John Cena Retains: SummerSlam Results, 8-26-07

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MATCH 1: Kane vs. Finlay
Kane with uppercuts and nails an elbow to Finlay. Kane with a body slam and continues his assualt on the Irishman. Kane with knees to Finlay and spears Finlay in the corner. Kane chokes Finlay in the ropes with his knees. Finlay gets a boot up and goes up top but Kane clocks him and Finlay falls to the outside. Kane goes up top but Finlay pushes Kane and Kane lands hard rib first into the top turnbuckle. Finlay continues his assault on Kane's ribs with a reverse splash for a two count. Finlay applies a single legged Boston crab but Kane reverses with an enziguri! Kane with rights and nails a big boot. Knae with two running clotheslines in the corner and nails a sidewalk slam for a two count. Kane goes up top and nails a flying clothesline. Kane misses a clothesline in the corner and Finlay sits down on Kane's ribs for a two count. Finlay goes to the outside and brings out Cruiserweight Champion Hornswoggle.

Hornswoggle gets into the ring but Kane sits up and Hornswoggle freaks out and runs to the outside. Hornswoggle tries to run under the ring but Kane catches him and tosses him back into the ring. Kane goes to chokeslam Hornswoggle but Finlay stops him. Kane pushes Hornswoggle down and goes to chokeslam Finlay but can't because his ribs are giving him a hard time. Finlay reverses into a DDT for a two count. Finlay exposes the top turnbuckle to distract the referee and Finlay grabs his shilaleigh but Kane punches Finlay. Kane looks to grab the shilaleigh but the referee stops him and gives it to the ring announcer. As the referee does this Honrswoggle hands Finlay another shilaleigh and Finlay nails Kane in the head with it! Finlay rolls up Kane and grabs the tights but only gets a two count. Finlay misses Kane and goes shoulder first into the ring post and Kane nails the chokeslam for the win!
Winner: Kane

MATCH 2: Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship:
Umaga with a right hand to Kennedy and then one to Carlito. Carlito spits out his apple he had in his mouth after that punch. Umaga irish whips Carlito hard into the corner and Carlito and Kennedy roll to the outside. Carlito attacks Umaga from behind after a distraction from Kennedy but it doesn't work that well. Kennedy holds unto Umaga's leg and Carlito nails a dropkick sending Umaga to the outside. Kennedy places Umaga back first into the steel steps and kicks Umaga right into his shoulder like his did Bobby Lashley a few weeks back. In the ring, Carlito with a roll up to Kennedy and grabs the ropes but the referee notices it and stops the count at two. Carlito with a springboard back elbow for a two count. Kennedy counters and nails a forward russian leg sweep. Umaga catches Kennedy and pulls Kennedy back first to the outside.

Umaga with a front slam to Carlito. Umaga goes up top and nails a headbutt to Carlito. Umaga punches Carlito down into the corner and Kennedy pulls Carlito out of the way and Umaga splashes the ring post. Kennedy grabs a moniter and nails Umaga in the head with it! Carlito knocks Kennedy off the apron and covers Umaga for a two count. Carlito then pleads with Kennedy that they should work together. Carlito and Kennedy go to suplex Umaga but Umaga counters and suplexes both Carlito and Kennedy! Umaga clotheslines both men. Umaga with a samoan drop to Carlito and a spinning sidewalk slam to Kennedy. Umaga with a thrust kick to Carlito and then nails his running knee in the corner. Kennedy low bridges the ropes and Umaga is sent to the outside. Kennedy nails the Kenton splash and covers but Umaga breaks up the count. Umaga then nails Kennedy with the samoan spike for the win.
Winner: Umaga
MATCH 3: Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio
Rey Mysterio is covered wiith silver body paint. Rey pushes Chavo as a Chavo sucks chant breaks out. Chavo goes for Rey's knee but Rey pushes him off. Rey with a quick takedown to Chavo but Chavo bridges out and Rey rolls through and nails an arm drag. Lock up and Chavo kicks at Rey's knee again. Rey moves and Chavo dropkicks through the ropes! Rey nails a front flip splash unto Chavo! In the ring, Rey with kicks to Chavo's knee and nails a baseball slide to his knee. Rey goes up top and nails a hurricanrana. Rey goes up top again but Chavo pushes Rey forcing him into the tree of woe position. Chavo works away on Rey's knee. Chavo covers Rey for a two count. Chavo applies a stretch muffler submission hold and Rey counters into a headscissors takedown. Chavo with a submission hold and bridges down on his back while applying a leg hold. Rey counters this time with an enziguri.

