker face first into an empty pod and the pod breaks. Batista then grabs Finlay and sends his arm right into the steel post. Batista with a big suplex on Finlay off the top rope.

Time expires and MVP is the only one left. MVP tries to keep his pod shut as Undertaker stands in front. When it opens, Undertaker walks in and takes out MVP with kicks and punches. Undertaker goes back in the ring and Batista goes right after him with shoulder charges in the corner. Undertaker with a big boot on Batista from the corner. MVP hits the ring and kicks Batista in the face and then does the same to Undertaker. Undertaker grabs MVP by the neck and flips him off the top of the pod. MVP crashes to the center of the ring! Finlay crawls over and covers MVP to get the pinfall.

MVP is eliminated.

Undertaker is still up on the top rope and sees Finlay down. Undertaker jumps attempting an elbow, but Finlay rolls out of the way. We then see a shot of Hornswoggle popping his head out from under the chamber and throwing a shillelagh at Finlay. Finlay goes after Batista with it and it is legal. Batista then attempts a Batista Bomb, but Finlay cracks the shillelagh over his head to break it up. Undertaker then chokeslams Finlay over the top rope onto the steel! Undertaker covers and gets the pinfall.

Finlay is eliminated.

We are down to Undertaker and Batista. The two start exchange punches. When Undertaker punches, the fans cheer. When Batista punches, the fans boo. Batista with a huge Batista Bomb on Undertaker! Batista covers, but Undertaker somehow kicks out. Batista's head is busted open. Batista starts punching Undertaker in the head in the corner, but Undertaker lifts Batista up and connects with the Last Ride! Undertaker then signals for the end, but Batista counters a Tombstone Piledriver and throws Undertaker over the top rope sending Undertaker onto the steel floor. Batista puts Undertaker on his shoulder and launches him into the chain wall.

Batista attempts this a second time, but Undertaker gets his hands up to block it. Batista backs up to the ropes, Undertaker puts his feet down, flips Batista up onto his shoulder and connects with the Tombstone Piledriver in a great spot. Undertaker covers Batista and gets the pinfall. Undertaker advances to WrestleMania 24 for a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship.

- Ric Flair defeated Mr. Kennedy.
Eventually, Kennedy with a roll up holding the tights of Flair, but the referee sees Kennedy using the ropes and stops the count. Inside cradle, but Flair kicks out and then applies the Figure Four on Kennedy. The fans in Vegas cheer loudly and Kennedy taps out.

- Edge defeated Rey Mysterio to retain the World Heavyweight Championship.
We saw another shot of Floyd Mayweather Jr. at ringside cheering on Rey Mysterio during his entrance. Edge attempts a big dropkick, but Mysterio lifts himself up and Edge slides crotching himself on the steel ring post. When Edge stands up, Mysterio takes out Edge with a big moonsault, covers, but only a two count. Mysterio with a jumping tornado DDT on Edge from the corner, covers, but Edge puts his boot on the bottom rope. Mysterio connects with the 619 on Edge when Mysterio drop toe holds Edge into the ropes. Mysterio screams out in pain and gets back into the ring. Mysterio springboards off the middle rope, but Edge catches him in mid-air and connects with a huge Spear. Edge covers Mysterio and gets the pinfall to retain the World Heavyweight Championship.

As referees help Rey Mysterio out of the ring, The Big Show's music hits and he makes his way out to the ring. He shows off his newly trim body in a suit and says, "Guess who is back!" Big Show said he missed WWE and promises to become champion once again. He said it doesn't matter if it is Raw, Smackdown or ECW. Show said a lot of people make promises, but he has already been champion of Raw, Smackdown and ECW. He said it is only a matter of time before he becomes champion again. Show talks about losing over 100 pounds and that he is now faster, meaner and ready to be back in the WWE. Show notices an injured Rey Mysterio at ringside and grabs him.

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- ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero comes to the ring in his street clothes. Chavo says he is lucky to be alive after Punk threw him in the Gulf, knowing he can't swim.

He adds that as a result of being thrown in, he has a horrible sinus infection. Chavo says he has had migraines, an irritating rash and he got stung by a jelly fish while he was in the water. Chavo says he is a fighting champion and a Mexican warrior. He is a Guerrero. Chavo says he isn't going to wait until No Way Out to defend his title, he is going to defend it against CM Punk tonight.

