WWE Results: Monday Night RAW, 5-26-08

Last night's WWE RAW was dedicated to U.S. troops. Here's what took place on it:

Melina vs. Jillian Hall
Melina puts Jillian in submission hold and she taps out.
Winner: Melina

Chris Jericho asks Vince McMahaonin the back for a fan appreciation match: a rematch of Jericho vs HBK. McMahon agrees. Cryme Tyme interrupts and steals paintings in the room, preparing to use them for a Cryme Tyme auction.

Londrick vs. Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly
Hardcore Holly gets London in Alabama Slamma Spin.
Winner: Rhodes and Holly

Out comes Ted DiBiase. After a long talk with McMahon, he announces his son, Ted DiBiase Jr. Ted Jr. just wanted to let Rhodes and Holly know that he’ll be after the tag team title. Might this be the beginning of the rumored young stable?

Mickie James is talking to Vince about WWE Divas helping at schools. JBL storms in and says it sounds as though the Divas are an escort service. JBL tells Mickie that he’s going to take out her boyfriend tonigh, John Cena. Mickie says that he’s not her boyfriend.

Jeff Hardy and John Cena vs. JBL and Umaga
After John Cena goes for the five-knuckle shuffle on JBL, Umaga hits Cena from behind. Hardy blind-tags Cena. Umaga takes Cena out of the ring. Jeff Hardy goes for the Swan Ton Bomb but JBL moves and hits the Clothesline from Hell on Hardy for the 1-2-3.
Winners: JBL and Umaga

Mr. Kennedy vs. Carlito
Kennedy hits the mic check on Carlito.
Winner: Mr. Kennedy

Katie Lea distracts Mr. Kennedy by running her mouth, while Paul Birchell hits him from behind as revenge for what Kennedy did to Regal last week; McMahon tells Trevor Murdock that after the last match, he wants every WWE wrestler and ref down to the ring.

Y2J vs. HBK
Jericho puts the walls of Jericho to Shawn Michaels outside the ring. Michaels taps out just as the ref counts them both out.
Winner: Double DQ

The entire roster is in the ring, waiting for Vince. McMahon says that he wants to give appreciation for the fans watching WWE Raw every Monday night. He'll be having a 2008 WWE draft starting June 23, and he'll also be giving away the sum of one million dollars from his own personal banking account every week. Weird ending.