ECW Results News (Page 9)

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1. CM Punk beat Mike Knox. Knox ordered Kelly Kelly from ringside. Knox dominated most of the match with punches and kicks. He hit a couple of back breakers, but Punk took over with slaps, a spinning back fist, a high knee, a uranage and the anaconda vise for the submission.

This win qualified CM Punk for the Elimination Chamber at December to Dismember.

Elijah Burke and Sylvester Terkay announced they are coming to ECW. Paul Heyman came out and announced the tag team main event. He said that next week there would be an open contract for anyone from ECW or WWE who wants to enter the Elimination Chamber. (The Wrestling Post note: this is lame. It's supposed to be an ECW ONLY event.)

2. Daivari beat Little Guido. Daivari dropped Guido on the top rope and raked his face. He hit the DDT for the pin. Great Khali gave Guido the choke slam after the match.

3. Test beat Tommy Dreamer to qualify for the Elimination Chamber. The crowd was into Dreamer. Dreamer clotheslined Test to the floor and hit a neck breaker and sit down power bomb for near falls. Test caught him with a low blow, hit the yakuza kick, and finished Dreamer with the TKO.

4. Rob Van Dam and Hardcore Holly went to a no contest with Big Show and Paul Heyman. Basically, Big Show worked over Rob Van Dam the entire match. He gave Heyman a couple opportunities to slap and taunt RVD. Finally, RVD made the tag to Holly, and Holly immediately turned on RVD. He joined with Show to beat up RVD and gave him the Alabama slam on a chair.

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ECW opens with a video package highlighting the ladder match for a future title shot between Big Show and RVD. Paul Heyman then introduces himself. Heyman explains that RVD did win a contract for a title shot. RVD named December to Dismember as the time and place for that title shot. However, the contract did not name the stipulations of the match. Heyman announces that RVD will still get a shot at the title because he will be one of the participants in an extreme elimination chamber.

Kevin Thorn w/ Ariel vs Sabu
Qualifying match for the elimination chamber match
Thorn quickly takes down Sabu, but Sabu takes the advantage just as quick. Thorn rolls out to the ring apron to get away from Sabu, but Sabu hits a baseball slide that knock Thorn to the outside. After pointing to the sky, Sabu flips himself over the top rope onto Thorn. Sabu puts the boots to Thorn before rolling him back in. Sabu goes for a quick pin for 2. Sabu goes for a spinning move off of the second rope, but Thorn catches him with a sit out power bomb for 2. Thorn throws Sabu shoulder first into the corner for a 2. Thorn locks Sabu into an arm submission.

Sabu battles back. Sabu hits Thorn with a springboard leg lariat followed by a springboard clothesline followed by a springboard back elbow. Sabu goes for the pin and gets 2. Sabu hits a springboard DDT on Thorn. Sabu hits a slingshot summersault leg drop. Sabu locks in the camel clutch for the submission.
Winner: Sabu

Backstage Rebecca is backstage with Sandman. Sandman starts to put himself over as the man to face Umaga at Cyber Sunday before a clown enters the picture and honks his bicycle horn. As the clown walks away, Sandman starts laughing and excuses himself for a moment. Sandman takes the Singapore cane to the clown. Sandman explains that he hates clowns.

Daivari w/ The Great Khali vs Shannon Moore
Daivari walks to the ring speaking a lot of Farsi. Daivari takes an early advantage with a cheap shot. Daivari throws Moore repeatedly into the ring post shoulder first. Daivari works of Moore’s arm and shoulder. Moore and Daivari exchange blows in the middle of the ring. Moore takes down Daivari with a pinning kick. Daivari starts on Moore’s arm again. Daivair holds Moore’s wrist and hits a DDT. Daivari picks up the 3 count. After the match, The Great Khali hits Moore with a power bomb to send a message to the ECW locker room.
Winner: Daivari

ECW Diva Halloween Costume Contest

Kelly Kelly comes out first, followed by Trinity and Ariel. All of them have robes on to start. Trinity goes first. Bikini bottoms with yellow caution tape covering her breast. Ariel is next. She is wearing the same stuff she had on during the Thorn/Sabu match. She explains that it is not a costume; this is the way she dresses every day. Kelly Kelly is dressed like CM Punk with tattoos and everything. Trinity is the winner.

Mike Knox comes out to confront Kelly. Punk comes from behind. Punk hits a series of knees, with one big one knocking Knox over the top rope onto the floor. Kelly is laughing at Knox as Punk tries to figure out what is going on.

