New GM Named: ECW Results, 8-14-07

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Coach announced our new GM as ARMANDO ALEJANDRO ESTRADA.

Estrada thanked Vince McMahon for siring many Cuban babies before letting us all know we could call him El Dictador. He said there’d be a contract signing right now for the ECW title match at the biggest ‘fiesta’ of the summer. He introduced ECW World Champion John Morrison and he trotted down to the ring. Estrada introduced CM Punk next as the #1 contender and Punker came down to the ring as well.

Estrada said we needed to make the match official. Morrison grabbed the mic and made fun of Punk’s tatoos and said Punker’s sitting in that chair was the closest he’d ever get to ‘earthly paradise’ and his ECW World Championship.

Punk was next and signed the contract. Before he signed the paper, Morrison cut him off an put himself over as the Tuesday night delight and begged Punk not to put himself through the match. Punk told him to shut up and that he talked way too much. He said he didn’t wear girls’ sunglasses or wear fur coats in August, but come Summerslam, he’d be wearing the ECW title. Both started bickering back and forth before Estrada cut them both off.

He said he was glad they were both so fired up, because that’d just make their matches that much better tonight. Morrison will fight the Boogeyman. CM Punk is going to get Big Daddy V.
****Commercial****

CM Punk v. Big Daddy V
The two men locked horns and V tossed Punk across the ring like he was an empty can of Pepsi. Punk tried a go-behind and that’s pretty stupid. V just squashed Punk into the corner a couple of times before chopping him retarded in the corner.

V hit another chop before hitting a spinning wheel kick that sent Punk tumbling to the outside of the ring. Punk wants to go home. Unfortunately it looks like V wants to go home sooner. Punk stumbled onto the apron only to get jacked by a V forearm to the face that sent him bouncing off the ring table. Punk rolled around on the floor clutching his ribs like someone shot him in the stomach. Punk couldn’t recover and ten seconds later, V wins by count out.
Winner: Big Daddy V

Estrada was in the back when Tommy Dreamer approached him and said he wanted the winner of Punk-Morrison at Summerslam. Estrada said he knew all about Dreamer and that he was an icon, but he also thought he was lazy to just ask for a shot without earning it. He said he needed to prove him wrong. He said he had 60 seconds to get to the ring to face his opponent. Dreamer trotted through the back on his way to the ring clattering into pretty much everyone.

Big Daddy V v. Tommy Dreamer
V hit a huge fall away slam and a massive avalanche in the corner before hitting the tilt awhirl sidewalk slam. One more big elbow later, and this is over. Just like that.
Winner: Big Daddy V via pin fall

Balls Mahoney approached Kelly in the back. He wanted to talk to her about last week before the Miz showed up with the rest of the WWE Diva search girls. He mocked Balls’ crush on Kelly before pointing out that girls like her, didn’t date guys like him. He walked off with Brooke and Layla with Kelly slowly following behind.

Stevie Richards v. Kevin Thorn
Thorn bullied Richards right to the corner before slapping him across the face. Richards exploded out of the corner and tackled Thorn before hitting some knees to Thorn’s face. Thorn sold the damage before deciding to kill Richards with a lariat.

Thorn punted Richards all over the mat before picking him up and driving him to the corner. Thorn hit some more boots before hitting a body slam an a knee to Richard’s face. Stevie came firing back with some punches and kicks before Thorn cut him off and launched him via a high scoop slam.

Thorn hit some boots to Stevie’s face before setting up Richards and nailing him sitting up with a clothesline to the face and neck. Thorn kept on the neck, slapping on a chin lock.

The crowd rallied Stevie Night Heat who fought Thorn off him briefly with some elbows, but Thorn grabbed hold of him and began hitting lariat after lariat holding onto Richard’s arm. He hit a third or fourth one but the plucky Richards kicked out at two.

Stevie fought back with some forearms and kicks, desperately trying to build some momentum before hitting a lung-blower followed by a roll up for a very believable near fall. Stevie charged in for another lung blower but Thorn caught him in a sit out power bomb for the win.
Winner: Kevin Thorn via pin fall

After the match, Thorn started beating Richards around the ring until the referee stepped in and REVERSED the decision!
Winner: Stevie Richards via DQ

John Morrison v. The Boogeyman
The match started out quickly with Boogey doing all sorts of torpedo like moves to completely confound the ECW champ. This match is going as well as Pnk’s match went for him. Boogey hit a splash for a two count before going to gather the confounded champion on the middle rope.

Boogey sent Morrison off the ropes but Morrison was able to counter with a drop kick. Morrison went for a spring board variation of the same move but Boogey side stepped him. Boogey went for the boogey missile until Morrison booted him in the grill and sent him crashing to the outside.

Morrison gathered him again and went for a cover but only got a two count. Morrison hammered away on Boogie some more but only got a two count. Morrison began hitting some kicks and punctuated them with a clothesline for yet another two count.

Morrison went for a top wrist lock on Boogey, but the crowd quickly got behind our favorite worm-eating wrestler. Boogey got to his feet and hit some big right hands before completely turning Morrison inside out with a lariat. Boogey hit a body slam and a leg drop for a two count.

Morrison hit a cheap shot to Boogey’s throat before dragging him to the middle of the ring and putting the boots to him. Morrison went for his cork screw senton, but Completely missed it. Boogey hit some scoop slams and went for a cover, but Morrison kicked out.

Boogey missed a splash in the corner before Morrison hit a springboard kick that looked pretty sloppy for a two count. He dragged Boogey to the middle of the ring or at least tried to, but Boogie wouldn’t budge. Morrison began completely laying them in on Boogey before the referee stepped in to separate them. Morrison took exception to the detachment and shoved the official, causing himself to get disqualified.
Winner: The Boogeyman via DQ