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- Victoria vs. Michelle McCool ends in a double DQ when Kenny first throws water on McCool and the girls start brawling. The ref makes it into a mixed tag after that - and Chuck Palumbo and McCool win.

- Matt Hardy and MVP play chess. Hardy puts MVP in check, then MVP sneezes and all the pieces go everywhere. Hardy then tells MVP he put him in a match with Domino next.

- Domino beats MVP. Hardy makes gets on the mic during the Match and chants MVP and then the crowd yells sucks every time afterwards.

- Shannon Moore beats Jamie Noble after Moore acts likes Hornswoogle, coming out of the ring and then rollsingup Noble.

- All through the night they show Teddy Long having a bachelor party and Kristal having a bachelorette party. They end up coming together and fight because Teddy has strippers and Kristal has Big Dick Johnson at hers. Then both parties come together and have a big party. Ron Simmons walks over when the music stops, he looks at Teddy Long who is only in his underwear and Big Dick Johnson and says DAMN!

- Finlay beats Kane in a Belfast Brawl.

- Batista wins via DQ against Great Khali when Khali gets the Vice Grip on Batista while Batista is in the ropes and Khali doesn't let go. The shows ends with Khali doing the Vice Grip and Batista passing out just like Rey Mysterio.

Umaga is slated to return to action at the beginning of October and continue his feud with Triple H. He probably won't be facing any long-term repercussions from his suspension.

- Smackdown taping starts with MVP coming out to a living room setup in the ring for "In the VIP Lounge," and he introduces Matt Hardy as his guest.

- Matt Hardy defeated Deuce. Hardy doesn't know it was with the assistance from MVP outside the ring.

- Batista and Kane defeated The Great Khali and Finlay.

- Chuck Palumbo defeated Kenny Dykstra.

- Cruiserweight title match: Hornswoggle wins against Jamie Noble as a result of a countout. Noble was trying to catch Hornswoggle in a trap with lucky charms, and ended up caught in the trap himself. That's why he was counted out.

- Rey Mysterio defeated Chavo Guerrero in an "I Quit" match. Khali came out and put Mysterio in the vise grip. Just as Rey is about down, Batista runs out and attacks Khali and then goes to check on Mysterio. Teddy Long comes out and announces a change for the main event at Unforgiven. It will be a triple threat match, Khali vs. Mysterio vs. Batista.

Here are quick match results from the ECW on Sci-Fi show airing tonight:

- The Boogeyman defeated Matt Striker via DQ. Big Daddy V interfered to cause the DQ.

- The Miz defeated Balls Mahoney.

- Elijah Burke & Kevin Thorn defeated Tommy Dreamer & Stevie Richards.

- CM Punk defeated John Morrison to become the NEW ECW Champion.

Thanks to wrestleview.com for the following report...

Jeff Hardy def. Umaga
- Very impressive pop for Jeff Hardy, crowd was very against Umaga from start, quick finish as Hardy knocks Umaga from top rope to score a quick pin.

- Backstage segment featuring Carlito and Mr. McMahon.

- Backstage segment featuring Linda and Stephanie McMahon, ending with Melina getting slapped by Linda.

Santino Marella and Maria enter ring to build heat with Ron Simmons. Crowd was very against Santino, he is becoming a very good heel.

Beth Phoenix def. Maria
- Absolutely ridiculous match, Beth gets the victory in just a few moments.

In-Ring Segment featuring William Regal, John Cena, and Randy Orton.
- Orton was not in attendance (crowd was very unhappy), Orton is granted a rematch at Unforgiven. Cena enters the ring only to get real heat from the crowd and proceed to destroy Regal.

#1 Contenders Match For Tag Titles: London & Kendrick def. World's Greatest Tag Team
- Cade & Murdoch join commentary. Shelton has bleached blonde hair! Big pop for London & Kendrick, great in ring action back and forth from both teams. Many chants for Cryme Tyme, most fans unaware of their release.

Cody Rhodes & Mickie James def. Davari & Jillian Hall
- Worst match of the evening, most fans made a trip to the bathroom, just an absolutely pointless match.

Triple H vs Carlito & Umaga goes to No Contest
- Match ended quickly...no real winner determined. Triple H got hot and Carlito ran to the back leaving Umaga to get served by Triple H courtesy of a few nasty sledge hammer blows. Carlito has a new hair style, looks more aggressive.

Vince McMahon in Ring Segment
- Mr. McMahon enters ring and does a few minutes on the mic pushing the greediness of his family only to have each family member come out and confront him. Lots of KENNEDY chants during the segment, finally to be rewarded with Kennedy himself. Kennedy claims to be Vince's son and they end up embracing. Kennedy does MISSSSTER KENNNNNNEDY.....MCMAHON! Kennedy goes back and forth with Stephanie. Then, an attorney for the mother of Mr McMahon's son comes out and states Kennedy is not McMahon's son as the show goes off the air.

