Smackdown! Results News (Page 5)

We start with the wedding (which will probably close the aired show). Vince McMahon, Arn Anderson and performers from all three brands are present as guests. Teddy dedicates "Let's Get Married" by Jagged Edge to Kristal. Jillian Hall comes out and says that they were terrible and starts to sing. She is dragged off by several other WWE Divas.

Teddy and Kristal start to exchange vows. Long passes out while giving them and medics rush down. They carry Long out on a gurney.

JBL returns to do commentary.

Jimmy Yang defeated Jamie Noble.

MVP and Matt Hardy have a contest backstage throwing a football through a tire. Hardy wins.

Deuce and Domino defeated WWE Tag Team champions Matt Hardy and MVP in a non-title match. MVP left with all the tag straps.

Mark Henry challenges WWE World champion Batista to a non-title match later tonight.

Michael Cole interviews Rey Mysterio. JBL tells Cole he's being too nice and starts to confront Rey. Rey challenges JBL and he says he can't fight because of his announcing contract. He then says he knows someone who Rey can fight. Finlay comes out and lays out Rey from behind.

Mark Henry defeated WWE World champion Batista by countout after The Great Khali interfered.

- Victoria vs. Michelle McCool ends in a double DQ when Kenny first throws water on McCool and the girls start brawling. The ref makes it into a mixed tag after that - and Chuck Palumbo and McCool win.

- Matt Hardy and MVP play chess. Hardy puts MVP in check, then MVP sneezes and all the pieces go everywhere. Hardy then tells MVP he put him in a match with Domino next.

- Domino beats MVP. Hardy makes gets on the mic during the Match and chants MVP and then the crowd yells sucks every time afterwards.

- Shannon Moore beats Jamie Noble after Moore acts likes Hornswoogle, coming out of the ring and then rollsingup Noble.

- All through the night they show Teddy Long having a bachelor party and Kristal having a bachelorette party. They end up coming together and fight because Teddy has strippers and Kristal has Big Dick Johnson at hers. Then both parties come together and have a big party. Ron Simmons walks over when the music stops, he looks at Teddy Long who is only in his underwear and Big Dick Johnson and says DAMN!

- Finlay beats Kane in a Belfast Brawl.

- Batista wins via DQ against Great Khali when Khali gets the Vice Grip on Batista while Batista is in the ropes and Khali doesn't let go. The shows ends with Khali doing the Vice Grip and Batista passing out just like Rey Mysterio.

- Smackdown taping starts with MVP coming out to a living room setup in the ring for "In the VIP Lounge," and he introduces Matt Hardy as his guest.

- Matt Hardy defeated Deuce. Hardy doesn't know it was with the assistance from MVP outside the ring.

- Batista and Kane defeated The Great Khali and Finlay.

- Chuck Palumbo defeated Kenny Dykstra.

- Cruiserweight title match: Hornswoggle wins against Jamie Noble as a result of a countout. Noble was trying to catch Hornswoggle in a trap with lucky charms, and ended up caught in the trap himself. That's why he was counted out.

- Rey Mysterio defeated Chavo Guerrero in an "I Quit" match. Khali came out and put Mysterio in the vise grip. Just as Rey is about down, Batista runs out and attacks Khali and then goes to check on Mysterio. Teddy Long comes out and announces a change for the main event at Unforgiven. It will be a triple threat match, Khali vs. Mysterio vs. Batista.

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There will be a championship challenge tonight with three matches; the first two feature Kane v. Finlay, and the second will be Rey Mysterio v. Batista. The winners will go on later in the night to fight for the number-one contendership.

- Finlay def. Kane after Hornswoggle got involved and distracted the ref to let Finlay hit Kane with his Shilaleigh.

- MVP and Matt Hardy def. Deuce an Domino to become the new Tag Team Champions.

- Mark Henry comes out while Eugene is shooting the t-shirt cannon and says he isn't scared of Undertaker, and says he will break Undertaker's back. Undertaker video airs. Stupid.

