Elimination Chamber Announced, Heyman Monkeys Around: ECW Results, 10-31-06

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ECW opens with a video package highlighting the ladder match for a future title shot between Big Show and RVD. Paul Heyman then introduces himself. Heyman explains that RVD did win a contract for a title shot. RVD named December to Dismember as the time and place for that title shot. However, the contract did not name the stipulations of the match. Heyman announces that RVD will still get a shot at the title because he will be one of the participants in an extreme elimination chamber.

Kevin Thorn w/ Ariel vs Sabu
Qualifying match for the elimination chamber match
Thorn quickly takes down Sabu, but Sabu takes the advantage just as quick. Thorn rolls out to the ring apron to get away from Sabu, but Sabu hits a baseball slide that knock Thorn to the outside. After pointing to the sky, Sabu flips himself over the top rope onto Thorn. Sabu puts the boots to Thorn before rolling him back in. Sabu goes for a quick pin for 2. Sabu goes for a spinning move off of the second rope, but Thorn catches him with a sit out power bomb for 2. Thorn throws Sabu shoulder first into the corner for a 2. Thorn locks Sabu into an arm submission.

Sabu battles back. Sabu hits Thorn with a springboard leg lariat followed by a springboard clothesline followed by a springboard back elbow. Sabu goes for the pin and gets 2. Sabu hits a springboard DDT on Thorn. Sabu hits a slingshot summersault leg drop. Sabu locks in the camel clutch for the submission.
Winner: Sabu

Backstage Rebecca is backstage with Sandman. Sandman starts to put himself over as the man to face Umaga at Cyber Sunday before a clown enters the picture and honks his bicycle horn. As the clown walks away, Sandman starts laughing and excuses himself for a moment. Sandman takes the Singapore cane to the clown. Sandman explains that he hates clowns.

Daivari w/ The Great Khali vs Shannon Moore
Daivari walks to the ring speaking a lot of Farsi. Daivari takes an early advantage with a cheap shot. Daivari throws Moore repeatedly into the ring post shoulder first. Daivari works of Moore’s arm and shoulder. Moore and Daivari exchange blows in the middle of the ring. Moore takes down Daivari with a pinning kick. Daivari starts on Moore’s arm again. Daivair holds Moore’s wrist and hits a DDT. Daivari picks up the 3 count. After the match, The Great Khali hits Moore with a power bomb to send a message to the ECW locker room.
Winner: Daivari

ECW Diva Halloween Costume Contest

Kelly Kelly comes out first, followed by Trinity and Ariel. All of them have robes on to start. Trinity goes first. Bikini bottoms with yellow caution tape covering her breast. Ariel is next. She is wearing the same stuff she had on during the Thorn/Sabu match. She explains that it is not a costume; this is the way she dresses every day. Kelly Kelly is dressed like CM Punk with tattoos and everything. Trinity is the winner.

Mike Knox comes out to confront Kelly. Punk comes from behind. Punk hits a series of knees, with one big one knocking Knox over the top rope onto the floor. Kelly is laughing at Knox as Punk tries to figure out what is going on.

RVD and Hardcore Holly vs Test and Big Show
RVD and Test start the match. Test takes the advantage over RVD. Test hits a series of elbows on RVD in the corner. Test charges and RVD, but eats a spinning kick. RVD tags in Holly. Holly unleashes a fury of offense on Test. Holly works over Test for a few minutes and the tags RVD. RVD continues the assault on Test. Test gets a second wind and throws RVD face first into Big Show’s boot. Test runs at RVD, but RVD pull down the top rope and Test flip over onto the ring apron.

A series of kicks later, Test is on the floor. Test tries to come back in, but RVD catches him. RVD charges at Test, but gets hit with a right. Test hits Holly with a right. Test is distracted with Holly, allowing RVD to hit a cross body. Both men fall to the outside. It is time for the final commercial break. Back on the inside, RVD continues to work over Test. Test hits a big clothesline that folds RVD in half. Test works over RVD with kicks, chokes, and elbows. RVD hits a windmill kick. RVD gets a tag to Holly. Test quickly tags in Big Show. Holly goes after Big Show’s legs before Big Show hits a huge clothesline. Big Show works on Holly in the corner with chest slaps. Big Show stands on Holly. Test gets in a cheap shot wile Big Show distracts the ref. Holly tries to come back with some chops, but takes a big boot to the face. Big Show hits an elbow drop for a 2 count.

Later, RVD comes off the top with a kick to Big Show’s face. Show goes to the outside. RVD follows. Big Show tries to javelin RVD into the ring post, but RVD slides out and Big Show tastes the steel. RVD is measuring Big Show on the outside when someone in a monkey suit hits RVD with a pipe in the back of the head (looked more like his back, but they were calling it as a head shot). Big Show throws RVD back in the ring. Big Show hits a choke slam as the ref rejoins the match. Big Show gets the pin fall. The monkey man raises Test and Big Show’s hand in victory and the removes his mask. It is Paul Heyman. Heyman beats his monkey chest as the show comes to a close.
Winner: Test and Big Show

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