Chavo falls on the second rope and Rey goes for the 619 but his knee gives out on him. Chavo applies a single legged Boston crab but Rey makes it to the bottom rope. Rey counters with a splash for a two count. Rey goes to the apron and Chavo punches away at him. Chavo goes up top but Rey this time puts Chavo in the tree of woe and begins kicking away at his knee. Rey ducks and Chavo is sent through the ropes. Rey with the seated senton to Chavo on the outside. Rey jumps the ropes and nails another seated senton. Chavo with a sunset flip but Rey rolls through and nails a kick to Chavo's head for a two count. Rey reverses Chavo with a spinning DDT for another two count. Rey goes up top but misses a crossbody! Chavo nails the gory bomb but only gets a two count! Rey kicks away at Chavo and drop toe holds him and goes for the 619 again but Chavo ducks and nails Rey with two amigo suplexes. On the third Rey reverses with a spinning hurricanrana which sends Chavo into the ropes. Rey nails the 619 and jumps the ropes and finishes off Chavo with a big splash for the win!
Winner: Rey Mysterio

MATCH 4: WWE Diva Battle Royal
Women's Champion Candice Michelle comes out looking amazing. She is seated in a king/queen like chair with peacock feathers in front of the announcers table. All the WWE Divas come out.

Brooke chokes Maria in the ropes and Maria tries to toss Brooke out but she hangs on. Beth body slams Brooke over the top rope to the outside. Brooke is eliminated. Maria with a boot choke to Jillian in the corner. Jillian forced Maria to do the splits in the ring. Maria goes for a hurricanrana but Jillian counters and puts Maria on the apron. Jillian spears Maria off the apron and she is gone. Maria is eliminated. Victoria tosses Layla to the outside. Layla is eliminated. More fighting ensues with lots and lots of screaming. Beth with elbows to Kelly and Torrie. Jillian goes to eliminate Mickie but Mickie hangs on. Kristal kicks Victoria through the ropes. Victoria is eliminated. Mickie gets Kristal and puts her on the apron and tries to eliminate her. From behind Michelle goes to attack Mickie but Mickie moves and Michelle knocks Kristal off the apron. Kristal is eliminated. Beth and Torrie throw Kelly through the ropes. Kelly Kelly is eliminated. Mickie with an elbow and goes for a hurricanrana to Jillian but Jillian puts Mickie over the top rope but Mickie hangs onto Jillian. Torrie comes from behind and pushes Jillian over the top rope.

Jillian Hall is eliminated. Melina then kicks Mickie off the apron. Mickie James is eliminated. Melina chokes Torrie in the corner and nails a sit down splash to Torrie Wilson. Michelle with a thrust kick to Melina. Michelle and Torrie double clothesline Melina over the top rope. Melina is eliminated. Candice has a big smile on her face. Michelle and Torrie nail a double clothesline to Beth. Beth counters Torrie and tosses over to the outside. Torrie Wilson is eliminated. Michelle with uppercuts to Beth but Beth catches Michelle and just throws her over the top rope! Michelle McCool is eliminated.
Winner: Beth Phoenix

MVP's music hits and he makes his way to the ring along with an ice chest. MVP says no one bought a ticket tonight to see the WWE Divas, but instead to see MVP. MVP says back when he was poor he would drink beer, but now that he's rich he only drinks beverages that suit him. MVP challenges Matt Hardy to a beer drinking contest. Matt Hardy makes his way out to the ring. MVP hands Matt a beer as a we want Austin chant breaks out. Hardy says at Saturday Night's Main Event MVP bailed out on their boxing match, giving Matt a substitute. So tonight Matt gets to pick a substitute of his own... Stone Cold Steve Austin! Austin makes his way to the ring and has a quick beew with Matt. MVP hands Austin a beer and Stone Cold nails a stunner to MVP. Then Austin celebrates by drinking. And drinking. And drinking.

WrestleMania 24 promo is shown.

MATCH 5: ECW Championship: (Champion) John Morrison vs. CM Punk
CM Punk with a double leg takedown and applies a headlock. Punk with a hip toss and body slam. Punk nails a dropkick to Morrison on the apron. Morrison with a knee to Punk's head and nails a neck breaker to Punk on the apron! Morrison covers for a two count. Morrison applies an arm lock as the fans chant for CM Punk. Punk fights out but Morrison drop toe holds Punk into the ropes. Morrison with a side kick for a two count. Morrison with a headlock but Punk fights out and rolls John up for a two count. Morrison catapaults Punk into the turn buckle but Punk holds his balance and counters with a crossbody for a two count. Punk with an enziguri for another two count. Morrison counters with a back breaker/neck breaker combo for a two count. Punk then counters Morrison with a clothesline. Punk goes up top and nails a moonsault for only a two count.

Punk crotches Morrison unto the ropes and goes up top. Punk nails a flying clothesline. Punk with an inside cradle for a two count. Punk with a side kick and places Morrison on the top rope. Punk goes for a hurricanrana but Morrison holds unto the ropes and Punk lands on his head. Morrison cradles Punk into a cover and puts his feet on the ropes for the win.
Winner: John Morrison

MATCH 6: King Booker with Queen Sharmell vs. Triple H
Fireworks go off as Triple H makes his long awaited return. Triple H has a big smile on his face when he sees the crowd. Triple H chant breaks out. Booker with kicks and punches but Triple H fights back with punches of his own. Triple H clotheslines Booker over the top rope. Triple H poses for the crowd. Triple H with more punches to Booker but Booker gets an elbow up. Triple H counters and once again clotheslines Booker over the top rope. Triple H goes to the outside and brings Booker back in. Booker comes back with chops but Triple H counters with a face buster for a two count. Sharmell grabs Triple H's leg and Booker dropkicks Triple H's knee. Booker slams Triple H's knee into the apron. Triple H counters and chop blocks Booker's knee. Triple H places Booker into the figure four leg lock but Sharmell rakes Triple H's eyes!

