The Miz in Main Event: ECW Results, 8-21-07

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Match 1: Extreme Rules Match: Big Daddy V with Matt Striker vs. Tommy Dreamer
Dreamer with rights and lefts and actually tries to scoop slam Big Daddy V! Dreamer grabs a kendo stick and swings away at Big Daddy V but Big Daddy V breaks the stick! Big Daddy V nails Dreamer in the back with a chair! Big Daddy V slams Dreamer and then tosses him back first into a shopping cart! Big Daddy V misses a splash and charges right into the shopping cart! Dreamer grabs a table and Striker distracts Tommy so Big Daddy V attacks Dreamer from behind. Big Daddy V with a headbutt and sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Dreamer nails Big Daddy V in the face with a garbage can and Big Daddy V says he wants more! Big Daddy V swats Dreamer off and nails a samoan drop to Dreamer through the table for the win!
Winner: Big Daddy V

Tonight is CM Punk and The Boogeyman vs. John Morrison and The Miz.

Vince McMahon and Jonathon Coachman are backstage in the ECW office. Coach thinks Vince's son could be on the ECW roster. Vince talks about a time with a woman in a bathroom in New York. Coach says this next guy could be Vince's son. Balls Mahoney walks in and says Vince could have Balls as his son! Balls says think about it Vince has Balls. Vince screams I have no Balls! Balls snickers and walks off as Vince looks on in embarrasment.

Match 2: Elijah Burke vs. Balls Mahoney

Balls chant starts. Burke with a side headlock but Mahoney nails a shoulder block takedown. Burke with an arm lock and Mahoney counters into an arm drag and applies a key lock. Burke takes Mahoney down by the hair. Burke with nice kicks to Mahoney's stomach and sends Mahoney shoulder first into the corner. Burke slams Mahoney's leg into the ringpost. Burke then nails his beautiful delayed elbow drop in the corner for a two count. Burke applies an arm lock but Mahoney fights out and Burke takes Mahoney down by the hair again. Burke covers but only gets a two count. Burke begins to bite Mahoney's arm but tells the referee he was just kissing it. What? Burke applies an arm lock and Burke then nails a scoop slam to Mahoney but hurts his own back doing so in the process. Burke misses an elbow drop. Mahoney misses an elbow drop. Mahoney with a small package for a two count. Burke with a leg sweep into a clothesline. Mahoney comes back with clotheslines and punches to Burke. Mahoney with a sitdown spinebuster for a two count. Burke with a club to Mahoney's injured arm and sends Mahoney to the corner. Burke misses a charge and Mahoney rolls him up for the suprising win!
Winner: Balls Mahoney

A promo for the return of Triple H at SummerSlam is shown.

Backstage Balls Mahoney walks into The Miz, Layla, Brooke, and Kelly Kelly. Miz makes a joke about Mahoney and asks Kelly if Mahoney had Vince's money would she date him. Kelly told Miz to shut up. Miz says they have to leave and get ready for the main event. Miz brags about being in the main event. Mahoney tells Kelly he'll see her later, which she responds bye Balls and winks at him.

Match 3: CM Punk and The Boogeyman vs. ECW Champion John Morrison and The Miz (with Kelly Kelly, Brooke, and Layla)
Extreme Expose take a seat in front of the announce table. Miz pushes Punk and Punk responds with nice kicks and tags out to the Boogeyman. Boogeyman grabs some worms and Miz slides to the outside and hides behind Extreme Expose. Boogeyman then spits worms all over Extreme Expose as they freak out!

Morrison with a shoulder block takedown to Punk. Morrison grinds in the ring and then Punk nails a leap frog. Morrison flips over Punk but runs into an enziguri. Punk tags out to Boogeyman who spits worms on Morrison! Morrison slips through the ropes and nails an enziguri to Boogeyman. Morrison grinds in the ring again but runs into a big boot from Boogeyman. Boogeyman covers for a two count. Boogeyman flips Morrison inside out in the corner! Morrison tags out to Miz. Boogeyman brings Miz in the hard way and splashes him for a two count. Boogeyman catches Miz and tags out to Punk. Punk with an enziguri to the back of Miz's head for a two count! Punk with a suplex and leg drop for another two count. Miz catches a boot from Punk and Punk goes up top but Morrison pushes Punk off the turnbuckle to the outside. In the ring, Miz covers for a two count. Miz with multiple punches and tags out to Morrison. Morrison with a reverse neck vice but Punk with a small package for a two count. Morrison with a back breaker/neck breaker combo for a two count as well. Morrison tags The Miz who nails a running clothesline as Extreme Expose cheer him on. Miz applies an arm lock but Punk fights out but runs into a dropkick from The Miz for a two count. Miz with a double leg takedown and tags Morrison while Punk's back lies across Miz's knees.

Morrison drops an elbow for a two count. Morrison with a running clothesline for a two count. Morrison applies a neck lock but Punk with an arm drag. Morrison quickly tags out to Miz who drops an elbow to Punk for a two count. Miz tags Morrison as the crowd chants you can't wrestle toward Miz. Morrison places Punk on the top rope and follows but Punk counters with a sunset flip! Morrison tags out to Miz and Miz quickly knocks off Boogeyman so Punk can't make the tag. Punk with a backslide for only a two count. Punk with a powerslam for another two count. Morrison sends Boogeyman shoulder first into the steel steps. Punk jumps over the ropes and nails a plauncha onto Morrison! Punk with a high knee in the corner to Miz and a running bulldog. Punk catapaults Miz into the corner and Miz tags Morrison. Punk unaware of the tag lifts up Miz and nails the GTS! Morrison sneaks behind Punk and nails an enziguri. Morrison then nails his spinning corkscrew neckbreaker for the win!
Winners: John Morrison and The Miz