Test, RVD and Lashley Tango for the Title: ECW Results, 1-16-07

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Kelly Kelly makes her way to the ring to start ECW. She reminds us who she is and that she is an exhibitionist. Kelly tells us that next week the expose will return and she will not be alone. Kelly asks who wants a preview tonight. Matt Striker stops her before she can do anything. Striker says that he used to have students like Kelly in his classroom, students that would do anything to cause a distraction. Striker says that Kelly is not approved curriculum for study of the human body. Striker tells Kelly that she belongs in the home on her knees cleaning. Striker says that women’s feet are smaller than men’s so that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Striker tells Kelly to sit at ringside while he takes care of CM Punk.

CM Punk vs Matt Striker
- The match starts with basic back and forth wrestling that eventually sees Punk take the advantage. Punk puts an arm bar on Striker before slamming him to the mat. Punk grabs both of Striker’s arms and pushes against his shoulder with his feet. Punk continues maneuvers with the arm bar locked in. Striker breaks free and hits Punk with punches in the corner. Striker charges at Punk, but takes a boot to the face before being flipped to the outside. Back from commercials, Striker has his legs wrapped around the head of Punk. Striker drags Punk’s face across the mat with the legs still wrapped around Punk’s head. Punk comes back with a dropkick to Striker’s head. Punk tries for an inside cradle for 2. Striker sets up for a suplex, but Punk hits Striker with stiff Muay Thai kicks. Punk hits his running knee bulldog combo for 2. Striker sets up for a neckbreaker. Kelly Kelly jumps onto the ring apron and shows Striker her bare chest. The distraction allows Punk to get the backslide pin for the win.
Winner: CM Punk

The Alpha Male Marques Car Von (aka Monty Brown) vs Cassidy Riley
- Alpha Male works over Riley in the corner. Car Von punches and kicks away at Riley. Riley blocks a suplex attempt by Car Von, only to be dropped across the rope. Car Von hits Riley with the pounce. Car Von locks in an arm bar submission to pick up the win. After the match, Car Von says that everyone is wondering what the Alpha Male is doing in ECW. He says whatever he wants to. Alpha Male is marking his new territory. The hardest, regardless is Marques Car Von, the Alpha Male.
Winner: Marques Car Von

Sandman vs Elijah Burke w/ Sylvester Terkay
- Before the match begins, Sandman tags the man bear with the cane. Burke takes the advantage kicking and punching at Sandman. Sandman comes back with a bulldog. Sandman sells the strength of Burke’s punches. Burke goes to the top turnbuckle, but is caught by Sandman. Burke throws off Sandman and makes a cover with a handful of denim for 3.
Winner: Elijah Burke

Test vs Rob Van Dam vs Bobby Lashley
- Lashley and Test hook up outside the ring to start the match. Lashley launches Test shoulder first into the ring post before throwing him into the ring. RVD goes for the quick pin on Test for 2. Test throws RVD to the outside. RVD and Test go at it on the outside. RVD put Test on the security railing and hits the spinning leg lariat from the ring apron. Lashley and RVD exchange blows in the middle of the ring. Lashley wins the power battle with RVD. RVD goes for a roll up for 2. Test makes his way to the ring apron only to be knocked off by Lashley. Lashley puts a submission move on RVD. RVD comes back with a series of rights before a Lashley clothesline takes him back down. Lashley locks RVD in a headlock.

Back from commercials, Test is unleashing his fury on Lashley and RVD. Test throws Lashley out of the ring. RVD goes to the top only to be pushed off by Test. Lashley makes his way back into the ring and suplexes Test for 2. Back in the ring, RVD hits Test with a spinning heel kick and Lashley with a windmill kick. RVD hits Lashley with a springboard thrust kick before being thrown out of the ring by Test. Test goes to the top rope, but is caught by Lashley. Test pushes Lashley off and connects with an elbow drop. RVD goes to the top rope and kicks Test in the face. Lashley and Test are laid out next to each other. RVD hits both men with rolling thunder. RVD goes to the top and flies over Lashley to hit Test with the 5 star frog splash. Test rolls out of the ring allowing Lashley to hit RVD with the spear and dominator to pick up the pin.
Winner: Bobby Lashley

After the match, Test conceals the ECW title with his body. Lashley approaches Test only to be knocked out with the title. Test yells that the title is his and not Lashley’s