Booker with a thrust kick for a two count. Booker kicks Triple H into the corner but Triple H fights back and tosses Booker over the top rope. Triple H slams Booker's head into the steel steps and sends Booker knee first into the steel steps. In the ring, Triple H with a clothesline in the corner. Triple H nails a spinebuster. Triple H then goes for the pedigree but Booker counters with the book end for only a two count. Booker with some high knees to Triples and nails a sidewalk slam. Booker goes up top and misses the Houston hangover! Triple H does the suck it chop. Booker goes for a thrust kick but Triple H ducks and nails the pedigree for the win!
Winner: Triple H

MATCH 7: World Heavyweight Championship: (Champion) The Great Khali with Runjin Singh vs. Batista
Khali kicks awat at Batista in the corner. Batista fights back but Khali pushes him off. Khali with elbows in the corner. Khali with a couple of clotheslines. Khali then kicks Batista through the ropes and poses for the crowd. Batista hotshots Khali across the top rope but runs into a chop from Khali for a two count. Khali sends Batista shoulder first into the ring post twice. Khali applies a nerve hold but Batista makes it to the ropes. Khali with forearms to Batista's back and again applies the nerve hold as the fans chant you can't wrestle. A big boring chant breaks out. Batista counters with a jaw breaker but runs into a big boot from Khali for a two count. Batista blocks Khali's vice grip and spinebusters Khali. Batista goes for the Batista Bomb but Khali counters. Batista then goes up top but Khali catches him and nails the Khali chokeslam bomb for a two count. Runjin grabs a chair and tosses it to Khali. The referee warns him but Khali nails Batista in the back with the chair. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Batista by disqualification

MATCH 8: WWE Championship: (Champion) John Cena vs. Randy Orton
Lock up and John Cena with a side headlock as fans boo him. Cena with a shoulder block and side headlock takedown. Orton makes it to the ropes and the referee breaks the hold. Orton with a side headlock to the delight of the fans. Orton with a shoulder block takedown. A Cena sucks chant starts. Cena with a drop toe hold and goes for the STFU but Orton makes it to the ropes. Orton nails a huge right hand knocking Cena to the mat. Orton punches away at Cena in the corner. Orton with an uppercut and Cena reverses and nails a running bulldog for a two count. Orton gets a boot up and nails a club to the back of Cena's head for a two count. Cena blocks Orton and fights back but Orton ducks and Cena misses a crossbody! On the apron, Orton knocks Cena face first into the announcer table! Orton brings Cena back into the ring and gets a two count. Orton applies a sleeperhold as Cena fades away. Cena comes back and counters with a back suplex. Cena charges and spalshes the turnbuckle as Orton moves out of the way. Orton kicks away at Cena's ankles and then at Cena's head. Orton drops the knee but Cena moves out of the way and Orton hits the mat.

Orton counters John with a powerslam for a two count. Orton applies another sleeperhold. Cena powers out but runs into a beautiful dropkick from Randy for a two count. Orton with another sleeperhold and Cena tries to counter but Orton with a side headlock takedown and once again applies the sleeper. Orton wraps his legs around Cena so he can't escape out of the hold. Orton is on Cena's back as Cena powers out and sends Orton back first into the corner. Cena with punches and nails two shoulder block takedowns and a spinout powerbomb. Cena with the "you can't see me" and nails the five knuckle shuffle. Cena goes for the FU but Orton counters with an inverted back breaker. Cena is on the apron and Orton places him between the ropes and nails a DDT for a two count. Orton prepares for the RKO but Cena blocks it and Orton low bridges Cena over the top rope. On the outside, Orton sends Cena shoulder first into the steel steps. Orton brings a lifeless Cena back into the ring and covers for a two count. Orton runs into an elbow from Cena and Cena nails a spinning neck breaker. Cena goes up top but Orton stops him with punches. Orton goes up top and tries for a superplex but Cena powers Orton and pushes him to the mat.

Cena nails a leg drop. Cena then goes for the FU but Orton holds onto the top rope and hotshots Cena's head into the ropes. Orton plans for the RKO once again but then decides to kick Cena's head in. Orton goes for the punt but Cena moves and drop toe holds Orton and applies the STFU! After some hesitation Orton makes it to the ropes. Out of knowhere Cena turns around and Orton nails the RKO! Orton covers, one, two, no only two! Cena then lifts up Orton and nails the FU out of knowhere for the win!
Winner: John Cena