RVD and Hardcore Holly vs Test and Big Show
RVD and Test start the match. Test takes the advantage over RVD. Test hits a series of elbows on RVD in the corner. Test charges and RVD, but eats a spinning kick. RVD tags in Holly. Holly unleashes a fury of offense on Test. Holly works over Test for a few minutes and the tags RVD. RVD continues the assault on Test. Test gets a second wind and throws RVD face first into Big Show’s boot. Test runs at RVD, but RVD pull down the top rope and Test flip over onto the ring apron.

A series of kicks later, Test is on the floor. Test tries to come back in, but RVD catches him. RVD charges at Test, but gets hit with a right. Test hits Holly with a right. Test is distracted with Holly, allowing RVD to hit a cross body. Both men fall to the outside. It is time for the final commercial break. Back on the inside, RVD continues to work over Test. Test hits a big clothesline that folds RVD in half. Test works over RVD with kicks, chokes, and elbows. RVD hits a windmill kick. RVD gets a tag to Holly. Test quickly tags in Big Show. Holly goes after Big Show’s legs before Big Show hits a huge clothesline. Big Show works on Holly in the corner with chest slaps. Big Show stands on Holly. Test gets in a cheap shot wile Big Show distracts the ref. Holly tries to come back with some chops, but takes a big boot to the face. Big Show hits an elbow drop for a 2 count.

Later, RVD comes off the top with a kick to Big Show’s face. Show goes to the outside. RVD follows. Big Show tries to javelin RVD into the ring post, but RVD slides out and Big Show tastes the steel. RVD is measuring Big Show on the outside when someone in a monkey suit hits RVD with a pipe in the back of the head (looked more like his back, but they were calling it as a head shot). Big Show throws RVD back in the ring. Big Show hits a choke slam as the ref rejoins the match. Big Show gets the pin fall. The monkey man raises Test and Big Show’s hand in victory and the removes his mask. It is Paul Heyman. Heyman beats his monkey chest as the show comes to a close.
Winner: Test and Big Show

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ECW starts with a RVD video package highlighting the match up with Big Show from last week. After the bodies hit the floor, RVD makes his way to the ring. Van Damn talks about how he defeated Big Show, the unstoppable champ, giant, etc. RVD asks when he will get his title shot.

Paul Heyman and his security force make their way down to the ring. He has a contract for an ECW title match. Heyman says he is a man of his word, and RVD will get his title shot if he can retrieve the contract in a ladder match against Big Show. If Big Show retrieves the title, he reserves the right to tear up the contract. Heyman says that the match may get a little extreme. This prompts security to jump RVD. RVD overcomes the security team and clears the ring.

CM Punk vs Matt Striker
CM Punk starts with a big double leg take down. After a little back and forth, Punk locks in an arm bar that is reversed into a hammerlock. Punk and Striker repeatedly reverse each others hammerlocks, until Striker gets to the ropes. Punk hits a couple knees to Striker’s face. Striker starts a comeback, throwing Punk shoulder first into the ring post. Striker locks in an arm bar and lies across the back of Punk. Punk battles back with some clotheslines. Punk hits Striker with a running knee and follows it with a bulldog takedown.

Punk goes to the top and hits a flying forearm. Punk connects with a jujitsu combo and sets up for the Rock Bottom. Mike Knox attacks Punk from behind and the ref calls for the bell. Knox hits a series of rights. Knox goes for a big boot, but Punk dodges it. Knox runs to the back before Punk can get in any offense.
Winner: CM Punk

A video package is shown of Hardcore Holly’s table incident and all that has followed to set up his match with Test tonight. Back from commercial, a video package highlighting RVD winning the money in the bank ladder match at Wrestlemania.

Test vs Hardcore Holly
After some action and a commercial break, Test repeatedly slams Holly’s back into the ring post. Test goes for a pin fall, but only gets 2. Test locks in another bear hug, and slams Holly’s back into the turnbuckle with it locked in. Holly manages to break out, and takes Test down with a clothesline. Holly knocks Test down with a series of elbows and clothesline. Holly goes to the top rope and takes down Test for 2. Test hits a power slam for 2.

Test goes to the top, but Holly hits the ropes, crotching Test in the corner. Holly goes to the second rope and hits a leg drop for 2. Test goes for a pump handle slam, but Holly slide out and sets up for Alabama slam. Test grabs the ropes, and Holly kicks him in the chest. Test goes for a big boot, but Holly blocks it. Test throws Holly into the ring post shoulder first. Test rolls up Holly with a handful of trunks to pick up the win.
Winner: Test

After the match, Test grabs a chair and hits Holly three times across the back. After the break, Rebecca is backstage with Sandman. Sandman campaigns for your vote for the Umaga match at Cyber Sunday.