This brings out ECW General Manager Armando Estrada. He says he is proud to call Chavo the ECW Champion. Estrada says he knows Punk disrespected him, but he can't allow him to defend his ECW Title tonight. Estrada says tonight CM Punk will be in a match against Mark Henry in a No Way Out warm-up match. Chavo sneezes and Estrada offers him a wipe as they leave the ring and we goto commercial.

Steven Richards vs. Local jobber
Stevie gets the win with a double underhook suplex and the pinfall. Stevie controlled most of the match. They're billing it as an emotional return to the ring for Stevie.
Winner: Steven Richards

Kelly Kelly vs. Layla
Back from commercial and the sexy Kelly Kelly comes out first for her match with Layla, who has Lena Yada with her. Layla controlled most of the match but Kelly Kelly fought back at the end and got Layla with her new faceplant finisher for the win.
Winner: Kelly Kelly

Kofi Kingston vs. Mike Knox
Match starts off with Knox over powering Kofi and backing him into the corner. After a good match back and forth, Kofi gets the win with his series of signature moves and the pinfall on Knox.
Winner: Kofi Kingston

Tommy Dreamer vs. John Morrison
Tommy Dreamer gets the win in an average match after he hit his signature DDT on Morrison. Afterwards, The Miz and John Morrison beat up on Dreamer then bring Colin Delaney in the ring and destroy him before posing over him with their WWE Tag Team Titles.
Winner: Tommy Dreamer

Mark Henry vs. CM Punk (ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero is at ringside)
CM Punk controls most of the match but Mark Henry ties him in the ropes and keeps choking him. The referee DQ's Henry. Henry gets pissed and goes after Punk but gets met with a series of kicks. Punks brings Chavo in the ring and hits him with the GTS.
Winner: CM Punk by DQ

Match #1 No DQ: Hornswaggle vs. Vince McMahon
Finlay interjects into the match to save Hornswaggle - Vince begins to tell Finlay that he’s fired but Finlay leaves, and Vince spews out venom about Finlay, who winds up behind him and clocks him upside the head with the shallileigh. Finlay has Hornswaggle get on top of the rope and do a frog splash on top of vince.
WINNER: Hornswaggle

Match #2: JBL vs. Chris Jerico
Y2J breaks the code on JBL with codebreaker.
WINNER: Chris Jericho

Umaga  comes out and gives Jericho a samoan spike. Ouch. JBL hired him to do so.

Vince McMahon is shown in the locker room and he says that next week he’s going to take Hornswaggle on in a steel cage match. Does anyone care about this feud?

Match #3: Paul Burchill w/Katie Lea vs. Brian Kendrick
“What Katie wants, Katie gets.” - because as a big brother, Paul wants to keep his sister happy. Burchill uses a modified swinging neck breaker on Kendrick.
WINNER: Paul Burchill

Match #4: Mark Henry vs. John Cena
Orton sits at the announcers table and won’t shut up. Henry uncovers the corner turnbuckle and exposes the cables. John Cena dodges henry and makes him hit the turnbuckle. Cena gives Henry a flying elbow off the top rope and applies the STFU to Henry. Henry taps out.
WINNER: John Cena

Match #5: Melina w/Jillian vs. Maria w/Santino
Jillian and Santino are at the announcer’s table. Maria has the upper hand on Melina for awhile, and just before she’s going to finish the match, Jillian screams from the announcers table and plants a wet one on Santino, distracting Maria so that Melina can get the roll up.
WINNER: Melina

Santino gets into the ring and tells her to choose between him and Playboy - he gives her one week to choose and then plants a big wet on on her before he leaves the ring.

Match #6: HBK vs. Jeff Hardy
One hell of a main event - back and forth - Jeff Hardy takes it via Swan Ton Bomb off the top rope.
WINNER: Jeff Hardy

CM Punk starts the show in the ring. He says he doesn’t know if you saw what happened last week with Chavo’s championship celebration. He says don’t be confused about him being straight edge, because he does enjoy a good party. He then cues the footage of last week when Punk dressed as a mariachi guy, smashed a guitar over Chavo’s head.

