John Morrison Speaks: ECW Results, 8-29-07

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ECW Champion John Morrison comes out in slow motion. Literally, the camera angle had in move in slow motion. He grabbed a microphone and said everyone wants his body, more than his words. Morrison said that at SummerSlam he set the night on fire. Morrison said he proved why he is the guru of greatness and the Tuesday night delight. He is the ECW Champion, John Morrison. Morrison says General Manager Armando Alejandro Estrada made a fatal four way match tonight where the winner will get an upportunity at his ECW Championship. John says The Boogeyman is coming to get him, but it'll take more than worms to scare him. John says Miz claims he's a chick magnet, but talk is cheap and action is words and he isn't talking about what Miz does to himself in the shower. Morrison says he hopes Big Daddy V doesn't win, plain and simple. Morrison then says that CM Punk had his chance and lost at SummerSlam. He says Punk doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and obviously doesn't win championships either! Morrison declares none of these four can beat him.

MATCH 1: Kevin Thorne vs. Stevie Richards
Lock up and the referee breaks them up in the corner. Richards punches away at Thorne until Thorne gets the advantage and kicks away at Richards. Thorne drops a couple of elbows and then hip tosses Richards. Richards fights back with chops and knees but Thorne catches Stevie and drops him throat first across the top rope. Thorne then hotshots Richards throat first into the turnbuckle! Thorne tosses Richards into the steel steps and sends him back first into the fan barricade and apron. In the ring, Thorne covers for a two count. Thorne nails a running clothesline in the corner. Thorne then with multiple clotheslines but Richards counters a crucifix and goes for a backslide but Thorne counters with a clothesline. Thorne slaps Richards repeatedly and Richards counters and gets his knees up right in Thorne's face. Richards with a side kick and an enziguri for a two count. Thorne spears Richards into the corner and Richards quickly counters into a school boy for a two count. Thorne with a torture rack back breaker. Thorne places Richards on the top rope and nails the original sin for the win.
Winner: Kevin Thorne

Backstage Balls Mahoney walks into The Miz and Extreme Expose. Miz says he was shocked Mahoney won last week and wants to see if the win was a fluke. Layla El and Brooke call Mahoney a loser. Miz, Brooke, and Layla tell Kelly they have to go. Kelly tells Mahoney good luck in his match tonight.

Else where backstage, Armando Alejandro Estrada is talking with John Morrison and tells him to get comfortable for the fatal four way main event tonight. CM Punk walks in and says he's gonna earn his shot tonight but he won't put his feet on the ropes to do it like Morrison did last Sunday. Punk acts like he is about to punch Morrison and Morrison jumps. Punk laughs and walks away. Morrison says that guy has some serious daddy issues. Estrada agrees with a si.

MATCH 2: Elijah Burke vs. Balls Mahoney
Kelly starts a clap as the fans chant Balls and she has a big smile on her face. Joey has Kelly loves Balls! Mahoney with a hip toss and nails a body slam and clothesline to Burke. Kelly gets to her feet and applaudes Mahoney. Burke sends Mahoney shoulder first into the ring post much to the dismay of Kelly Kelly. Burke with kicks and punches to Mahoney. Burke irish whips Mahoney into the corner and slams his leg across the ring post. Burke nails his delayed elbow drop in the corner and applies a neck vice. Mahoney counters with a backslide for a two count. Burke misses a splash in the corner and Mahoney rolls up Burke for a two count. Burke with a leg sweep/clothesline combo for a two count. Burke applies a headlock and Mahoney counters with a suplex. Mahoney with multiple punches as the fans chant Balls. Mahoney with a sit down powerbomb and covers but Burke gets his foot on the ropes at the two count. Mahoney goes up top but Burke follows and delivers a superplex. Burke then with the Elijah Express in the corner for the win!
Winner: Elijah Burke

After the match, The Miz gets a microphone and says the loser of the match is Balls Mahoney! Brooke and Layla walk to the back with Miz as Kelly follows. Kelly suddenly enters the ring and checks on Mahoney! Miz, Layla, and Brooke are shocked and laugh it off while walking to the back. Kelly then leaves the ring and heads toward the back but stops and glances back at Mahoney. Kelly smiles and waves toward Balls.

MATCH 3: Fatal Four Way Match Where The Winner Becomes The Number One Contender To John Morrison's ECW Championship: The Miz vs. CM Punk vs. Big Daddy V with Matt Striker vs. The Boogeyman
Big Daddy V attacks Boogeyman and Punk and Miz then attack Big Daddy V. Big Daddy V knocks all three wrestlers down. Big Daddy V sends Boogeyman over the top rope and splashes Punk in the corner. Big Daddy V with a headbutt to The Miz and spinebusters him to the mat. Miz trips Boogeyman and pulls him out of the ring. Big Daddy V military presses CM Punk and sends him to the floor outside of the ring! Big Daddy V goes to splash Punk and Miz on the fan barricade but both move and Big Daddy V is sent over the barricade! Miz sends Punk into the steel steps. In the ring, Punk gets a boot up to Miz's face but Miz counters with a running clothesline in the corner to Punk for a two count. Punk counters Miz with a scoop slam but misses a leg drop. Miz with a snapmare and applies an arm lock as a CM Punk chant starts. Punk counters with an arm drag and connects with a powerslam. Punk with a high knee in the corner and then a running bulldog. Punk with a springboard clothesline for a two count. Punk lifts up The Miz and nails the GTS for the win!
Winner: CM Punk