Rob Van Dam vs Big Show
RVD immediately goes outside and grabs a ladder. Big Show kicks the ladder out before RVD gets back in the ring. RVD takes an early advantage on Big Show, trying to keep him grounded. RVD tries to set up a ladder, but Big Show attacks him from behind. Big Show chops RVD in the corner. Big Show lays a ladder in the corner and whips RVD into it. RVD rolls to the outside. Big Show picks up the ladder and tries to knock down the contract. RVD hits Big Show in the gut and follows with a head shot with another ladder. RVD does a Van Daminator with a ladder instead of a chair. RVD lays a ladder across Big Show and hits Rolling Thunder. RVD starts to climb the ladder, but Big Show tips the ladder over. RVD lands neck first on the ropes. Big Show lays the ladder back in the corner and throws RVD into it.

Big Show put the ladder on RVD and then stands on him. Big Show throws RVD into the ladder again. RVD tries to mount an offensive, but Big Show tackles him. Big Show slams RVD onto a ladder. Big Show hits RVD with a choke slam. Big Show starts to climb the ladder. RVD runs up the other side of the ladder and launches himself onto Big Show. Big Show is falling backwards and about to drop RVD to the outside, but RVD hooks his legs and throws Big Show over the top. RVD quickly climbs the ladder and retrieves the contract.
Winner: Rob Van Dam

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Sandman vs Matt Striker: Singapore cane on a pole match
- Sandman goes to the pole, but Striker stops him. The two battle on the turnbuckle. Striker flips Sandman over his back and retrieves the cane. Striker gets in a couple of cane shots before Sandman gets it. Sandman smacks Striker in the head and busts him open. Sandman gets in one more shot before Striker retreats to the back. Striker gets counted out. Sandman is either doing a good job selling the leg or he is hurt.
Winner: Sandman

CM Punk vs Rene Dupree
- Dupree goes for an early slap, and then gets into the ropes for protection. Dupree slingshots Punk on the top rope. Dupree takes the early advantage. Dupree dominates Punk with kick, punches and elbows. Dupree hits a series of body slams on Punk. Punk battles back with some rights followed by a lariat. Punk hits his jiu-jitsu combo, a Rock Bottom, and the locks on the anaconda vice. Dupree taps out
Winner: CM Punk

After the match, Mike Knox rushes the ring. CM Punk hits him with a quick right. Knox slowly walks to the back while Punk is screaming at him to get in the ring.

After commercials and a Brian Pillman DVD promo, Test is walking to the ring. Test talks about Hardcore Holly getting sliced open by a table a few weeks ago, then how he attacked him the next week. Test tells us that when Holly comes back next week that Test will make an example of him because his ruthlessness knows no bounds.

Test vs Balls Mahoney
- Test has balls in an arm lock. Balls starts to battle back. Test grabs Balls’ arm and does a stunner like move while holding the arm. Test continues to dominate. Balls comes back with clotheslines. Balls starts his punch combo, but test puts a finger in Balls’ eye. Balls hits a sit out power bomb for 2. Test hits the big boot followed by his spinning neck breaker for the win.
Winner: Test

After the commercial break and Cyber Sunday promo, Shannon Moore is in the ring.

Sabu vs Shannon Moore
- Sabu takes the early advantage and goes for the camel clutch. Moore gets to the ropes. Moore tries to get in some offense, but Sabu stops him with a second rope leg lariat. Moore goes to the outside. Sabu flips out of the ring onto Moore on the outside. Back inside, Sabu goes for a quick pin, but they are under the ropes. Moore hits a second rope moonsault for 2. Moore puts Sabu in an arm bar. Moore goes to the top turnbuckle to try a corkscrew moonsault and misses. Sabu goes to the ring apron and flip himself into a leg drop to get the 3.
Winner: Sabu

Big Show vs Rob Van Dam
- Big Show gets in the first punch before RVD unleashes a flurry of offense. Big Show stops him with a big boot. RVD slides to the ring apron. RVD slingshots Big Show and the goes to the turnbuckle. RVD hits Big Show with a 270 degree dive, but only get 2. RVD immediately goes back on the offensive. RVD looks like he is trying for a suplex, but Big Show picks him up and drops him on the ropes. RVD falls to the floor as we got to the last commercial break. Big Show drops a series of elbows on RVD and gets a 2 count.