Chavo’s music hits and he makes his way down to the ring. He says Punk disgraced his heritage and he doesn’t deserve a rematch. Chavo said it won’t happen tonight, but he can get it at No Way Out. Chavo says he didn’t like being embarrassed, so tonight he’s going to embarrass Punk. Chavo says his good friend Armando Estrada will make the announcement.

Turns out these two will main event in a “Gulf of Mexico” match. There will be no rules; you win by throwing your opponent into the cesspool known as the Gulf of Mexico.

Layla El and Victoria vs. Kelly Kelly and Michelle McCool
Kelly and Layla start it off with some chain wrestling and a handspring elbow from Kelly. She tags in McCool who goes to work on Layla in the corner. She hits a snap mare and Layla retreats to tag in Victoria. McCool gets her trapped in the corner then a victory roll for a 2 count.

Victoria comes back and hangs Michelle over her shoulder by the hair, but McCool hits a round kick to Victoria. She tags in Kelly who hits a tilt-a-whirl headscissors, but Layla trips her up from the outside. She hits the widow’s peak and it’s over.
Winner: Victoria and Layla

John Morrison vs. Tommy Dreamer
Eventually, Tommy gets Morrison in the tree of woe and runs at him. Miz helps Morrison out of the way and Dreamer holds up. Delaney goes after the Miz and Dreamer turns his attention towards the action between them outside. Morrison hits the corkscrew neckbreaker on the inside for the pin.
Winner: John Morrison

- Kofi Kingston makes his way to the ring for his third match in ECW. His opponent, James Curtis, is already in the ring.

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We're two weeks away from No Way Out. Let's see how it will be hyped on this edition of WWE RAW...

WWE Champion Randy Orton is in the ring with a table. He said his lawyers drew up this contract, which he had already signed, but he demanded John Cena come out and sign the contract because he didn't want the former champ to wuss out on their match at No Way Out.

Cena came out and signed the contract. Orton said that was easy and he guessed he’d see him in two weeks - but warned that if something happened with Mark Henry later in the night, Cena would still have to face Orton. At that,
Henry came running down to the ring and distracted Cena just long enough for Orton to sneak around the table and plant him with an RKO. Orton stood over Cena with his title belt before leaving the ring.

Kelly Kelly & Mickie James v. Victoria & Beth Phoenix
Victoria got all mean and what not and ripped Kelly up over her shoulders by her hair a few times before slamming her to the mat. Kelly had enough and Mickie tags in. Mickie started doing her fun old head scissors and a hangman’s (or woman’s) neck breaker. Mickie went to the top rope but Beth wiggled her off shaking the rope.

Beth came in and began tossing Mickie all about but almost got tapped on a nice guillotine choke. The hell ensued shortly thereafter though as Beth tossed Mickie to the corner. She tagged Victoria who dumped Kelly to the outside. Beth was still dazed on the outside and Victoria taking her eye off the proverbial ball cost her, as Mickie hit the implant DDT for the win.
Winners: Mickie James and Kelly Kelly via pin fall

Elimination Chamber hype time!

Shawn Michaels is in the ring talking about making it to the main event of Wrestlemania. He said he came close to winning the title last year, but second place sucks. He said he’s done everything, won all the titles and heck, he even sings his own theme song. He said still though, he was unsatisfied. He said he was putting everyone on notice. At No Way Out... Chris Jericho’s music hit and he came out to the ring.

Jericho said he couldn’t disagree with anything HBK said except for one thing, which was that he would win the WWE title. Jericho said he’d been in more elimination chambers than anyone. He said he knew what it was to headline Wrestlemania and his passion to get back to it was second to none. He said his destiny would manifest itself an no one would beat him…. out comes Jeff Hardy.

Hardy’s pop was enormous. Hardy looked at both and he said he thought it was great both wanted to go to the main event at Wrestlemania. He said him personally, he’d never been but he’s so close and he can taste it. He said he’d sacrifice his body and do whatever it took, even if that meant taking the five biggest bucks on the Raw roster.. Out.

