WWE Results: ECW, 4-22-08

Here's what fans were treated to on ECW last night...

Tommy Dreamer and Kelly Kelly defeated Mike Knox and Layla. Kelly hit the Fameasser on Layla for the win. Afterward, Knox hit his finisher on Dreamer and left him lying.

Jimmy Wang Yang (w/Shannon Moore) beat John Morrison. The Miz sat in on commentary and immediately stated that it was a pleasure to be around someone with Adamle's legendary status. Miz also threw out the "Jamaican Me Crazy" line that Adamle used last week. Good stuff. He also referred to Yang as "Jimmy Wang Wang" and said it was okay because Adamle is allowed to mess up lines. As for the match, Yang hit a moonsault on a standing Morrison and scored the pin.

Kofi Kingston pinned Shelton Benjamin. Early in the match, Shelton jumped off the top rope into a dropkick. Shelton worked an arm hold and Tazz did a nice job of explaining the purpose of the hold. Later, Shelton went for a kick, but Kofi ducked it and hit Trouble in Paradise for the win. Solid television bout.

Mark Henry squashed Nunzio. During the match, the announcers hyped that the ECW replay on WWE.com was downloaded a record 155,000 times. Way to go, Mike Adamle! The match was a total squash.

Edge introduced Kane for the Cutting Edge segment. Edge said most people believe the most dominant family in wrestling are the Brothers of Destruction. "Your parents must be proud," Edge said.

Kane got upset: "My parents are dead and you will be too if you mention them again. He said he's taken out Edge before and can do so again. Edge pointed out that Kane's life sucks. He ran through Kane's history, including Undertaker burning his house down, the mask years, and the failed relationships with two women. Edge said he wouldn't mention one (Katie Vick), but pointed out the other was with Lita.

Edge said he was going to marry Lita when Kane interrupted their wedding day. He said later, Kane injured him years later while he was World Champion. He thanked Kane, though, and pointed out that it all paved the way to him hooking up with Vickie Guerrero. He said Hawkins and Ryder are like his children, Chavo Guerrero is like his nephew (ugh), and Bam Neely is the second-cousin he's just getting to know.

Edge said his new family is going to reclaim their title belts at Backlash. Kane said he would take care of Chavo and Neely at the pay-per-view, and Undertaker "will add three victims to this family tragedy." He said Vickie will be left all by herself. "Don't worry, my brother and I will take real, good care of her." Kane laughed. "I promise."

Edge took offense and Kane attacked the threesome. Chavo and Neely hit the ring and La Familia attacked Kane. The others held him down while Chavo struck Kane with a chair on his left knee repeatedly. The show concluded with Kane selling the injury while Chavo and Neely joined their cronies on the stage.