RVD kicks Big Show in the face from the turnbuckle to knock him down. RVD hits the rolling thunder for 2. Big Show spears RVD. Big Show and RVD go back forth and eventually crush the ref in the corner. Big Show goes for the choke slam, but RVD counters into a DDT. RVD goes to the top for the frog splash, but from out of nowhere, Test pushes him off into the ring. Test stomps away at RVD. Test goes outside to get a chair.

While showboating to the fans, Hardcore Holly sneaks up on him and grabs the chair. Holly lays out Test with the chair. Big Show reaches out of the ring to grab Holly, but gets a chair to the face. RVD hits the 5 Star Frog Splash to pick up the win.
Winner: RVD

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Backstage, Balls Mahoney introduces us to the divas who will be participating in Extreme Strip Poker. Balls, our dealer, explains the rules: highest card wins and the lowest card holder must take something off. In the first round Ashley gets the lowest card and takes off her tank top.

CM Punk vs. Renee Dupree
- Both men exchange holds and Punk hits a dropkick. Backstage, Kelly Kelly is taking off her heels. Punk continues with another drop kick and right hands. Back body drop by Punk. Dupree is in the corner and Punk charges him. Dupree tosses Punk over his head, but Punk holds on and lands on the apron. Dupree follows with a drop kick which sends Punk off the apron and into the side of the announce tables. Backstage, Trinity takes off her top. Punk fights out of a sleeper and kicks Dupree, hits some right hand sand nails a leg lariat. Knee to the face by Punk and a bulldog. Punk jumps off the top rope, but Dupree ducks him. Punk stays on him with a power slam and then locks on the Anaconda Vice for the win.

Backstage, Maria and Candice tie with their next card so both must take something off. Maria takes off her stalkings and Candice takes off her skirt. The next hand is dealer's choice. Kristal gets the lowest card, so Balls gets to choose what she takes off. Balls chooses her skirt and Kristal takes it off. Afterwards, Ashley smacks her ass.

Kevin Thorn versus Tommy Dreamer
- Shoulder to the gut by Dreamer in the corner. Right hands and then kicks followed by two Irish whips. Dreamer charges Thorn, but Thorn moves and Dreamer slams his shoulder into the ring post. Backstage, Ashley takes off her heels. Thorn capitalizes by wrenching Dreamer’s body against the ring post. Dreamer focuses on Thorn’s shoulder with more wrenching. Backstage, Candice Michelle takes off her top. Knees to the gut by Thorn, a scoop slam, but he misses the standing head butt.

Boot to the face by Dreamer, right hands, a suplex and a spinebuster. Ariel tries hand Thorn the cane, but Dreamer grabs it. This distraction allows Thorn to hit Dreamer with a sit down powerbomb…One…Two…Shoulder up! Dreamer snaps Thorn’s back over the top rope and follows with the DDT. Cover by Dreamer…One…Two…Three! Winner, Tommy Dreamer.

When we come back, Trinity tells Candice how hot she thinks John Cena is. Candice agrees because now he’s a movie star. Trinity also thinks Batista is hot. Maria says he loves ponies and everyone starts laughing at her. Kristal asks Kelly what’s up with her and CM Punk. Before Kelly can answer, Balls cuts them off and deals the next hand. Kelly gets the lower card and takes off her top, bottoms and bra.

RVD, Sandman and Sabu vs. Test, Striker and Big Show
- Backstage, Trinity takes off her skirt. Thumb to the eye by Sandman and he tags Sabu. Sabu punches Show several times, but Test nails him from behind. Forearm by Show and a tag to Test. More right hands by Sabu and a knee to the gut by Test. Sabu jumps off the middle rope, but Test is ready for him as he clotheslines Sabu in mid air. Test can’t get the pin so he tags Striker. Forearms to the back by Striker, a thumb to the eye and a neckbreaker. Striker then gets a running start and kicks Sabu in the face.

Sabu falls over the bottom rope and onto the floor. Show distracts the ref which allows Test to slam Sabu into the ring post several times. RVD comes to the rescue and Sabu is thrown back in. Striker stays on Sabu and then tags Show. Show lifts Sabu by the throat and throws him down. Bear hug by Test, but Sabu breaks it with chops to the neck. Sabu bounces off the ropes and it met with a clothesline. Tag to Striker. Striker jumps off the middle rope, but Sabu hits him with a back hook kick and a Inzuguri. Tag to RVD and he cleans house with Striker. Side kick by RVD, a monkey flip and a running leg lariat in the corner. Side kick by RVD and he goes for the Five Star Frog Splash. But Test runs in.