JBL’s music hit and he came down to the ring. JBL said he had to move away from Texas to live in NYC and live in the home of a champion. He said these people didn’t cut it and needed to shut up while he was talking. He said they all had the resume, but they forgot that JBL always gets what he wants. Whether he buys it or takes it, he gets what he wants in the end. He said Umaga didn’t speak English well, but he understood the language of money and he’d guarantee his safe passage to the Wrestlemania main event.

Umaga’s music hits. Umaga looked at JBL kind of funny. Snitsky’s on his way out now and what the heck is he doing here? Snitsky said all these people had their chances and he deserved to be in the match. He said if they didn’t give him one of their spots, he’d take it himself.

He said the six of them couldn’t agree on anything, but if there was something they’d agree with, that Snitsky didn’t deserve anything. Now all of a sudden we’ve got a fight.

Mr. Kennedy v. Super Crazy
Kennedy dragged Crazy out to the ring post and slammed it off it before coming back into the ring and dropping the elbow. Kennedy ripped away at the leg on a reverse toe hold before Super Crazy eventually kicked him off. Kennedy pounced right back on him though, slapping on some sort of reverse figure our for the tap out win.
Winner: Mr. Kennedy via submission

Kennedy got on the mic and directed us to the titan tron where he showed MVP being a big jerk face to Ric Flair. Kennedy said he knew he was hurt and knew Flair saw what he did to Super Crazy. He said he was going to take it easy on him and let him come out next week and forfeit the match. He said he knew that wasn’t Flair’s style, but he said if he goes through with the match, he’s going to lose. He said not only will he end his career, but he’ll make him limp for the rest of his life.

Santino Marella & Carlito v. London & Kendrick
Carlito and Kendrick started it off. Kendrick hit some kicks and punches before heading into the ropes where he connected with a nice standing drop kick for a two count. Kendrick kept up the pressure and hit a running forearm and some wheel kicks. Kendrick went to the ropes again, but Marella yanked the ropes up and Kendrick crashed and burned. London chased Santino around the ring while Carlito collected Kendrick and nailed a back snapper for the quick win.
Winners: Carlito & Santino Marella via pin fall

Mr. McMahon came down to have Horswoggle join the Kiss My Ass Club. He said many of the people didn’t give a damn about their kids and never disciplined them. He said they were too concerned about themselves, and not about giving tough love to their offspring. He mocked people trying to reason with their kids and said they were pathetic. He said you told your kids what to do.Hornswaggle came out to the ring.

Vince said that Hornswaggle knew he loved him and that it would hurt Vince more than it’d hurt him. Vince said we’d get on with it. Vince got in position and it’s terrible looking. Hornswaggle teased the ass kissing a few times before Finlay’s music hit and he came down to the ring.

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As ECW struggles to gain momentum heading into Wrestlemania 24, let's take a look at the results from last night's show:

Kane defeats Shelton Benjamin via count out
Shelton walks to the top of the ramp, falls down, and is counted out. Kane gets the easy victory. Someone give this man a push!

Victoria defeats Kelly Kelly
Layla El and Lena come to ringside and sit during the match. Victoria wins after hitting Widow's peak. The three get in the ring and celebrate afterwards.

Tazz is in the ring with Colin Delaney, who is almost completely wrapped in bandages and medical tape. We are shown footage of his beat down from The Great Khali last week. Tonight Colin must face WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz and John Morrison.

John Morrsion & The Miz defeat Colin Delaney
After the squash match, Morrison and The Miz proceed to beat up on Colin. Tommy Dreamer comes out and makes the save.

CM Punk defeats Elijah Burke via pinfall
CM Punk gets the biggest pop of the night. He wins the match with Go To Sleep.

A preview is shown for ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero's Fiesta Celebration later tonight.

Kofi Kingston defeats Echo via pinfall
Kofi Kingston hits a spinning heel kick to the head for the victory. He looked very good in the ring.

ECW General Manager Armando Estrada comes out with a Mexican band. They show a recorded message from World Heavyweight Champion Edge. He is unable to be at the show tonight because he is at the bed side of Vickie Guerrero after the injuries that she sustained from absorbing the 619 from Rey Myumble pay-per-view.