- Rey Mysterio def. Batista by DQ

- Vince McMahon comes out and does a reverse of what happened on Monday, with women he slept with. This time, they were more attractive. Waste of time.

- Rey Mysterio def. Finlay to become the number-one contender and will fight Great Khali at Unforgiven.

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JBL and Michael Cole make their way to the ring, the opening video is shown and everyone gets a little deafer from the pyrotechnics. Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman are out first, still trying to figure out who Vince’s bastard son is. Kane’s pyro goes off and damn near gives me a heart attack – he’s on his way to the ring to tell Vince he thinks he’s his son and to also demand a match with Finlay. Finlay and Batista is our main event for the evening, so McMahon adds Kane vs. Finlay to the SummerSlam card.

MATCH #1: Chris Masters vs. Chuck Palumbo
Personally, I think the “Masterpiece” gimmick is about as dead in the water as could be, and Palumbo’s biker get-up isn’t doing anything for me either. He’s looks like the “American Badass” version of Undertaker, only not nearly as warmly received by the crowd. He got little to no pop, even when he defeated Masters with some kind of crucifix powerbomb variant.

MATCH #2: Funaki vs. Chavo Guererro
Not much to say about this match. Chavo comes to the ring with a mannequin head that has a Rey Mysterio mask on it, then does his best Al Snow impression. Chavo would be disqualified after failing to obey the ref’s orders, and he then put the Mysterio mask onto Funaki and tried to take out his knee.

MATCH #3: Jamie Noble vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
I’d like to see these two have a match that went 20 minutes or more; they’re both more than capable of having fantastic matches, it’s just that more often than not they’re relegated to 5 minute bouts like this. It was good for what it was worth, though, and Noble went over but seemed to be more concerned with whether or not Hornswoggle was under the ring.

MATCH #4 – WWE Tag Team Championship: Deuce & Domino w/ Cherry (c) vs. Shannon Moore & Eugene
Eugene got one of the bigger pops of the night, even though I was under the impression audiences had begun to turn on him a bit as of late. No real question what happened here; Deuce & Domino retain.

1-ON-1 BASKETBALL CHALLENGE: MVP vs. Matt Hardy
Before this took place, there was a backstage segment where MVP put himself over to Teddy Long saying he could beat all the current SD! brand champions. Teddy then one-upped him by saying he guessed MVP thinks he could take the tag team championships by himself, but MVP backpedals then says he’ll tag with the next person to walk in Teddy’s office to take on Deuce & Domino. In walks Matt Hardy, and Teddy makes the match for next week: MVP & Matt Hardy vs. Deuce & Domino.

To start the basketball challenge, MVP again put himself over with how great he is at basketball, saying he’s friends with Shaq and D-Wade of the Miami Heat, only to miss an easy layup. Matt Hardy makes his entrance and starts the challenge by throwing the ball directly into MVP’s face. While he’s recovering Deuce and Domino attack and beat down the pair of them, the idea being to create some sort of chemistry between Hardy & MVP working as a team.

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* WWE United States Champion MVP starts the show off with the VIP Lounge. Matt Hardy is announced as his very guest and comes out. Hardy is in a fighting mood and MVP introduces the "Masterpiece" Chris Masters. Hardy takes the Masterlock Challenge. MVP takes some cheap shots throughout. Masters wins the challenge and then MVP hits Hardy with the Playmaker.

* Backstage, Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman arrive, trying to find out who Vince's illegitimate child is.

* WWE Tag Team champions Deuce and Domino defeat The Major Brothers after Deuce hit the crack 'um in the mouth to one of the brothers.

Backstage, McMahon and Coachman are with Teddy Long and Kristal. The Great Khali bursts in yelling something and his translator says he wants out with his match with Kane. Coachman reminds Vince of "that time in India" and Vince wonders if Khali could be his son. Vince and Khali shake hands.