RVD jumps over Test and nails him with a kick. RVD gets on his knees and Sabu jumps off and nails him with a leg lariat. Sandman runs in and clotheslines Test to the outside. Sabu drop kicks Show off the apron and RVD tags in RVD. RVD exits the ring by splashing Test on the floor by jumping off the top rope. Sandman comes in and climbs the top rope. He hits the Rolling Rock (Senton Bomb) and then covers Striker. Winners, RVD, Sandman & Sabu.

Backstage, Candice Michelle takes off her bra. But she stops and wonders why everyone has aces and she has a 2. Balls says he just deals the cards. Maria wonders if Candice has something to hide and Candice accuses her of cheating. Maria denies it and Candice rips off her bra. Maria then rips off Candice’s bra. Maria tries to crawl under the table, but Candice grabs her panties and rips them off.

Candice holds the panties in her hand and celebrates. But from under the table, Maria grabs Candice’s panties and rips them off. Both the women are now naked (everything blurred out) and rolling on the floor in a struggle. All the divas try to break up the two women as Balls slams his fists on the table chanting “ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!”

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Backstage, Paul Heyman is watching a TV monitor along with Hardcore Holly. Holly is silent as Heyman watches footage from ECW last week where Holly took a huge bump through a table along with Rob Van Dam, a bump that caused a massive cut on his back requiring 24 stitches. Heyman mentioned how Holly almost died recently because of a staph infection and was put out for a year because of it.

He gave Holly credit for finishing his match against RVD for another 15 minutes after taking the big table bump. Holly told Heyman he came to ECW to wrestle and not hear him brag about how tough he is. He demanded RVD in the ring tonight. Heyman said he couldn't take the risk of having Holly compete in the ring again since he is still in stitches from last week. He added that he also can't have Holly suing Heyman if something goes wrong. Holly denies he would, but Heyman says everyone says that but would still sue.

Holly grabs Heyman, pushing him down into a locker area and demands RVD. Holly then gets smacked over the back with a steel chair and we see Test was the one who did it. Heyman smiles and announces that it will be Test facing RVD tonight in an Extreme Rules Match. We then see a shot of Holly grabbing his back in pain.

- ECW Champion Big Show & Matt Striker defeated The Sandman & Sabu. Striker ended up working a majority of the match with Sandman and Sabu. Some good action with Sabu which saw Striker hit a running knee to the face in the corner. Sandman even hit a huricanranna from the top on Striker as well. The finish saw Sandman attempt a Russian Leg Sweep on Striker, but Big Show came in and held Striker by the arm so Sandman would fly back without Striker.

Big Show then splashed Sandman, rolled out and Striker covered Sandman for the pinfall. After the match, Big Show and Striker headed to the back smiling with Striker yelling out it was all his idea.

- Backstage, Kelly Kelly and Trinity plugged the "Extreme Strip Poker" next week involving Divas from ECW, RAW and Smackdown. Trinity showed off her chest adding that no one can beat a full house, while Kelly opened up her top to reveal two cards barely covering her breasts.

- Kevin Thorn w/ Ariel defeated Tommy Dreamer. Lots of solid back and forth action between the two. Dreamer looked very impressive in the match. The finish saw Dreamer hit a DDT and cover Thorn, but Thorn had his arm under the bottom rope. Ariel then threw in Thorn's walking stick and he hit Dreamer with it while the referee wasn't looking. Thorn then covered Dreamer for the win. After the match, Thorn rolled out and Ariel jumped on him. Ariel, still holding onto Thorn, leaned backwards on the announcers table bothering Joey Styles again. Tazz laughed.

- Clips from "The Marine" starring John Cena is shown.

- A clip of Maria at RAW is shown. She also plugs the "Extreme Strip Poker" next week, along with Candice Michelle. Maria said she has been asking for help for next week since she has never played poker. She says the wrestlers have been giving her tips on how to play.

- CM Punk defeated Danny Doring. Very quick match that saw Punk hit a double underhook backbreaker and then go into his combination of slaps and kicks. This went into Punk hitting his modified Rock Bottom into an Anaconda Vice with Doring tapping out to give Punk another submission victory.

