Wrestlemania 23 Hype: ECW Results, 3-27-07
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Rob Van Dam v. Elijah Burke
The match starts with both men locking up, couple reversals, RVD with a lateral press, one count. They lock up again, Burke with a side headlock on RVD, flips him over, RVD reverses into a head scissors. Burke flips back into a bridge, two count. RVD into the corner, couple of punches, Burke with a rising knee to RVD's gut. Burke slams RVD down, elbow drop. Two count. RVD into the other corner, Burke runs in, elbow. Burke with a kick to RVD's midsection, RVD into the ropes, Burke bends down and RVD rolls over his back. Side kick to Burke's back. Burke into the ropes, up and over. Burke sat on the ropes, punches delivered. RVD up top, jumping side kick to Burke's chin causing him to fall to the outside. RVD off the opposite ropes, somersault over the top landing on Burke.
Back in the ring, Burke has RVD in a chin lock. RVD back up, elbows to Burke's gut, leg sweep. Rolling Thunder...no! Burke gets his knees up. Burke drops with a fist to RVD's jaw, multiple punches to the back of RVD's skull. Back up, vertical suplex into a belly to back suplex. Two count. Rest hold with Burke pulling on RVD's arms. RVD stands, back kick. Heel clip by Burke. Burke puts RVD in a version of the Texas Cloverleaf. RVD gets to the ropes. Burke rolls him over, two count. Standing up, RVD into the corner, drops to the ground. Burke runs into the corner, uses the top ropes as leverage, elbow drop. Two count. Burke continues to work RVD's kidneys. Another chin lock (AKA Rest hold). Standing, Burke continues to work RVD's kidneys. Burke against the ropes, RVD into the opposite side, Burke with a boot. He flips to the outside of the apron and climbs the top turnbuckle, as he comes down with an elbow, RVD gets a jumping spin kick. Clothesline to Burke, again. Stiff kick to Burke's head, off the ropes, spinning heel kick. Two count. Thai kick to Burke's thigh, spike to his head. RVD into the corner, Elijah Express misses. RVD up top, FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH, 1-2-3!
In the back we see the Hardyz talking to CM Punk. Edge quickly enters. Edge tells them last night on RAW was the biggest Cutting Edge ever. He knows none of them want to team up with one another, but it's in everyone's best interest if they work together. Punk asks him why they should listen to him. He won the first Money In The Back. The other team's egos are too big, they can't work together. If they can work together, they can take a couple of the other guys out. They don't have to like him to listen to him.
Snitsky v. Balls Mahoney
Balls awaits Snitsky's entrance in the ring. Snitsky rushes in and knocks Balls Mahoney outside. Balls mounts an offense with three punches before Snitsky slams Balls into the post on the outside. Balls on the apron, Snitsky with a rising boot. Back inside, catapult sending Balls' throat into the bottom rope. Balls up, big boot. 1-2-3.
Tazz and Styles discuss the events on WWE RAW last night. A video package is shown of the "match." Vince and Lashley face to face, next!
Kennedy and Randy Orton are talking backstage, Finlay comes up. Finlay says they're all partners tonight. Booker shows up. Kennedy and Orton walk away. Booker asks what's going on. Finlay says they were saying some bad stuff about Booker. Booker never trusted those two, but he's always trusted Finlay. Tonight, they should watch each other's back. Finlay says it's a good idea, except, Booker can't trust him either.
On the Titan Tron, Vince is in Stamford, Lashley is in Grand Rapids. Vince says he'll feel much better after Wrestlemania 23. He's been 'partying down' and having a celebration after last night. He said it wasn't difficult pinning Bobby 1-2-3 last night. He's a great athlete, but he was against someone of Vince's physical prowess, and he should be glad he didn't take off his shirt. Because then Vince would have shown him what a real man looked like. Vince then proceeded to stroke his own ego for a minute or so. He can't wait to see Umaga come down off the rope and 'splat' on Bobby, and watch him let everyone down. After Wrestlemania, Vincent Kennedy McMahon will still have his hair, and Bobby Lashley will be an irritant. His future is bleak. Bobby needs to be happy Vince isn't there tonight, or he'd have to beat the hell out of him. Lashley tells Vince to listen to him, and calls him an old bastard. After Wrestlemania he'll be one bald headed son-of-a-bitch.
