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Match 1: Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Edge vs. CM Punk vs. King Booker (w/Queen Sharmell) vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Matt Hardy vs. Finlay vs. Randy Orton
- All the men stared at each other as the opening bell sounded. They all looked up at the briefcase, and then the fighting go underway. Orton and Kennedy fought on the outside near a few ladders set up on the ramp. Finlay went to the to rope and dove onto the wrestlers below (on the floor). Edge, meanwhile, got a ladder set up in the ring, but Matt Hardy stopped him from climbing it. Orton and Finlay dashed up opposite sides of the ladders, but knocked the ladder over in the process. Jeff Hardy climbed the ladder, but Kennedy knocked him off. Hardy landed on his feet. Booker got a step ladder from under the ring, but Punk took it from him and used it as a weapon. Edge took it from Punk and smashed Punk in the face. He then grabbed a very tall ladder and put it b/t the ring and the guardrail. CM Punk was busted open from the earlier step ladder spot. Booker and Orton ended up in the ring together, w/ Book giving Orton a spinebuster. He gave one to Punk and Finlay, as well, and gave us a Spinaroonie.
The Hardys sandwiched him with a ladder, though. Matt caught Edge with the Side Effect. The Hardys proceeded to set-up a ladder on top of a ladder (same thing that destroyed Joey Mercuryâs nose). Finlay pushed Jeff off the top rope before the Hardys could perform their tandem offense on Edge. Edge suplexed Matt onto the ladder structure, but Kennedy tossed him out of the ring. Kennedy then turned his attention to Matt, setting him up on a ladder and going for the Kenton Bomb. However, Matt moved and sent Kennedy neck first onto the ladder. Jeff followed with a Swanton Bomb. The Hardys then cleaned house with a ladder, knocking everyone out of their way. Matt set the ladder up in the center of the ring. The Hardys climbed opposite sides of the ladder and fought at the top of it. Finlay tipped the ladder over and sent the two neck-first across the top rope. Edge then gave everyone in the match a spear. He went for another on Punk, but the Extremist jumped over him.
Punk grabbed a ladder and used it on everyone before Edge speared him, sending the ladder into Finlay and Orton. The Rated-R Superstar retrieved another ladder (a really tall one) and headed for the ring. The ladder used extended more than halfway across the ring. Edge set the ladder up in the center of the ring and started his climb to the top. Orton tipped the ladder over, sending Edge over the top rope and out of the ring. Jeff then gave Orton a split-legged facebuster and re-set-up the ladder. Matt placed Edge on the ladder set-up b/t the apron and guardrail. Jeff went to the top of the in-ring ladder and gave Edge a leg drop thru a ladder!!! Holy shit! As Edge and Jeff felt the effects, Matt stared at them in disbelief. Several medical technicians surrounded the two and placed them on stretchers. Matt went into the ring and took down the big ladder. Orton took advantage of his distraction and gave him the RKO. The Legend Killer gave Finlay and Kennedy an RKO, as well. Orton then set-up a new ladder in the middle of the ring and climbed to the top. However, Punk threw another ladder into his back, knocking Orton off his perch. Punk set-up his ladder and went to the top. Orton regained his bearings and climbed back up his ladder. The two fought from opposite ladders before Orton gave Punk an RKO off the top of the ladder! Booker ended up standing alone in the ring, so he climbed a ladder. Orton recovered and tried to give Booker an RKO, but Book countered and gave Orton the Book End off the top of the ladder!
The King headed to the top again, but Matt climbed the other side of the ladder. Sharmell got in the ring and pulled Mattâs leg. Hardy gained control of her and threatened to give her the TOF if Booker didnât come down from the ladder. Book did come down, and got a Twist of Fate for his troubles. Hardy climbed the ladder, but Finlay tipped it backward. Finlay, who was bleeding from the top of the head, gave Hardy the Celtic Cross onto a ladder. He then set-up a ladder in the center of the ring. The Little Bastard went up the ladder for him. Kennedy knocked Finlay out of the way and went after the little guy. The LB slapped him twice, but Kennedy grabbed him off the ladder and gave him the Green Bay Plunge from the second to last rung off the ladder! Finlay blasted Kennedy and knocked him out of the ring, but Punk used a springboard dropkick to knock Finlay off the ladder. Punk proceeded to climb the ladder, but Kennedy met him at the top. The two brawled, but Punk pushed him off the ladder. Kennedy grabbed another ladder and blasted Punk from his spot atop the ladder. Ken climbed back up and grabbed the briefcase. Kennedy became Mr. Money in the Bank at 19:11.