After the match, we hear Kelly Kelly on the mic. She is on a stage and congratulates Punk on his victory. Kelly tells Punk that this is for him. Kelly's music starts up and she starts to dance when Mike Knox comes up and stops her. Knox gets on the mic and says he is sick and tired of Punk going after his woman. Punk gets on the mic in the ring and says he isn't going after her, she is going after him.

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ECW opens up with an introduction Oklahoma’s own Jim Ross. But Matt Striker quickly interrupts and says its obvious that J.R. isn’t educated. Striker runs down J.R. for being blue collar and enjoying alcoholic beverages.

Sandman comes down to the ring. Striker pleads J.R. to help him against the Sandman. J.R. tells him he is on his own. Sandman with a cane shot to Striker. Sandman hands J.R. the Singapore cane. Sandman holds Striker so J.R. can hit him in the back. After a cane shot, Striker rolls out of the ring and heads to the back. Sandman gives J.R. a beer. Before opening the beer, J.R. wants to toast the next ECW champion: the Sandman.

Rob Van Dam vs Hardcore Holly
- Holly takes the early advantage. They go outside and fight some more. RVD lays Holly across the security rail and hits a spinning leg drop on Holly. RVD pulls a table out from under the ring. Holly smashes RVD’s face into the ring steps. Holly whips RVD into the ring post. Back in the ring, Holly gets a 2 count. Holly continues beating on RVD. Every time RVD starts to build momentum, Holly stops him. Holly on the ring apron tries to suplex RVD through the table on the outside. RVD counter, but Holly counters that and both men crash through the table. Holly has a nasty gash in his back from the table. With RVD back in the ring, Holly grabs and sets up a chair in the ring. He tries to suplex RVD onto the chair, but RVD counters and suplexes Holly onto the chair. The gash in Holly’s back is bleeding badly. RVD skateboards the chair into Holly’s face.

RVD puts the chair on Holly and hit Rolling Thunder for 2. RVD tries for a monkey flip onto the chair, but Holly slams RVD on the chair for 2. RVD lays a chair and Holly and goes up for the frog splash. As RVD was soaring in the air, Holly throws the chair straight up into RVD’s face. Holly goes for the Alabama Slam, RVD slides out. Holly grabs the chair, but as he turns to use it, RVD kick the chair into his head. RVD goes up for the 5 Star Frog Splash and this match is over.
Winner: Rob Van Dam

CM Punk starts his straight edge talk backstage. Kelly Kelly comes up to him and talks about the extreme strip poker match in a couple weeks. She wants Punk to help her play strip poker. Mike Knox separates them. Knox asks Punk if he has his own woman. Punk tells Knox that he does, and that Knox needs to spend more time worrying about Kelly. Knox tells Punk that he is lucky that he has to straighten Kelly out, but when he is done he is coming for Punk. Punk says he will be waiting.

Extreme Cat Fight: Ariel vs Francine
- Francine dominates Ariel. Kevin Thorn pulls Francine off of Ariel. Ariel gets in some cheap shots before Balls Mahoney hits the ring. Mahoney with a chair shot to Thorn. Thorn pulls Ariel to the back as Mahoney yells that this isn’t over.

ECW World Title: Sandman vs Big Show
- The match is underway as we come back from commercials. Sandman is beating the hell out of Big Show with the Singapore cane. Sandman goes for a cover, but Big Show throws him off. Big Show has head butts and rights for the Sandman. Big Show slowly and methodically beats on Sandman. Big Show goes for the choke slam, but Sandman counters into a DDT. Sandman gets the cane and cracks Big Show in the head from the top rope. Sandman tries for a cover but gets 2.

Matt Striker comes to ringside and confiscates Sandman’s cane. The distraction allows Big Show to get the advantage again. Big Show hits his submission backbreaker and follows with the Showstopper Leg Drop for the win. Big Show keeps repeating nobody can beat me all the way to the back.
Winner: Big Show

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The show starts with the arrival of King Booker. Paul Heyman welcomes him and promises to introduce him to the ECW roster.

Match 1: Sabu/Sandman/Dreamer vs. Test/Mike Knox/Striker
- Dreamer and Knox start the match. After a little back and forth exchange, Knox makes an early tag to Striker. Striker tags Knox back in. Knox gets a neck breaker from Dreamer. Dreamer knocks Knox over the top rope to the outside. Test drives Dreamer into the ring post. Striker knocks sandman off the ring apron into the security rail. Sandman has to be taken to the back. It is time for a commercial break. Back in the ring, Knox has Dreamer in a headlock. Knox tags in Test. Test works over Dreamer in the corner. Test stands on Dreamer's head. Test whips Dreamer into the opposite corner and follows with a clothesline. Test tags in Striker. Striker puts Dreamer in a headlock.

