WWE Results: Monday Night RAW, 11-5-07
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Raw starts tonight with DX's theme hitting to a massive pop. Triple H and Shawn Michaels make their way to the ring, throwing green glow-sticks to the crowd on their way. They grab a mics, and after pumping the crowd up some more, Triple H announces that it's for one night only, and asks if the LA crowd if they're ready? Then, for the thousands in attendance and millions watching around the world... Hornswoggle's music hits, and little McMahon jumps out from the bottom of the ring, surprising Shawn and Triple H. HHH says "that's different" and tells Hornswoggle to get back under the ring. HHH asks Shawn if he's got a run-sheet, and after fiddling around, Shawn gives it to HHH, and HHH tells Hornswoggle that he's not in this segment... he's in the short segment. Hornswoggle jumps on Shawn and puts an armbar on him. Shawn gets out, and pronounces that Hornswoggle is "in for tonight." HHH sends Hornswoggle away again, but Hornswoggle says there's a monster under the ring. HBK goes and checks, but gets dragged underneath, only to come out with wroms in his mouth. Shawn gets the worms out, and the Boogeyman's music hits. HHH says "ok... can I help you?"
Boogeyman says he wants to join DX. HBK says "ok, he's in too." HHH says "What the hell, get in line, you can never have enough freaks and weirdos." As soon as they line up to do the "lets get ready to suck it" part, Khali's music hits, and Khali comes down to the ring. HBK says before we even start, to keep him from getting beat down, lets just pretend he's not here, and move on. HHH says "ok, if you want to be part of DX, get in the back." Khali gets in the back. HHH starts doing a hilarious Indian accent, and the start to do the line once more, but Coach's music hits. Coach comes out, and says "Enough!" Coach says he's shutting this nonsense down, the crowd didn't come to see the immature antics. HHH calls Coach "George Jefferson" and tells him to lower his tone. HHH tells Runjin that Coach was talking trash about Khali. Runjin translates it to Khali, who then walks up and gives Khali a big chop to the forehead. Coach takes off running, and Khali follows him.
Back in the ring, Shawn and Triple H are standing, and everyone else has disappeared. HBK calls this the worst debacle since "That whole Katie Vick thing" and asks who wrote this segment. HHH says "nobody writes this, they're all on strike... but we're not" to a resounding cheer. They say "lets get ready to suck it!" and if you're not down with that, they have two words for ya. DX celebrates to the familiar music as we go to commercial.
Kelly Kelly v. Beth Phoenix
Beth walks up to Kelly, grabs her arm, and throws her down. This is followed by a fisherman suplex, and a three count. Beth dominates.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
Snitsky v. Jobber "Joey"
Snitsky throws him into the corner and smashes him with an elbow. Then, we get a big boot, and the pumphandle slam for the three count.
Winner: Snitsky
Carlito gets in the ring and raises Snitsky's hand, congratulating him. Snitsky nails Carlito with a big boot, and then hits him with a pumphandle slam.
Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy v. Finlay and Kennedy
Kennedy is already in the ring when we come back, he is soon joined by Finlay. Misterio comes out, and is followed by Jeff Hardy, who gets the biggest pop of the night so far.
The match starts with Hardy and Finlay. A "Hardy" chant starts right away. Finlay and Hardy size each other up, and Finlay hits a Shoulder block, but Hardy doesn't go down. Finlay takes Hardy down, but Hardy counters and gets a two count. Finlay and Hardy both get up and tussle a but, before Hardy smacks Finlay and attacks Kennedy, who tried to attack Hardy. Kennedy is sent to the outside, but a clothesline from Finlay soon makes Hardy join him. Kennedy beats down Hardy, and Finlay tries to get Hardy back in the ring. An arguement between the two flares up, and Finlay and Kennedy go face to face as we go to a break.
We come back to see Mysterio and Kennedy in the ring. Rey hits a springboard body press followed by a headscissors takedown. After yet another high flying move, Kennedy hits a dropkick to the legs that grounds Mysterio. Kennedy tags in Finlay, who comes in and stomps at the legs of the fallen Mysterio. Finlay lifts up the high flying, slams him down, and locks in a half crab. Mysterio tries to make a tag, but Finlay breaks the hold and attacks Jeff. Finlay then goes and tags Kennedy, who starts to work on the leg of Mysterio some more. Kennedy tags out, Finlay works some more, then Kennedy comes back in. Kennedy works over Rey a bit, and then Finlay is tagged back in again.
These two are tearing Rey apart. Finlay gets Rey in the corner, but Rey manages to drive his foot into Finlay's face. Rey follows up with a bulldog and tags in Hardy. Finlay tags in Kennedy. Hardy goes into it, hitting his usual flurry of moves. Jeff gets a two count after a falling clothesline, and follows it up with a whisper in the wind. Finlay comes in and throws Hardy to the outside. Misterio comes in and manages to prime both Finlay and Kennedy for the 619. Finlay ditches to the outside, and Kennedy gets the kick to the face. Rey then leaps off the apron to take out Finlay. Hardy is now up top and hits the swanton for the win.
Winners: Jeff Hardy and Rey Mysterio
Santino hits the ring with Maria, saying that he's putting the rumors to rest. Steve Austin is not going to be here; he's like Kobe Bryant: he's bald, he's popular, and he doesn't want to be in L.A. either. Santino introduces the director of "the Condemned" and asks him a question: When he was filming "The Condemned" did he wish the guns were real so he could blow his brains out? The audience wished they could do that. Tonight, there will be no stomping of mudpies, and JR won't have an orgasm, because the Rattlesnake isn't here. WAIT, yes he is. Steve Austin's music hits and here comes Stone Cold. Stone Cold comes in to a MASSIVE pop. There's nobody like Stone Cold. This is awesome. Austin grabs the mic, holding a copy of the movie "The Condemned."