The ECW on Sci-Fi tapings took place last night - and there was a title change!

Probably because John Morrison is rumored to be one of WWE's wrestlers suspended, CM Punk defeated him to capture the ECW title.

You can watch the match Tuesday night.

The following report is courtesy of wrestleview.com...

There will be a championship challenge tonight with three matches; the first two feature Kane v. Finlay, and the second will be Rey Mysterio v. Batista. The winners will go on later in the night to fight for the number-one contendership.

- Finlay def. Kane after Hornswoggle got involved and distracted the ref to let Finlay hit Kane with his Shilaleigh.

- MVP and Matt Hardy def. Deuce an Domino to become the new Tag Team Champions.

- Mark Henry comes out while Eugene is shooting the t-shirt cannon and says he isn't scared of Undertaker, and says he will break Undertaker's back. Undertaker video airs. Stupid.

- Rey Mysterio def. Batista by DQ

- Vince McMahon comes out and does a reverse of what happened on Monday, with women he slept with. This time, they were more attractive. Waste of time.

- Rey Mysterio def. Finlay to become the number-one contender and will fight Great Khali at Unforgiven.

The following report is courtesy of lordsofpain.net...

JBL and Michael Cole make their way to the ring, the opening video is shown and everyone gets a little deafer from the pyrotechnics. Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman are out first, still trying to figure out who Vince’s bastard son is. Kane’s pyro goes off and damn near gives me a heart attack – he’s on his way to the ring to tell Vince he thinks he’s his son and to also demand a match with Finlay. Finlay and Batista is our main event for the evening, so McMahon adds Kane vs. Finlay to the SummerSlam card.

MATCH #1: Chris Masters vs. Chuck Palumbo
Personally, I think the “Masterpiece” gimmick is about as dead in the water as could be, and Palumbo’s biker get-up isn’t doing anything for me either. He’s looks like the “American Badass” version of Undertaker, only not nearly as warmly received by the crowd. He got little to no pop, even when he defeated Masters with some kind of crucifix powerbomb variant.

MATCH #2: Funaki vs. Chavo Guererro
Not much to say about this match. Chavo comes to the ring with a mannequin head that has a Rey Mysterio mask on it, then does his best Al Snow impression. Chavo would be disqualified after failing to obey the ref’s orders, and he then put the Mysterio mask onto Funaki and tried to take out his knee.

MATCH #3: Jamie Noble vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
I’d like to see these two have a match that went 20 minutes or more; they’re both more than capable of having fantastic matches, it’s just that more often than not they’re relegated to 5 minute bouts like this. It was good for what it was worth, though, and Noble went over but seemed to be more concerned with whether or not Hornswoggle was under the ring.

MATCH #4 – WWE Tag Team Championship: Deuce & Domino w/ Cherry (c) vs. Shannon Moore & Eugene
Eugene got one of the bigger pops of the night, even though I was under the impression audiences had begun to turn on him a bit as of late. No real question what happened here; Deuce & Domino retain.

1-ON-1 BASKETBALL CHALLENGE: MVP vs. Matt Hardy
Before this took place, there was a backstage segment where MVP put himself over to Teddy Long saying he could beat all the current SD! brand champions. Teddy then one-upped him by saying he guessed MVP thinks he could take the tag team championships by himself, but MVP backpedals then says he’ll tag with the next person to walk in Teddy’s office to take on Deuce & Domino. In walks Matt Hardy, and Teddy makes the match for next week: MVP & Matt Hardy vs. Deuce & Domino.

To start the basketball challenge, MVP again put himself over with how great he is at basketball, saying he’s friends with Shaq and D-Wade of the Miami Heat, only to miss an easy layup. Matt Hardy makes his entrance and starts the challenge by throwing the ball directly into MVP’s face. While he’s recovering Deuce and Domino attack and beat down the pair of them, the idea being to create some sort of chemistry between Hardy & MVP working as a team.

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The current plan is for Batista to become the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion and defeat The Great Khali at SummerSlam. If Khali puts on a good show, the feud will continue into Unforgiven PPV.

Batista will remain the champion until Survivor Series or Armageddon and face Edge when he returns. Edge will become the new World Heavyweight Champion and defend his title against the Undertaker at WrestleMania 24, as previously reported.

This sound like maybe the dumbest idea ever:

The McMahon paternity angle will lead to a WrestleMania 24 match between Mr. Kennedy and Triple H. The plan is to slowly drop hints who the illegitimate child is and then reveal it on a three-hour RAW special in October to be Mr. Kennedy.

Triple H will announce that he's Vince's son-in-law which is how the match between him and Kennedy will develop.

Stephanie McMahon will make her return this fall to get involved in the angle. Shane McMahon is going to get involved around Royal Rumble.