Dreamer rolls to the corner. Test and Knox double up on Dreamer while Striker distracts the ref. Striker hits Dreamer with a neck breaker for a 2 count. Test gets the tag from Striker. Test targets Dreamers back with kicks. Knox tagged in. Bear hug on dreamer from Knox. Dreamer fights out. Knox power slams on dreamer for 2. Knox goes up top and misses a leg drop. Dreamer hits an inverted DDT. Dreamer makes the tag to Sabu. Sabu takes down everyone. Sabu hits a slingshot leg drop on Knox. Dreamer hits a DDT on Knox. Sabu lands a leg drop on Knox off of Dreamers back. Striker breaks the count. Sabu puts Striker in the camel clutch. Test clotheslines Sabu to break the hold. Sabu goes to the top rope, but Test pushes the ref into the ropes, causing Sabu to split his boys. Ref calls for the bell. Test hits Sabu with the big boot. Test gives Dreamer a neck breaker. Knox lands a leg drop on Sabu. Test, Knox, and Striker start a 3 on 2 beat down. Sandman hobbles back to the ring. Kendo stick shots on Knox and Test. Striker runs like hell.
Winners by DQ: Sabu, Sandman, and Dreamer

Backstage, Heyman is introducing King Booker and Sharmell to Stevie Richards and Christopher W. Anderson. They then meet Balls Mahoney. Balls explains everything he does is balls to the wall, therefore the name. Sharmell acts disgusted, prompting King Booker to ask Heyman what kind of outfit this is. Heyman promises it is all uphill from there.

Match 2: Kevin Thorn w/ Ariel vs Balls Mahoney w/ Francine
- Match starts with Thorn taking an early advantage. Thorn throws Balls to the outside. Balls slams Thorn’s head on the ring apron. Back inside, Balls mounts Thorn in the corner. Thorn slides out and flips Balls upside down. Balls with a reverse cradle slam for 2. Balls hits the punch combo. Balls hits Thorn with a spine buster for 2. Ariel trips Balls which prompts Ariel and Francine to start a cat fight. Balls climbs the turnbuckle telling them to stop. Thorn hits a crucifix slam on Balls from the top and pick up the win. Thorn pulls Ariel to the back.
Winner: Kevin Thorn

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Paul Heyman comes to the ring. Everyone in attendance is a part of history as the ECW flag flies in Madison Square Garden. Heyman feels he has someone to thank for this accomplishment: himself. He is the one responsible for ECW going from the bingo hall to the garden. Screw the fans, they are the reason ECW went bankrupt years ago.

Sabu comes down to the ring. Sabu makes it past security and tackles Heyman. Heyman’s security force jumps in the ring. Security guy #1 eats a chair, Security guy #2 is hit with the Arabian Face Buster. Heyman recalls his troops. Heyman says Sabu will pay because tonight it’s the Big Show versus Sabu … Extreme Rules. Sabu points to the sky as we go to commercials.

Match 1: RVD vs Hardcore Holly
- RVD gets the early advantage with kicks. Holly flips him outside the ring. Holly slingshots onto RVD on the outside. RVD hits a moonsault off the security railing. Back inside, Holly goes for a pin and doesn’t get 2. Holly chokes RVD on the ropes. Holly dropkick for 2. RVD makes a comeback. RVD lands a whirlwind kick. RVD hits the Rolling Thunder for 2. RVD monkey flips Holly. RVD goes up top, but holly hits the ropes. Holly tries for superplex. RVD blocks it, knocking Holly down. RVD is in position for the 5 Star Frog Splash.

Stevie Richards, Mike Knox and Test rush the ring. 4 on 1 beat down. Tommy Dreamer and Sandman make the save. Kendo stick shots for all from the Sandman. RVD nails the 5 Star Frog Splash on Richards. Sandman, Dreamer, and RVD celebrate with beers in the ring.
Winner by DQ: Rob Van Dam

Match 2: CM Punk vs Shannon Moore
- Moore slaps Punk. Moore takes the early advantage. CM Punk counters a tornado DDT with his modified tarantula. Punk hits a running knee and turns it into a bulldog on Moore. Punk hits a Jiu-jitsu combo on Moore. Punk puts Moore in the Anaconda Vice. Moore taps out.
Winner: CM Punk

CM Punk is backstage with Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke. Kelly Kelly tells Punk that she is a fan of his and an exhibitionist. Kelly wants to go out for a wild night at the clubs, but she is only 19. She suggests that the stay in. Mike Knox grabs Kelly by the arm and takes her away.

