WWE Results: Monday Night RAW, 3-17-08

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Match #1: CM Punk vs. Carlito
Winner: CM Punk via “go to sleep”

Match #2: Paul London and Brian Kendrick vs. Umaga in a 2 on 1 handicapped match
Double Decker Samoan drop; Umaga train wrecks London in the corner, while Kendrick leaves London to go against Umaga on his own.
Winner: Umaga

Match #3: JBL vs. Colin Delaney
Because there was no Finlay, JBL found the second toughest Irish man: Delaney. Easy, quick victory.
Winner: JBL

Match #4: Vince McMahon vs. Ric Flair
McMahon busted open Flair with a TV monitor. McMahon grabs a trashcan, a Kendo stick, and a steel chair and whacks him in the chin. HBK interrupts the count and McMahon then grabs a table and goes for flair. Flair, however, gives McMahon the low blow and sets Vince up on the table. He proceeds to the top of the ring buckle and jumps off, crashing through McMahon and the table.
Winner: Ric Flair

Match #5: Maria and Candice Michelle vs. Jillian Hall and Victoria
Candice Michelle reverse DDT on Jillian.
Winner: Maria and Michelle
Match #6: Chris Jericho vs. Big Show
Jericho hits Big Show with the belt, which disqualifies Y2J. Big Show hits Y2J with his fist and a thunder chokeslam.
Winner: Big Show by DQ

Match #7: Randy Orton and John Cena vs. the Raw Roster
1. Santino Marella elmininated by Cena
2. Trevor Murdoct elmininated by Cent STFU (taps out)
3. Lance Cade RKO’d by Orton, Cena Pinned
4. Super Crazy RKO’d by Orton
5. Robbie McCallister elmininated by Cena
6. D.H. Smith FU’d by Cena
7. Paul Burchill RKO’d by Orton
8. Val Venis RKO’d by Orton
9. Cody Rhodes RKO’d by Orton with Cena helping
10. All Raw Roster jumps into the ring and there is total chaos. Ref calls for the bell, Cena grabs a chair and hits anyone he can find. Umaga spikes Cena and JBL attempts to hit Umaga and misses. Umaga spikes Orton and runs after JBL. Cena and Orton are lying in the ring, knocked out, and there is one more left on the Raw Roster. Triple H comes to the ring in his wrestling gear, pedigrees both men, and leaves with the WWE title belt.