Match 2: The Great Khali vs. Kane
- They locked up, but Great Khali tossed Kane back like he was nothing. Kane kicked him in the gut in retaliation, but Khali knocked him back again and threw him out of the ring. Khali proceeded to knock Kane down with a clothesline and body slam him. He then used a trap grab to keep the Big Red Machine grounded. Kane got back to his feet, but Khali continued to dominate with simplistic offense. Eventually, Kane scored with a series of right hands and a splash in the corner. He then went to the top rope and scored with a diving clothesline. However, Khali did not fall to the mat. Kane ended up getting Khali tied up in the ropes and wailing away on him. He went to the outside soon after and retrieved his hook and chain. Khali stopped him from using it, though, giving him a monster chop to the head. He then ripped the turnbuckle cover off, but Kane took advantage of the refâs distraction and low blowed Khali with the chain. Kane then slammed the monster for a near fall. He went for the chokeslam, but Khali went for one of his own. After a mid-ring scuffle, Khali gave Kane his two-handed chokeslam for the win. Khali defeated Kane at 5:31. After the match, Khali attacked Kane with the chain.
Backstage, Cryme Tyme consoled a bald Eugene. Extreme Expose was waiting for them. They danced until Moolah and Mae Young showed up. Eugene danced with the old ladies. Slick showed up and did some dancing of his own. Dusty Rhodes showed up and joined the partyâ¦so did Sgt. Slaughter, IRS, Jimmy Hart, and Ricky Steamboat! Ron Simmons showed up to give us a âDamn!
Match 3: United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. MVP
- An extended lock-up to start, w/MVP grabbing a headlock and taking Chris Benoit to the mat. Benoit countered into a head scissor, but MVP eventually countered into a modified ankle lock. MVP switched to a headlock. Benoit got back to his feet and tried for a German suplex, but MVP blocked it. The Crippler went for the Crossface, but MVP countered again and sent Benoit out of the ring. Benoit then went for the Sharpshooter, but MVP countered yet again. They wrestled to the mat, where MVP used a series of quick maneuvers to place Benoit in an armbar. However, Benoit countered into a Crossface attempt. Back to their feet, MVP goaded Benoit into a test of strength before kicking him in the gut. Benoit fought back and placed Porter on the top rope. The Crippler went for a skyhigh superplex, but MVP countered, twisted his position, and draped Benoitâs arm hard across the top rope. Porter went to work on Benoitâs arm and shoulder. He used a series of kicks and shoulder thrusts to maintain control, but when he went for a roundhouse kick, Benoit countered and connected with three rolling German suplexes. Benoit went to the top, but MVP caught up to him and scored with a sky high superplex. Upon impact, Benoit hooked Porterâs feet with his own feet for a pinning combo, but MVP kicked out and went back to work on Benoitâs arm/shoulder. Porter threw Benoit shoulder-first into the ring post and gave him a back suplex.
He then used a modified keylock to further wear him down. Benoit made it back to his feet. MVP went for a big boot, but Benoit delayed his charge. Benoit went in for the kill, but Porter connected with the big boot this time around. The Crippler went for the Crossface soon after, but MVP again countered the submission and went back to work on the injured arm. Porter connected with the âBallerâs Elbowâ for a near fall. He went for a running big boot in the corner, but Benoit moved and connected with two German suplexes. Porter countered and went for one his own, but Benoit countered the counter and connected with three rolling German suplexes. Benoit went back to the top and connected with the diving headbutt. 1â¦2â¦3! Benoit retained at 9:22.
Backstage, Donald Trump and Tara Conner were hanging out. The Boogeyman showed up and scared the girl. Trump asked him for a sandwichâ¦
Match 4: World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Undertaker
- Batista speared Undertaker to start the match, and then unleashed a barrage of right hands on him in the corner. Taker came right back with a bunch of mixed strikes in the corner. Batista came right back with a pair of shoulder thrusts and a hard clothesline. The champ clotheslined Taker over the top rope, but the Deadman landed on his feet and pulled Bats under the bottom rope. Batista maintained control, but the crowd chanted for the Undertaker. The Animal threw Taker into the steel steps and rolled back into the ring. Bats went to the top rope and gave Taker a diving shoulder tackle (once Taker got back in the ring). Taker gave Dave a big boot, but Bats came back strong with another hard clothesline. The two then traded blows in the middle of the ring, but Batista regained control with a body slam. He went for a big boot, but Taker gave him a series of punches to the gut and uppercut. Bats battled right back. The crowd booed when Bats hit Taker and cheered when Taker hit Bats. Taker went on to splash Batista twice in the corner.
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