WWE Results: ECW, 5-20-08

Last night, on ECW...

The Miz defeated Kane by disqualification in a non-title match. Miz said he had a headache and concussion because he was chokeslammed to the floor at Judgment Day. He called himself the co-star of the “highest rated show on WWE.com.” He said he would do tonight what Morrison will do at One Night Stand: beat Kane.

Kane hit the top rope closeline. He tried for the Chokeslam but was unable to pull it off. He put Miz in the tree of woe, exited the ring, and pulling on Miz’s neck. The referee disqualified Kane because he did not break the count.

Shelton Benjamin defeated Kofi Kingston. Kofi was seated on top of Shelton in an Electric Chair position, but reversed it into what could best be described as a one legged hurricarana.

Kofi jumped onto Shelton in the corner, but Shelton carried Kofi and dropped him leg first on the top turnbuckle. He worked on the injured leg. Kofi hit a huge dropkick but it did more harm than good. Shelton turned the “Boom Boom Boom” into a schoolboy for a nearfall. Kofi tried the Trouble in Paradise but missed and Shelton hit his finisher, sort of a jumping Mic Check, for the pin.

Colin Delaney and Kelly Kelly defeated Mike Knox and Layla. Layla threw Kelly Kelly over the ropes, but she sort of skinned the cat, grabbing Layla with a head scissors and pulling her to the outside. Knox came in and threw Colin about 25 feet into the air. Out of nowhere, Kelly pinned Layla.

Knox laid Colin out with his finisher. Armando Estrada’s music hit and he came to the ring. He told the referee to ring the bell for an official match…

Armando Estrada defeated Colin Delaney. Estrada hit the reverse front suplex for the win right away.

Chavo Guerrero and John Morrison defeated C.M. Punk and Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer and Morrison started. Dreamer hit a big faceplant, followed by Ricky Steamboat like armdrags on both Morrison and Chavo. Punk tagged in and hit a nice delayed vertical suplex for the nearfall. Chavo tagged in and both men worked on Punk. Morrison hit an Electric Chair on Punk on the floor.

Tommy finally got the hot tag. He hit a pump handle suplex and a DDT before the pin was broken up. Punk got rid of Morrison, but Chavo was able to hit the frogsplash on Tommy for the win.

Immediately following the three count, Big Show’s music hit and he came to the ring. He chokeslammed Chavo and Punk. He hit the cobra clutch swinging slam on Morrison. He grabbed the microphone and said since he is a former ECW Champion, he is entering himself into the match at the PPV.

Wow. They really have no story line at all for The Big Show, huh?