The Think Tank: Celebrity Sacrilege

By Pete Ellis

Every year at Wrestlemania, we find our program decorated with famous folks from all walks of life, not just the world of WWE. B-list figures from Hollywood, music and sports alike grace us with cameos and bell-ringing honers from start to finish.

With that in mind, I would like to provide my loyal readers with a little brain candy I like to call...

THE TOP 10 CELEBS THAT THE WWE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN

10. Evel Knievel - The legendary stunt man's themes could include jumping 10 WWE Divas on his motorcycle!

9. Frank Gore - 49ers halfback provides the look, and an obvious finishing move, perfect for a main event match.

8. Don King - Is the show big enough for two diabolical greed monsters?

7. David Letterman - How much verbal abuse is too much for Kane? Let's find out!

6. Anna Nicole Smith - Wait, no one's gonna believe that story line.

5. Howard Stern - Return of the Fartman?

4. Henry Rollins - Angry muscle-head with a political agenda a mile long? I smell ratings!

3. Yao Ming - Dennis Rodman blazed the trail for basketballers in pro wrestling. Now we can have Ming vs. Great Khali in the biggest ladder match ever!

2. Britney Spears - Hair vs. Hair match against... oh, right, never mind.

1. Jack Black - This one was too easy to pass up. Jack embodies the most mediocre aspects of athletics, music and acting.

How is he not already signed!?