Kevin Thorn and Ariel make their way to ringside.

Match 3: Rene Dupree vs Balls Mahoney
- Dupree jumps Balls as he gets in the ring. Balls goes for his punching combo, but Dupree moves out of the way. Dupree keeps the advantage. Dupree does the French tickler. Elbow drops and knee drops on Balls. Balls battles back, hits a spinebuster on Dupree. Balls hits the punch combo. Balls and Dupree knocked to the outside. Thorn tries to attack Balls from behind, but gets a fist to the jaw. Balls grabs a chair. The ref grabs it and Dupree takes it from the ref. While the ref is distracted, Thorn dropkicks Balls off the apron into the ring steps. Balls hit hard. Back inside, Dupree covers him for the 3 count.
Winner: Rene Dupree

Matt Striker is backstage. He has been teaching the Sandman very valuable lessons. But tonight, he is concerned about our consumption of giggle water while enjoying the Sandman beat people up. He noticed that Sandman corralled some of his buddies for more violence. A man is judged by the company he keeps. Drink beer with the Sandman or go to class and learn with Striker.

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Match 1: Sabu and Rob Van Dam vs Test and Mike Knox w/ Kelly Kelly

- The extreme rules tag match begins with Sabu and Knox. Back and forth action with Knox gaining a slight advantage over Sabu. Sabu tags in RVD. Knox works over RVD while Sabu sets up a table on the outside. Test and Knox double team RVD in the corner while Sabu hunts for chairs under the ring. Test gets the tag and continues to work RVD over. RVD fights back, whipping Test into the corner. RVD hits the running leg lariat but falls over the top rope. RVD and Sabu hit a rolling thunder leg drop combo on Knox. Test breaks up the count. Knox and Sabu battle on the outside. RVD dives and takes out Knox. Sabu and Test on the inside.

Test starts to military press Sabu, but RVD comes of the turnbuckle with a boot to Test’s face. RVD, Test, and Knox go back and forth on the ring apron. Sabu dives and all four go through the table. Back from commercials, Sabu and Test are on the inside. Sabu sets up the chair for his triple jump moonsault, but Test grabs his leg and Sabu crashes into the chair. Test only gets a 2 count. Test throws Sabu outside, and turns around to get a chair to the face from RVD. RVD skateboards the chair into Test. RVD goes up for the frog splash.

Knox catches him with a chair shot. Knox superplexes RVD. Sabu hits a facebuster on Knox. Sabu puts Knox into the camel clutch and holds a chair in front of Knox. RVD kicks it into Knox’s face. Test breaks up the pin. Sabu launches himself into Test in the corner. Test falls onto a chair. Triple jump moonsault for 2. Sabu and RVD set up a table in the ring. Knox eats a chair from Sabu, and RVD throws one at Test. Knox is laid out on the table. Sabu and RVD go for legdrops onto Knox from opposite corners. It looked like Sabu missed, but RVD crashes Knox through the table for the win.
Winners: RVD and Sabu

Back from commercials, Kevin Thorn and Ariel are playing poker. No, wait, those are tarot cards. They like what the cards hold for them tonight, because it’s sexual.

Matt Striker is in the ring. Brains will always win over brawn. Striker takes a shot at the Little League World Champs. Claims we will never see him swimming with sting rays. Striker goes on and on. The Sandman’s music hits. Striker stands on top of his desks and taunts Sandman to come into the ring. Sandman slides into the ring and Striker runs like hell. Sandman writes sux under Striker’s name on the chalkboard and trashes the set.

Back to the show, Kevin Thorn and Ariel make their way down to ringside. Ariel climbs onto the announce table and rides Joey Styles. Styles screams about the girl with fangs about to bite him. Thorn and Ariel sit at ringside for the next match.

Match 2: Balls Mahoney vs Stevie Richards

- Richards takes the early advantage. Richards with a neckbreaker for 2. Stevie Richards hits an X-factor for 2. Balls fights back with a reverse cradle suplex for 2. Balls goes for his punch combo. Kevin Thorn interferes. Ariel distracts the ref. Camera angle had refs back to camera with Ariel bouncy on the ropes. Interesting visual effect. Missed the finish, but the interference allowed Richards to get the win
Winner: Stevie Richards

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