K-Fed Taunts Cena, Orton Takes Down Triple H: RAW Results, 10-23-06

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Kevin Federline came to the ring to open the live action. Britney Spear’s husband grabbed a mic and asked if everyone wanted to know why he was back on Raw. He said it was simpe: he wants payback. K-Fed claimed that all the entertainment networks talked all week about how Cena had humiliated him last week.

He said that he wasn’t a loser like the Chicago Cubs and vowed to get his revenge tonight … and he figures to have some help in the form of World Champion King Booker. Booker slowly came to the ring and said that he listened to K-Fed’s CD. He called it a treasure and Federline a pure artist. The King said Cena would pay for his actions. He continued the K-Fed praise by calling him a trend setter, who would set the trend by voting for Cena’s WWE title to be on the line at Cyber Sunday.

At that point, ECW Champion Big Show came to the ring in street clothes and said everyone needs to hold on a second. He said he agrees that Cena’s belt should be up for grabs at Cyber Sunday and that he should be beaten within an inch of his life. However, he disagreed that Booker would win the Champion of Champions match. He said that he was the most dominant athlete in WWE history, and if he didn’t believe him to tune into ECW tomorrow night. A “Cena” chant broke out. Book cried “Balderdash!” Big Show asked what the hell that meant.

They argued over who’d be victorious at the PPV until WWE Champion John Cena showed up and, from the top of the ramp, told us to look at what we’ve got here. He said we’ve got Big Show, Booker T, and Kevin Federline: the dumbest line-up in the history of Celebrity Jeopardy … a big (referring to Show), royal (Book), pain in the ass (K-Fed). Cena addressed K-Fed and questioned his choice of allies, claiming that Show was the Stay-Puft marshmallow man, Jabba the Hut, and the white Fat Albert (mocking his past movie roles by making bogus claims of roles he did not have).

He then addressed K-Fed’s choice of Booker T as an ally, saying that it was all well and good w/ the King gimmick until he called K-Fed’s album a “treasure.” Cena said that Booker had officially lost his status as a black man. Ron Simmons then showed up and said, “Damn,” before walking away. Cena turned back to K-Fed and said that he’d have better luck playing with himself (rather than “Playing with Fire,” the title of K-Fed’s album) than getting revenge on the Champ.

Match 1: Melina vs. Mickie James
- James went for the Mickie DDT, but Melina countered and hit a modified swinging neckbreaker. James came back with a hurricanrana and hit her signature DDT for the win. Mickie advanced to the finals at 3:48.

Match 2: Chris Masters and Shelton Benjamin vs. Carlito and Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy
- The finish came when the faces had some confusion follow their attempt at a double-team, which led to Carlito getting rolled up by Shelton for the 1, 2, 3. Benjamin and Masters defeated Hardy and Carlito at 4:23. After the match, Carlito and Hardy argued until Masters and Benjamin started a brawl with them that led to the faces standing tall in the ring.

Backstage, Todd Grisham interviewed Edge and Randy Orton. Edge called Grisham “Re-Todd,” and talked about how typical it was for DX to do what they did last week. Orton said they won’t lay down for DX like others have, and that as the two biggest superstars in the industry, he and Edge will get the job done and defeat DX. Edge said that Eric Bischoff, The Coach, and Vince McMahon will be at ringside for the Orton-Trips match tonight.

Backstage, Johnny Nitro and K-Fed were hanging out and talking trash about Cena. Nitro said K-Fed was a better rapper and actor than Cena, but tonight Johnny would show the world that he’s a better wrestler than Cena.

Match 3: Johnny Nitro (w/ Melina and Kevin Federline) vs. WWE Champion John Cena
- Cena went wild after a lengthy beatdown, connecting on a series of diving shoulder tackles and clothesline, followed by the Prototype spinning back drop. He then motioned that K-Fed “couldn’t see him” and connected on the Five Knuckle Shuffle and the FU. Cena defeated Nitro at 6:33.

After the match, Cena went after K-Fed as he backed up the ramp. Booker and Big Show came out and beat Cena back to the ring before the champ could get his hands on K-Fed. Book slammed Cena’s face into the ring steps and then drilled him with a hard running clothesline. Big Show gave him the chokeslam, as Federline taunted him from the ramp. Booker T then gave Big Show the Book End and Cena the Axe Kick.

Match 4: World Tag Champions The Spirit Squad vs. Cryme Tyme
- JTG started against Mikey, who took immediate control as a result of the Spirit Squad’s trickery and heel tactics. Nicky and Mikey proceeded to connect on a standing moonsault combo. JTG fought back, but couldn’t get much offense in, as Mikey connected on a vertical suplex. Mikey then hit a dropkick, but JTG leapfrogged his next offensive maneuver and tagged the powerful Shad. Shad cleaned house, hitting a sidewalk slam on Mikey and tossed Nicky out of the ring. The finish came when Cryme Tyme hit the G9 for the win. Cryme Tyme won at 2:58. (CMV1 rating- ½ *)

After the match, Kenny dropped his teammate, grabbed a microphone, and vented his frustrations. He chastised his Squad members for losing and losing and losing to guys like Ric Flair. He challenged Flair to a match tonight…and he said he’d do it by himself.

Match 5: Kenny (w/ the Spirit Squad) vs. Ric Flair (w/ Roddy Piper, Sgt. Slaughter, Dusty Rhodes)
- Kenny backed Flair into the corner, but Flair reversed and hit a few knife edge chops. The Squad member hit a back drop and a second-rope missile dropkick to gain control, though. Kenny got fired up and tried for the Figure Four, but Flair countered and scored with basic offense. The Nature Boy dropped a knee, but thanks the Squad’s interference, got rolled up and pinned by Kenny. Kenny defeated Flair at 1:26.

Brooke Hogan’s CD is out tomorrow…

Bischoff, Coach, and McMahon were backstage. Vince wanted to make sure that Eric knew that the past was the past, and said that he could help Bischoff sell his book if he’d help him with his DX problem. McMahon got a call from his broker, and sent Eric and Coach to take care of things during the Trips-Orton match.

Match 6: Randy Orton (w/ Edge and Lita) vs. Triple H (w/ HBK)
- Orton went to the chinlock soon after some back and forth action, as the crowd began to get behind Triple H. HHH got to his feet and eventually connected with a Harley Race high knee and a facebuster across his knee. Lita got involved, prompting Trips to pull her by the hair up to the apron. Orton took advantage and regained control with his patented backbreaker. Randy prepared for the RKO, but HBK hopped up on the apron and distracted ref. HHH countered the RKO and pushed Orton into the referee. Trips went for the Pedigree, but Edge came in the ring and gave him a Spear. HBK came in the ring and took care of Edge.

Michaels then hit Coach with the superkick, but in doing so left himself vulnerable to a recovered Edge, who threw him into the ring post. Edge went back in the ring to give Trips another Spear, but the Game countered and threw the Rated-R Superstar out of the ring. Meanwhile, Eric Bischoff gave Orton a steel chair. Orton promptly blasted Triple H right between the eyes. Orton pinned HHH at 6:00.

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