William Regal's music hits, and the Raw GM makes his way down to the ring. He promises a great show tonight. Because Randy Orton likes to do things in threes, he'll be facing all of his potential Cyber Sunday opponents 1 on 1 tonight. Orton v. Hardy, Orton v. Kennedy, and Orton v. HBK. So first up, is Orton v. Hardy!
Randy Orton v. Jeff Hardy
Hardy, nursing that neck injury, looks really, really tired. Hardy with an armdrag takedown, but both men are back to their feet. Orton pushes Hardy into the corner, and begins pelting him with fists. Hardy comes back with a series of arm drag takedowns, and now Hardy takes control. A drop kick and a clothesline send Orton outside, and Hardy hits both a baseball slide and a plancha over the top rope to send Orton reeling.
We're back with Orton in control. Hardy gets back to his feet but catches a powerslam. Orton starts stomping away at Hardy, following it up with a knee drop. Orton with a sleeperhold, and Jeff is in trouble. The crowd starts the chant, and Hardy gets back to his feet. Lariat takedown by Hardy, and both men are down. Hardy back up first, and hits a series of clotheslines. Hardy hits the Whispers in the wind, and gets a 2.99999 count. Corner doublestomp by Hardy, and he sets up for the Swanton. Mr. Kennedy interferes and knocks Jeff down. RKO by Orton, and this one is over.
Your Winner: Randy Orton
Santino Marella's music hits, and he and Maria make their way down to the ring. Marella grabs the music and says it's good to be back in Europe. He says the only thing more beautiful than Europe is Maria. Then, he dogs England. Finally, he moves on to trashing "The Condemned," but is interrupted by the music of Val Venis!
Santino Marella v. Val Venis
Val up early, with big punches and an elbow by Venis. Santino puts Val's leg in the ropes, and starts stomping it. Now the two get on the ground and start submission wrestling. Marella with a grapevine on Venis' legs, and a half-crab. Venis makes is way towards, and grabs the rope. Val hits some chops on the chest, but Santino goes after Val's leg again. Venis pushes Santino off and hits him with some back elbows and clotheslines. Santino blocks some moves, but Val finally hits a sunset flip. Santino sits on it, grabs the rope (well, barely), and gets the win.
Your Winner: Santino Marella
In the back, Coach and Carlito are talking, with Coach holding an apple. Carlito brings up Hornswoggle, and asks how did Coach let Hornswoggle beat him with the cane. Coach says he's going to get rid of Hornswoggle tonight, and that he just needs to get him in the right place at the right time. Hornswoggle appears, steals the apple out of Coach's hands, and takes off running.
Randy Orton v. Mr. Kennedy
The two lockup, with Kennedy getting a headlock in early. Orton powers out and reverses, but Kennedy reverses in to a cradle for a 2 count. Kennedy now with a headlock, but gets whipped into the ropes only to hit a shoulderblock on Orton. Orton in control now, but Kennedy fires back. The two go back in forth until Kennedy sidesteps a dropkick by Orton. Kennedy keeps hitting Orton, but Orton hits a low blow and is now in control, delivering stomps and punches to Kennedy. Kennedy grabs the tights and goes for a rollup, but only gets 2. Kennedy goes for the Green Bay Plunge, but Orton jumps out of it and hits an inverted backbreaker. Kennedy gets back up, hits the Green Bay Plunge, and looks to have the win, until Hardy comes out and starts punching Kennedy. Jeff hits a swanton. Orton runs at Hardy, but Hardy pulls the ropes down, and Hardy is left in the ring while the heels both look on in shock.
Your Winner: No Contest
Vince McMahon comes out and pimps out Cyber Sunday while the crowd gives "WHAT" chances. Vince announces Triple H v. Umaga, and introduces Umaga. Vince says one of the stipulations is a street-fight. A Jobber is standing in the corner looking scared. The Jobber says his name is Andy Simmons. Umaga destroys poor little Andy, choking him with cables, and throwing him over the table. Umaga gets a chair, throws it in the ring, and throws Andy in the ring too. Umaga samoan drops Andy on to a table, and Umaga wins. Vince says the other stipulation is a first blood match. The refs throw Andy back in the ring, and Umaga puts Andy in the tree of woe. Umaga bounces off the ropes and hits Andy with a headbutt, and then follows it up with a butt-smash. Vince tells Umaga to finish Andy off. Umaga hits the samoan spike about 10 times, and Andy is bleeding from the mouth. Umaga wins the first blood match easily.
Vince calls for medical attention, because the kid is hurt. Vince tells them to hurry up, and says there's a third stipulation to choose from: a steel cage match. Umaga throws Andy into the ring, and the cage is lowered. Vince calls Andy "Triple H" as he describes everything done to Andy so far.
Umaga gets into the caged ring, and Umaga runs Andy face first into the steel cage. Vince says he wants more. Umaga picks up Andy and runs him into the other side of the cage. Vince keeps telling Umaga to "Sick 'Em." Umaga military presses Andy into the side of the cage. Umaga walks out of the cage the winner. Umaga destroyed this poor kid, and Vince and Umaga have crazy looks on their faces as they go to the back.
Jillian Hall v. Candice Michelle
Jillian cheap shots Candice before she enters the ring, but is soon brought down by the former Women's Champ. Candice hits a spinning kick, and soon hits an Unprettier for the win.
Your Winner: Candice Michelle
Cody Rhodes is in the back, only to be confronted by Hardcore Holly. Holly asks him if he's tired of getting beaten up. Cody says that he can beat Holly, and that he'll earn his respect. Holly says that he's been beating people up since before Cody was born. He then gives Cody a very stiff slap and says that he wants to see Cody fired up. Cody looks furious, and we go to a commercial.
Brian Kendrick v. Rory McAllister
Kendrick goes right into it, taking Rory down and hitting some shots. Rory gets to his feet, but Kendrick beats him down to his knees. Rory rams his head into Kendrick's gut, and then starts to beat the lightweight down. Rory starts to stomp away, and knocks Kendrick to the outside. Kendrick struggles to get back in, and is covered by Rory right away, but Kendrick grabs the ropes. Rory locks in the chin lock, but Kendrick is trying to fight out. Kendrick finally manages to fight out, but Rory hits a knee. Kendrick manages to fight back still, hitting some nice shots. Robbie jumps up on the apron, but is brought down by London. The distraction works, though, as Kendrick is momentarily distracted. Rory takes advantage and hits a springboard reverse suplex for the win.
Your Winner: Rory McAllister
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