- Show opened with Vince McMahon and Coach in the back. Coach said since Vince gave him all the information and he had narrowed it down to a couple of Superstars that it could be. .
Batista & Kane def. World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali and Finlay
Mediocre match, with a bad finishing sequence: Hornswoogle interfered but was used as a battering ram on Khali as he was tied up in the ropes. Batista then hit a bad looking spear and Batista Bomb on Finlay for the W.
In the back, MVP is talking about himself with his entourage about how he can't box when Evander Holyfield came in.
WWE Champion John Cena def. Carlito
Alright match, nothing special. Halfway through the match there was a huge "Lets Go Yankees/Lets Go Mets" chant that I'm sure the wrestlers appreciated. John Cena won with the STFU, Carlito tapped quickly. While Cena still had the STFU in Orton ran down and attacked Cena. He then threw him outside and into the steel steps. Orton then set up a chair and did a really sick running RKO onto it.
Boxing Match: Evander Holyfield vs. Matt Hardy
Buffer was forced to introduce MVP, as Porter handed him a card. It was actually pretty hilarious as Buffer did his whole voice thing and said all these MVP catch phrases. First round: Holyfield rocked Hardy with some weak punches that Hardy sold pretty well, Hardy was knocked down twice and made it up just before the Round ended. Second round then began and it took Hardy like 10 seconds into the round to get up. MVP hopped into the ring and told Holyfield to knock Hardy out and then he touched Evander the wrong way and got knocked out. Holyfield hugged Hardy as the ref called for the bell. That was all she wrote.
CM Punk & The Boogeyman def. ECW Champion John Morrison & Big Daddy V
CM Punk got a nice pop from his following in NYC. The Punk/Morrison exchanges were really good, other than that it was give or take. Punk won with a surprise cradle on Morrison. Good match.
- As the ring crew cleaned the ring, McMahon and Coach came out. Vince realized that the crew was cleaning the ring so he stalled for time and worked the two ends of the stage as the crowd bowed to him. Coach then got on the stick and said that they couldn't wait for the DNA testing because that would take too long and that so with the information provided by Vince on RAW he was able to deduce who his bastard child was. Coach started rambling and Vince yelled at him to get it started. So Coach reveled his first candidate, he asked Vince if he remembered a night in Louisville, Kentucky and brought out Eugene. Vince said it couldn't be his son because he didn't have sex with his cousin. Eugene said his mom said she met Vince once and that why he became a wrestling fan, the he said his Uncle Eric said that he nailed his mom and that's why he got into wrestling to take Vince out of business. Vince yelled some and threw Eugene out of the ring.
Coach said the second child was from New York and could be the product of that night in the bathroom stall of the Port Authority Bus Terminal, Vince said they didn't need details and Coach brought out Balls Mahoney. Crowd went crazy for Balls, Vince said it was impossible and Balls said ist possible Vince could have Balls. Vince then yells, "I have no balls!" as Balls laughs and is thrown out of the ring. Crowd started a loud "Vince has no balls" chant when Vince tells coach to get on with it.
Coach then asks if Vince remembers the WrestleMania 2 afterparty in LA and brings out what could be his long lost daughter, Melina. Vince has a shocked look on his face and Vince says she can't be his daughter. Coach asks why and Vince whispers into his ear and Coach responds with "Eww, that's disgusting", Vince talks about how it was just a meeting on the 4th of July and Melina gets a mic and says if she's his daughter she's taking him for everything hes worth and leaves.
Vince asks if that is it and says he has one more but doesn't know if Vince should hear it. So Vince agrees and starts to leave but then changes his mind and said he wanted to know who the last Superstar is. So Coach said alright and out came.....STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! Austin got on the mic and said it was a shame they didn't get to do all the father son things when he was growing up. Austin said he would do what any good son would do and help his father with his problems with his overactive grapefruits and gave Vince two low blows. Austin then stuns Coach and has a beer bash as the show goes off the air.