Christiane Plante: I Slept with Hulk Hogan

We don't typically report on celebrity gossip, but the following story is too juicy to pass up:

Christiane Plante (pictured), a 33-year old music producer who is friends with Brooke Hogan and worked on her 2006 album, has told The National Enquirer she had an affair with Hulk Hogan. It supposedly took place while the family was filming its reality show and, of course, Hulk was still married to Linda.

Here's what Plante had to say about it:

“My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period.

It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Sorry, Christiane, but you get no sympathy from us. Hulk is certainly to blame for his actions, but you consciously screwed over a friend. Literally.