The Think Tank: Unanswered Questions for Vince McMahon

How many of you out there have ever tuned in to the ol' wrestling show and wondered about the truth behind the story lines?

Well kids, gather 'round and get a load of this little story. The chairman of WWE, Vince McMahon, has been running some pretty controversial stuff since last week on RAW, and I'm forced to start asking some real questions of the old man.

So Vince, just in case you or one of your goons out there is reading this article, let me try and find out about some of these issues. I think your fans would really like some inside info about your professional life right now. You remember your fans, don't you Vince? The folks that keep your jet plane full of fuel?

Question 1:
Is the U.S. government actually launching an investigation regarding your company and its steroids policy? What accusations have been made and does this have anything (or everything) to do with Chris Benoit's death?

Question 2:
How much trouble are you really in with the IRS (the organization, not the wrestler)? Is this IRS audit in any way linked to the previously mentioned investigation from question 1?

Question 3:
Why are you so hot at the media right now? If this is getting as personal for you as it seems, why not just come out and say it? Why dance around obscure issues that your public doesn't have all the details about? I saw McMahon on the Today show recently and he seemed to handle himself just fine. What is all the media bashing fuss about? If you're gonna bring it up, bring it up.

Question 4:
Where the hell was that exploding limo storyline going? What was the set up if the Benoit tragedy hadn't happened? Is this stuff about a bastard child the end result of the plans for the McMahon death story, or has this been concocted to take our minds off of the exploding limo deal?

I would suggest everyone reading this article get onto the FORUMS of this site and start sounding off. I have questions that need answers (or at least opinions) and maybe if we get this going long enough we might actually get some real info from the WWE.