WWE Results: Monday Night RAW, 9-24-07

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Jonathan Coachman is already in the ring. Blue-shirted Security surrounds the ring. A recap of the events from the past few weeks is shown. He introduces Mr. McMahon and he struts down to the ring.

McMahon gets on the mic and says he is tired of Triple H. Every week he makes a fool out of McMahon. So tonight, Triple H will face Carlito in a Steel Cage. But Carlito won't be alone. He will be teaming up...with Vincent Kennedy McMahon. He vows to win that match.

He then calls out his son Hornswaggle. Vince gets on one knee and apologizes to Hornswaggle. They say they love each other, and they hug. McMahon also has a surprise for Hornswaggle. He has set up a date for him. With Melina! Melina comes down and says she thinks he's really cute. Hornswaggle jumps on her and rolls around. McMahon tells them to go out and get a beer.

Coach says even though Regal is set to come back next week, he thinks McMahon should make him permanent GM. Then Cena's music hits. Cena comes down to the ring and he looks like he means business. He starts throwing chairs into the ring. Coach says if he touches himself or McMahon, Cena will be stripped of the WWE title. Cena attacks both of them.

McMahon says there will be a ceremony tonight, and it's up to Coach whether or not Cena will keep the title.

Match One: Cody Rhodes vs. Hardcore Holly
Holly talks a little trash before the match gets under way. He says Cody has to earn his respect. The bell rings. They lock up, side headlock by holly. Off the ropes, shoulder tackle. Top wristlock by Cody Rhodes. Armdrag takeover by Cody. Attempt at a sunset flip, Holly tries to punch out of it, but Cody gets a 2 count. Chops in the corner from Holly. They exchange rights but Holly gets the better of the exchange. More chops. Snapmare into a chinlock. Some elbows from Cody but a clubbing blow from Holly. Back suplex attmpt by Holly by Cody lands on his feet. Side russian legsweep and a nearfall. Crossbody block from Cody. 2 count, clothesline. Dropkick. Holly blocks Cody in the corner. Cody attempts a springboard move but Holly tosses him aside. Alabama Slam. And the 1,2,3.
Winner: Hardcore Holly

Match Two: Santino Marella vs Ron Simmons
They lock up and Santino forces the break in the corner. Some rights from Simmons A lot of them. irish whip, Santino drops down and rolls out of the ring. Simmons follows him outside but Santino runs and stomps Simmons upon entering the ring. Drops some elbows and knees on the back of Ron Simmons. Locks on a modified camel clutch. Some clubbing forearms to the back of Ron Simmons. Santino attempts to irish whip Simmons. Santino ducks the clothesline. Shoulder tackle by Simmons. Clothesline. Simmong goes for a powerslam but Santino slips out and leaves the ring. He grabs Maria and just leaves.
Winner: Ron Simmons by count out

Backstage, Melina is texting and Jillian approaches her. She says Hornswaggle is a disgusting midget. Melina confesses that Coach said that if she went on a date with him, she'd get a Women's Title shot.

Match thre: Triple H vs Carlito and Mr. McMahon in a Steel Cage
McMahon and Carlito discuss their gameplan before entering the cage. Carlito and Mcmahon approach Triple H. Carlito runs at him and McMAhon hightails it. Triple H grabs McMahon but both them beat him down. He fights them off. He works on Carlito and McMAhon tries to escape the door. Carlito attacks Trips from behind. McMahon tries to climb out of the cage. Trips pulls him off the ropes and crotches him on the top rope

Carlito and HHH fight back and forth. McMahon is still out of it. High knee from Triple H. Knee lift. Carlito is down. Triple H slams McMAhon into the cage a couple times. He then throws Carlito into McMahon into the Cage. HHH crotchchops McMahon and goes for the Pedigree but receives a Backstabber for his troubles. McMAhon crawls for the cage. HHH throws Carlito into the cage. Triple H drags McMAhon into the ring at the last second. Carlito is on the attack again. Vince is now trying to climb out of the cage again. Triple H and McMahon fight it out on the top briefly, but ultimately, Carlito grabs Triple H's leg and McMahon makes it out.
Winners:Carlito and Mr. McMahon

Match Four: Cade and Murdoch vs London and Kendrick
Backbreaker from Cade on London. Tags in Murdoch. Murdoch drops some knees on London. Abdominal stretch. Lodong fights out and hits a hurricanrana. He tags in Kendrick and Kendrick goes wild. Dropkicks, backboby drop, leg lariat. Nearfall. Plancha from London onto Cade. Sliced Bread #2 on Murdoch. 1,2, but the Highlanders attack London and Kendrick.
Winners: London and Kendrick by DQ

Triple H comes in and challenges McMahon to a match next week. So next week Triple H vs Mr. McMahon.

Match Five: Jeff Hardy and Candice Michelle vs Shelton Benjamin and Beth Phoenix
Shelton and Hardy start things off. Shoulder thrusts by Shelton in the corner. He clubs down Hardy. Hardy hits a flying clothesline. Go behind. Shelton throws him off. Mule kick from Hardy. Hardy and Candice Michelle hit flying body presses to the outside.

Beth has a submission hold on Candice. Candice hits some elbows and gets out. Shelton tags himself in. Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate but it is countered. He hits the Whisper in the Wind. Benjamin hits a powerbomb and gets a two count. Shelton gets a chinlock on. A knee to the back of Jeff Hardy. Shelton with a neckbreaker on his knee. Nearfall. Irish whip, both men hit crossbodies. Both men are down. They get the tags. Candice unleashes some hits. A headscissors takedown. Chinbreaker by Candice. Poetry in Motion. Shelton fulls Hardy to the outside and hits a super kick. Beth hits the Muscle Buster and gets the win.
Winners: Shelton Benjamin and Beth Phoenix

Coach is in the ring with the security guards. Red ring apron and a table set up in the ring. John Cena comes down to the ring. Coach says he can either surrender the title or the security guards will take it from him. A ref tells Lilian Garcia that Mr. McMahon has decided that Cena doesn't need to give up his title. And now there will be a Tables Match between Coach and Cena. Cena beats up Coach a little STFU. Then Cena hits the FU through the table. Hornswaggle McMahon comes down. Cena says "Thank you Mr. McMahon." And RAW is over.