* Finlay vs. Jamie Noble is a no contest when Kane hits the ring and causes a DQ. After Finlay gets knocked down, Nobles gets in front of Kane. Kane pushes him back and Hornswaggle gets in the ring and pushes Noble into Kane. Kane chokeslams Noble while Finlay gets out of the ring.

* Chavo Guerrero pinned Shannon Moore after a brainbuster. After the match, Chavo put a Rey Mysterio mask on Moore and then frog splashed his leg.

* Batista comes out and discusses what The Great Khali did to Ric Flair last week. Khali appears on the Titantron ranting and then crushes a basketball. Batista says basketballs don't fight back and don't hold grudges. Batista promises to take the World title at SummerSlam.

* McMahon and Coachman are discussing that anyone could be Vince's son and that it could be The Great Khali or Batista. Big Dick Johnson shows up dressed like a baby and starts dancing. During the dancing, Vince turned away and Coach started dancing with him.

* Mark Henry defeated unidentified wrestler. After the bout, Henry takes the mic and says he's not scared of the Undertaker. They show Mark Henry attacking the Undertaker when an Undertaker video interupts. It shows Druids in Death Valley with torches digging up a grave. Henry still says he isn't afraid when the lights go out and the gong strikes. Lights on, two druids appear. Lights off again, lights come back on, Druids gone.

* Backstage, Kristal Marshall asks Torrie Wilson and Michelle McCool to be her bridesmaids in her wedding to Teddy Long. Victoria walks in with Kenny Dykstra and agrees to be one, as well. Kristal says she's picked her bridesmaids. Victoria slaps McCool. McCool slaps Kenny after trying to hit Victoria. Teddy Long sets up a match between the two.

* Victoria defeated Michelle McCool after Kenny Dykstra interfered and pulled McCool off the top rope.

* WWE World champion The Great Khali defeated Kane after taking him down with the Claw. Finlay runs in and attacks Kane. Batista makes the save, but gets caught by Khali's claw and is taken out.

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- Batista defeated Domino. Mad support for Batista. His pyro filled the arena during much of the match. Finish was botched b/c Batista didn't sit down on the Batista bomb, pinned Domino, then picked him up and did it the correct way after creating carnage with Deuce's body.

- Chimel introduces former World Champion Rey Mysterio and Chavo comes out dressed as Rey. Starts cutting a great promo (that the audience gave mega heat for) saying how he never wants to get in the ring with Chavo.

- Guerrero defeats Eugene via frogsplash. Chavo took off the Rey mask half way through, and Eugene even hit a three amigos.

- Backstage: Victoria and Kenny Dykstra are playing lovey dovey when Michelle McCool gets in their business telling them to get a room.

- Mark Henry squashes jobber. Druid music hits and one lone druid walks from ringside to the back. Undertaker on the horizon for Unforgiven.

- Victoria w/Kenny Dykstra defeats Torrie Wilson w/Jimmy Wang Yang. Wang Yang must have made his way to the back at some point along with Dykstra. The finish saw Victoria hit the widow's peak for the pin and proceeds to wail away on Torrie after the match.

- Matt Hardy defeats Finlay via count out. Decent longer match, well paced... Hornswoggle appears and momentarily distracts Hardy. Hardy was also very over.

- Kane defeats Sylvan (back on Smackdown!) via chokeslam. As Kane ignites the fire from the four turnbuckles, Finlay storms the ring and lays into Kane with a dozen shillelagh shots.

- Main Event: Khali beats Flair with the same Claw from last week. Wouldn't let go. Batista ran in and attempted a Batista bomb, but Khali reversed and put Batista down as well with the very same claw. Smackdown goes off the air with Khali holding up his title.

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- Teddy Long & Kristal come out to start the show off. Teddy says the wedding date is set for Friday, September 21st and we're all invited. This celebration is soon interrupted by The Great Khali and his manager. Kristal is scared out of the ring and Teddy gets angry over the interruption then makes a World Title match for Summerslam: Khali defending against Batista.

