The Think Tank: Stop the Show, I Wanna Get Off!

By Pete Ellis

Okay, let's all take a deep breath, slow things down for a minute, drop back to reality and review this week a little.

First of all, Mr. Kennedy got hurt. He tore his arm muscle, and originally thought he'd be out of wrestling for six months or more. Solution? Let's have him hold on to his Money in the Bank until Wrestlemania 24 and give him time to heal.

Perfect!

Now, what actually happened: Let's hand the Money in the Bank over to Edge on a whim and relive what Edge did in 2006. Not so perfect: WTF?

Now, we come to find out Kennedy isn't hurt that bad. Too late. Money in the Bank has been cashed in. So I guess that ladder match that we had to hear about for weeks didn't mean so much after all.

Next on the agenda:

FINALLY, a reason to watch Smackdown: Batista vs. The Undertaker. This was a great match at Wrestlemania, and now we give you two HUGE rematches both designed to present a clear winner. Problem: we give you two bullsh!t endings and nothing gets settled... WTF?

PLOT TWIST: Mark Henry comes back and Edge beats the Undertaker... WTF?

Meanwhile, back on ECW, Vince is gearing up for the same match they gave us at Backlash. What do we call this? Back-relash? Or Rebacklash? BackLashley?

So Edge is now the World Champion on Smackdown, John Cena is fighting the Great Khali, Kennedy is still hurt, and nothing is anything like what it was a month ago. Don't blink this week, or you might miss another set of drastic changes....

Stay tuned.