John Cena appeared on The Conan O'Brien show last night. Here's a recap:

The scene begins with Cena being introduced as the WWE Champion, and shows a clip of the F-U on Khali from Raw. Cena joked as being born with the muscles that he currently has, and tells Conan he can do it. Conan rebuts with "No, I cant!"

Cena says that he doesn't oil up, and said that it is not 'his cup of coffee.' He also jokes that he is meaner than a dog crapping tacks when he goes through the curtain. Cena talks about the TLC match, and Conan jokes that they should put an ottoman in the ring to hit someone with.

Conan mentions that Cena is a Make a Wish spokesman, and Cena says that WWE/Make a Wish has a project called "Destination Joy." The project has an auction on wish.org for four ringside tickets to Wrestlemania 24 in Orlando. The winning bidder gets those four seats, a private jet flight to Orlando, hotel accomodations, and gets to hang with Cena.

The segment closes with Conan plugging Raw, Fast Cars and Superstars, and Destination Joy.