Mr. Kennedy, Randy Orton, Booker, Finlay v. Matt & Jeff Hardy, CM Punk, Edge
Matt Hardy sends a boot to Kennedy. Lock up, side slam on Kennedy. Two count. Matt into the corner, tag to Jeff. Double team on Kennedy. Cover, two count. Tag to Orton, Orton with boots to Jeff. European uppercut to Jeff in the corner, punches to the top of Jeff's head. Orton swings at Jeff. Jeff up top, Whisper In The Wind. Two count. Tag back to Matt. Up top, leg drop. Two count. Tag to Punk. Punk up top, double fist to Orton. German suplex, two count. Kennedy breaks it up. Tag to Finlay, all four men team up on Punk in the corner. Finlay with two European uppercuts into a clothesline. Finlay off the ropes, drops down onto Punk. Two count. Scoop slam on Punk, tag to Booker. Booker with boots to Punk. Booker and Punk trade right hands. Booker sending Punk into the ropes, elbow. Finlay back in, sleeper hold on Punk. Standing up, Punk delivers elbows to Finlay's gut, another elbow to Punk's chin, back into the sleeper hold. Tag to Orton, double team on Punk.
Punk mounts an offense with multiple Thai kicks, European uppercut, another. Orton clotheslines Punk down, jumping knee to Punk's skull. Two count. Tag to Booker. Boots put to Punk. Rest hold in the middle of the ring, Booker putting Punk in a standing inverted chin lock. Kick to Punk, Punk into the corner, reversal, Booker into the other corner, rising knee to Booker in the corner. Bulldog! Punk tags in Edge. Edge looks reluctant to get in the ring, then gets in and sets Booker up for the spear. Quick tag back to Punk. Edge walks back up the ramp, Booker blind sides Punk and delivers multiple knees. Reversal by Punk, shin kick to Booker's skull. All men into the ring, minus Edge. Orton and Jeff to the outside. Punk into the ropes, Finlay with the shillelagh, Booker with the scissors kick. 1-2-3. Winners: Kennedy, Orton, Finlay, Booker.
Post-match, all four men begin brawling in the ring. The Hardyz come in with a ladder and knock down Finlay. Then Kennedy, then Booker, then Orton. Then they throw the ladder at Kennedy. Double slingshot sending Orton into the ladder that is pancaking Kennedy in the corner. Ladder into Finlay once more, busting him open. The Hardyz get the bigger ladder and climb up opposite sides. They both have their hands on the briefcase, holding it high as ECW goes off the air.

Holly continued to put the heavy lumber to Punkâs head, clubbing away in the corner before whipping him to the opposite buckles. Punk got a foot up on the charge and hit some lariats before hitting a knee to the face for a two count. Punk hit his stiff knee in the corner before looking for his usual bulldog. Holy fought out and went for the Alabama Slam, but Punk held on only for Holly to boot him in he junk.
Dreamer took a beating in the corner from Striker and Burke before fighting back. Dreamer eliminated Striker when Striker missed a follow up after an Irish whip. Burke hit his knee to the back before Burke hit a beautiful looking standing drop kick on the top buckle, nearly knocking Dreamer to the floor.
CM Punk vs Johnny Nitro: Money in the Bank Qualifying Match
Holly grabs Lashley by the neck and jumps off of the apron, causing Lashleyâs neck to be snapped on the top rope. Holly on the outside pulls Lashley crotch first into the ring post to go to commercials. Back from the break, Holly is setting up a chair in the ring. Holly drops Lashley throat first onto the chair two times before stand on his throat. Holly lays the chair flat. A groggy Lashley tries to pick up the chair, but Holly kicks it back into his face. Holly wedges the chair in the corner. Lashley catches Holly and throws him face first into the chair. Lashley regains control of the match, hitting Holly with a splash and spear in the corner. Lashley follows with a six second delay suplex. Lashley hits Holly with his torture rack backbreaker for 2. Lashley goes outside the ring and sets up the table again. Holly connects with a baseball slide that knocks down Lashley. Holly rolls Lashley back into the ring and grabs a chair. Holly sets up Lashley for the Alabama slam on the chair. Lashley reverses it into a running power slam onto the chair to pick up the win.
After about 3 minutes of gut wrenches and bear hugs, Lashley hits Holly with a belly to belly suplex. Lashley hits Holly with a set of clothesline takedowns. Lashley connects with a splash in the corner. Lashley hits Holly with a military press slam to pick up the pin fall. After the match, Snitsky hits Lashley with a big boot and stomps away at him. Snitsky picks up Lashley and allows Holly to hit the Alabama Slam.
Punk waited for Striker to get to his feet before hitting âWelcome to Chicagoâ. Punker went for the cover but Striker kicked out. Punk went for splash in the corner, but ducked out of the way. Punk flipped onto the apron then back into the ring looking for a sunset flip. Striker, however, sat out and grabbed the ropes for leverage to steal the pin fall victory.