CM Punk is disguised as the band's leader. He takes his violin and hits Chavo Guerrero over the head and celebrates with the title as the show goes off the air.

John Cena's music hits, and the former Champ makes his way down to the ring to a massive pop. Cena grabs the mic and, amidst boos and cheers, says "this is why I love this city, no matter what you think, you're going to get loud and rowdy." He says that he's here tonight to answer a question that's been on everyone's mind: how could this be possible? In October 2007, he suffered an injury that required surgery. The Doctor's said he'd be back in 1 year, which means that for the first time in his career he'd have to meet watch Wrestlemania from the bench. Now, in his absence, a new champ is crowned, and new contenders were put in place, and life in the WWE went on.

But in a hospital bed, his life was crumbling as his dreams faded away. So, in the last second, in the final hour, he risked it all for the chance to get an opportunity to once again go to Wrestlemania. Maybe it was luck, skill, or both, but the impossible has happened. He is back, he is the winner of the 21st Royal Rumble, and he's going to Wrestlemania! That is, unless, the fans would like to have Wrestlemania here tonight: there's a man that has something that he wants. He officially challenges him for that Championship. Tonight, John Cena versus Randy Orton for the WWE Championship.

Orton's music hits, and the Champ comes to the ramp with belt and mic in hand. Randy says he's got an answer, but it's not what he wants to hear. He's answered many challenges, HHH, HBK, Y2J, and Jeff Hardy, and the same thing has happened: He has beaten them.

Cena says yes, he's beaten them all, and done something that nobody else has been able to do. He's taken out John Cena, because he's smart. He saw opportunity and he took it... which is why he's going to take this match tonight. He's going to take it because he thinks he has an advantage, and although he's never beaten Cena, he knows in his heart he needs every advantage he can get, and he has one right now. Is he going to wait 8 weeks for Wrestlemania and let Cena get even more healthy?

Orton answers by saying that ever since he's put Cena on the shelf, he's become a very big deal...a bigger deal than Cena has ever been, which is why he'll never defend the belt unless the people open their wallets and pay to see it. This means that he will not be facing him tonight. Since Cena can't wait til Wrestlemania, and he can't wait, he's on for the next PPV unless he wants to wait for Wrestlemania.

Cena says he won't wait. He'll accept the challenge at No Way Out. But tonight, he doesn't forget what Randy took from him. It's been four months since he's been in the ring, and he wants some. Tonight, he will get some.

This is lame. WWE hypes the Royal Rumble because the winner gets a shot at Wrestlemania - and Cena gives a wonderful, heartfelt promo about risking his career for that shot at Wrestlemania - only to give it up instantly for a bout at No Way Out instead?

Ashley and Mickie v. Jillian and Beth
Beth gets tagged in eventually and Mickie hits a crucifix takedown with a near fall, followed by a flying shoulderblock and a 2 count. Jillian gets in and they doubleteam Mickie, but Mickie counters it and throws Jillian out of the ring. She turns around from that only to get caught by Beth with a shot in the head and a fisherman's suplex for the win. Jillian holds back Ashley so that she could not interfere in the 3 count.
Winners: Jillian and Beth

William Regal's music hits he says that whoever is the WWE Champion after No Way Out will face one of 6 contestants at Wrestlemania. The 6 contestants will square off in an Elimination Chamber to decide who faces the winner of Cena/Orton.

The participants:
Umaga
Shawn Michaels
Chris Jericho
John Bradshaw Layfield
Jeff Hardy
Triple H

Carlito v. Cody Rhodes
Cody hits the ropes and lands a flying fist sending Carlito to the outside. Both men get in the ring, and Marella hops on the apron, distracting Cody. Carlito uses this opportunity to hit the backstabber for the win.
Winner: Carlito

In the back, Triple H is talking to HBK. He says last night didn't work out, and they've got another chance at No Way Out. They have to beat the hell out of each other in the Elimination Chamber, which isn't good for HBK, Shawn admits. Tonight, however, HHH needs a tag team partner. HHH takes off his hoodie to reveal a DX shirt. Shawn says "be right back" and leaves camera. He comes back about 3 seconds later with a DX shirt and plus WWEShop.com. HHH says "lets do this" as we head to a break. Funny stuff.

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