- Kane def. Chris Masters.

- Chuck Palumbo promo video airs.

- Mark Henry def. Nate Dickerson in a squash. Dickerson is a frizzy-haired guy weighing only 175. Henry gets on the mic afterwards and says that no one can beat him and no one will accept a match with him. The reason why? He shows a clip of him beating down The Undertaker a couple months ago.

- Deuce is shown backstage looking for Cherry. She ends up coming out of Batista's locker room. Soon after Flair and Batista walk out with smiles on their faces.

- Rey Mysterio return video airs. It says he will return at Summerslam.

- Arm Wrestling Contest: Matt Hardy def. MVP. MVP gets on the mic and says that he can beat Hardy and he'll get back in the ring right now to prove it. He gets back in the ring and they have a 1-on-1 match. MVP walks out in the middle of the match and Hardy wins via countout.

- Jamie Noble def. Shannon Moore. After the match, Hornswoggle comes out and ends up throwing a pie right in Noble's face.

- Kenny Dykstra vs. Jimmy Wang Yang.

- Batista and Ric Flair def. Deuce and Domino via DQ. Khali comes out toward or after the ending of this match, beats down Flair and then takes off.

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- Batista over Domino with the Batista Bomb. Domino got a lot of offense, interference by Deuce.

- Hornswoggle beat Jamie Noble via count out to retain the Cruiserweight Championship Belt.

- Chavo Guerrero beat Eugene with the Frog Splash.

- Matt Hardy & Ric Flair beat MVP and Chris Masters when Hardy pinned Masters with the Twist of Fate. Afterwards, MVP got on the mic and told Flair and Hardy that he beat both of them, and Hardy challenge him to a match and he would choose the stipulations.

- Shows Kristal, Teddy Long, and Vickie backstage with Ron Simmons, Long asks Simmons to be his best man, Simmons accepts by saying Damn, of course.

- Mark Henry beat some dude, squash. Henry gets on the mic and lets everyone know that no man or beast can beat him.

- Jimmy Yang Wang & Torrie Wilson over Kenny Dykstra and Victoria when Yang pinned Dystrka with an awesome Asai Moonsault.

- Kane beat Dave Taylor with the Choke Slam.

- The Great Khali has a celebration filled with horrible indian dancers. Loud fireworks, Batista interrupts celebration and challenges Khali to a one on one match and takes down Khali.

1. Smackdown opens up with Teddy Long introducing Edge for some major announcement. Edge comes out unusually heartbroken as he is about to surrender his belt due to a torn pectoral announcement. Edge babbles on as he is a true Canadian athlete and shows a video about his storied career. Teddy Long then forces him to surrender and Edge leaves and continues to look back at the belt. Long then announces that there will be a 20 man over the top battle royal to determine a new champion. That champion will defend the title at the GAB.

2. Two veteran WWE Divas lock up next as Victoria and Torrie Wilson go one on one. Some great action as Victoria nails her black widow finisher for the W.

3. The 20 man battle royal which included MVP, Finlay, Major Brothers, Deuce and Domino, Kenny Dyksta, Matt Hardy, Jimmy Wang Yang, Pitbull Noble, Funaki, Dave Taylor, Khali, Mark Henry, Kane, and Batista. Last three men were Batista and Kane who were forcing each other out when The Great Khali hoisted them both out to capture the title.

4. Matt Hardy and Kenny Dystra are next as the two young men hook up with a few good minutes of good action. Both men were in the battle royal earlier and were visibly hurt throughout the match. Matt gets good pops. MVP is shown in his locker room and calls Hardy lucky for his victory and cuts a promo on their match at GAB.

5. Teddy Long announces that Batista and Kane will meet for the #1 contenders match next. As the match between the 2 monsters are in progress, Khali comes in and pummels both men causing a double DQ. Long comes out to confront the new champ to tell him that his defense at the GAB will be a triple threat between him, Kane and Batista as the show ends!