New GM Named: ECW Results, 8-14-07
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Coach announced our new GM as ARMANDO ALEJANDRO ESTRADA.
Estrada thanked Vince McMahon for siring many Cuban babies before letting us all know we could call him El Dictador. He said thereâd be a contract signing right now for the ECW title match at the biggest âfiestaâ of the summer. He introduced ECW World Champion John Morrison and he trotted down to the ring. Estrada introduced CM Punk next as the #1 contender and Punker came down to the ring as well.
Estrada said we needed to make the match official. Morrison grabbed the mic and made fun of Punkâs tatoos and said Punkerâs sitting in that chair was the closest heâd ever get to âearthly paradiseâ and his ECW World Championship.
Punk was next and signed the contract. Before he signed the paper, Morrison cut him off an put himself over as the Tuesday night delight and begged Punk not to put himself through the match. Punk told him to shut up and that he talked way too much. He said he didnât wear girlsâ sunglasses or wear fur coats in August, but come Summerslam, heâd be wearing the ECW title. Both started bickering back and forth before Estrada cut them both off.
He said he was glad they were both so fired up, because thatâd just make their matches that much better tonight. Morrison will fight the Boogeyman. CM Punk is going to get Big Daddy V.
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CM Punk v. Big Daddy V
The two men locked horns and V tossed Punk across the ring like he was an empty can of Pepsi. Punk tried a go-behind and thatâs pretty stupid. V just squashed Punk into the corner a couple of times before chopping him retarded in the corner.
V hit another chop before hitting a spinning wheel kick that sent Punk tumbling to the outside of the ring. Punk wants to go home. Unfortunately it looks like V wants to go home sooner. Punk stumbled onto the apron only to get jacked by a V forearm to the face that sent him bouncing off the ring table. Punk rolled around on the floor clutching his ribs like someone shot him in the stomach. Punk couldnât recover and ten seconds later, V wins by count out.
Winner: Big Daddy V
Estrada was in the back when Tommy Dreamer approached him and said he wanted the winner of Punk-Morrison at Summerslam. Estrada said he knew all about Dreamer and that he was an icon, but he also thought he was lazy to just ask for a shot without earning it. He said he needed to prove him wrong. He said he had 60 seconds to get to the ring to face his opponent. Dreamer trotted through the back on his way to the ring clattering into pretty much everyone.
Big Daddy V v. Tommy Dreamer
V hit a huge fall away slam and a massive avalanche in the corner before hitting the tilt awhirl sidewalk slam. One more big elbow later, and this is over. Just like that.
Winner: Big Daddy V via pin fall
Balls Mahoney approached Kelly in the back. He wanted to talk to her about last week before the Miz showed up with the rest of the WWE Diva search girls. He mocked Ballsâ crush on Kelly before pointing out that girls like her, didnât date guys like him. He walked off with Brooke and Layla with Kelly slowly following behind.
Stevie Richards v. Kevin Thorn
Thorn bullied Richards right to the corner before slapping him across the face. Richards exploded out of the corner and tackled Thorn before hitting some knees to Thornâs face. Thorn sold the damage before deciding to kill Richards with a lariat.
Thorn punted Richards all over the mat before picking him up and driving him to the corner. Thorn hit some more boots before hitting a body slam an a knee to Richardâs face. Stevie came firing back with some punches and kicks before Thorn cut him off and launched him via a high scoop slam.
Thorn hit some boots to Stevieâs face before setting up Richards and nailing him sitting up with a clothesline to the face and neck. Thorn kept on the neck, slapping on a chin lock.
The crowd rallied Stevie Night Heat who fought Thorn off him briefly with some elbows, but Thorn grabbed hold of him and began hitting lariat after lariat holding onto Richardâs arm. He hit a third or fourth one but the plucky Richards kicked out at two.
Stevie fought back with some forearms and kicks, desperately trying to build some momentum before hitting a lung-blower followed by a roll up for a very believable near fall. Stevie charged in for another lung blower but Thorn caught him in a sit out power bomb for the win.
Winner: Kevin Thorn via pin fall
After the match, Thorn started beating Richards around the ring until the referee stepped in and REVERSED the decision!
Winner: Stevie Richards via DQ

The Boogeyman grabs some worms and feeds them to Guilmette. Matt Striker comes out with a microphone. Striker calls Boogeyman some smart words and tells him to get out of his life. Striker distracts Boogeyman as Big Daddy V attacks Boogeyman from behind and nails a running splash into the corner. Big Daddy V nails a samoan drop and lands three big elbow drops as Matt sings his praises.
Match 1: ECW Champion John Morrison vs. Jobber
Match 1: ECW Champion John Morrison vs. Jobber (They never said his name)
Burke has a single leg boston crab applied to Punk. Burke changes it into a double leg boston crab and Punk makes it to the ropes. Punk kicks off Burke and takes the advantage with kicks but runs into an elbow from Elijah. Burke with a shoulder block to Punk's back. Burke applies a bow and arrow. Burke then nails a back breaker unto his knee for a two count. Burke with more elbows to Punk's back and then suplexes him. Burke with a scoop slam. Punk counters with kicks directly to Burke's head and then works on Burke's legs with some roundhouse kicks. Punk nails a clothesline and follows it up with a flapjack. Punk with a kick directly to Burke's chest. Burke with a back suplex for a two count. Punk nails a DDT and Burke lands right on his head! Punk gets a two count. Burke counters again this time with a german suplex! Burke cradles Punk and gets a two count. Burke nails a clothesline. Elijah charges but CM Punk catches him and nails the GTS for the win!
Meanwhile, his ECW World Title opponent at
After the match, Nitro came down to ringside and posed with the ECW World Title, staring down Punk.
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Tonight there will be a series of matches in memory of Vince McMahon. The bell rings ten times in memory of Vince as fans boo. Tazz call the fans disrespectful.