The Think Tank: Going... Going...

By Pete Ellis

ECW is breaking down like a turd in the rain.

Let's see here... Big Show is gone, Kurt Angle is gone, Heiman is gone, Test is out, Lashley has moved, RVD is (yep, you guessed it) history ... and Chris Benoit is really gone.

So what have we replaced them with? The Boogie Man, The Miz, and Big Daddy V with no shirt (shutter). Has anyone seen Sabu or Hardcore Holly recently? Anyone seen any talent recently?

THE GOOD:

- John Morrison is okay, but the new look is a little too obvious if you ask me. He might as well come out to the ring to the tune of "Break on Through."

- CM Punk is also a decent performer, but he is running out of people to work with, and needs a new theme with a new finsher.

- Elijah Burke is fun to watch in the ring, but every time they get a story going, they seem to drop it just as quickly. A man can only do so much in the ring, after all.

THE BAD:

- Marcus Cor Von. As much as I look forward to that shoulder tackle, Marcus epitomizes the term "one-trick pony."

- Extreme Expose. I love tits. Yet I can't get past the feeling that I should be watching a match.

- ECW's Draft Picks. Not even Taz can whitewash the fact that what was left of ECW died with the draft.

THE UGLY:

For God's sake, Big Daddy V needs to put a top on or start calling himself "Tittera." This brand is like a sick animal. Get the damn thing to the hospital or put it out of its misery.

While you're at it, get Sandman the hell off of the TV. Whatever show he's on, he stinks and I'm tired of pretending he doesn't. Does "hardcore" always suck this much?

I'm out.