WWE Results: Monday Night Raw, 3-31-08

Last night's WWE RAW was all about Ric Flair, as it ought to have been. Here's a quick recap of events:

Cryme Tyme vs. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdock
Cryme Tyme? Since when were they back on the roster? Who knows, but JTG rolls up Murdoch for the win.
Winners: Cryme Tyme

Shawn Michaels comes out and says that beating Ric Flair is a burden that he will have to carry for his entire life. It's also announced that Matt Hardy will go against Randy Orton tonight.

Brian Kendrick vs. Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly
Kendrick roll up on Rhodes for the win. Non-title match.
Winners: Brian Kendrick and Paul London

Chris Jerico vs. CM Punk
Jericho applied the code breaker to Punk for the win. Wouldn't it be great if they turned Y2J heel and this was a longtime feud?
Winner: Chris Jerico

Big Show’s music hit and he came out to the ring with a smile on his face. Show came out and congratulated Floyd Mayweather. But he then talked about how much Ric Flair meant to him. He said Flair looked him in the eye this weekend and told him he was the greatest big man he was ever in the ring with. Show almost started to cry.

He talked a bit about being a monster before the Great Khali’s music hit and he came waltzing on down to the ring.

Show demanded he get out of his face. Show backed up and he and Khali squared off. Khali backed down, apparently willing to fight, but only on his terms. So now Big Show is a face?!?

Randy Orton vs. Matt Hardy
Outside the ring Hardy Twist of Fate on Orton. Matt rolls Orton into the ring. As Hardy gets up, Orton comes out of his phony faint for an RKO.
Winner: Randy Orton

Santino Marella vs. Maria Kanellis
Santino earlier insulted all of the WWE Divas, saying that they should just stay home. The match starts and after one knockdown, most of the WWE Divas come down and attack him. Maria dives right between his crotch and gets the roll up.
Winner: Maria

Flair comes to the ring and says he enjoyed the best career in pro wrestling history. He thanks the fans, who then thank him. Triple H comes down to the ring and says that more people want to think him. Out come Tully Blanchard, JJ Dillion, Arn Anderson and Barry Windhan - the 4 Horseman …but that isn't all.

Next out are Batista, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat, Harley Race, Greg “The Hammer” Valentine, Dean Malenko, Chris Jericho, John Cena, Ric's wife Tiffany, his kids Reagan, David, Reid, and Ashley, then Shawn Michaels, who gives him a huge hug. From there, all of the wrestlers in the back come down to the ring, chanting “thank you Ric."