Undertaker Shows Up, Batista Growls: Smackdown! Results, 8-11-06

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The show opens with The Great Khali making his way to the ring with Daivari. Daivari does the talking. He says who does the Undertaker thinks he is. Daivari says we do not accept the last man standing match at SummerSlam. The Undertaker's music hits and he quickly makes his way to the ring.

Taker throws punches and Khali fights back but Taker gets the advantage. Taker punches Daivari out of the way and chokeslams Khali! Taker celebrates his doings and poses in the ring.

Backstage, Chavo and Vicky Guerrero are talking. Vicky said this is ridiculous. Chavo says Rey is trying to take the Guerrero name from them. He says that he and Vicky are familia. Vicky says Rey is apart of our familia too. Chavo tells Vicky to remember Rey's last name is not Guerrero and to remember that well.

Match 1: Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms vs. Tatanka (Non-Title Match)

Tatanka chops Helms hard. Helms comes back with punches. Tatanka clotheslines Helms. Tatanka follows up with a bodyslam. Helms drops Tatanka face first into the turnbuckle. Helms attacks Tatanka's back and chokes him on the bottom rope. Helms nails a snapmare for two. Tatanka fights out and counters but runs into a high elbow from Helms. Helms jumps off the top rope and lands a picture perfect dropkick for two. Helms nails another snapmare and locks in an arm lock.

Tatanka fights out and chops Helms. They punch away at each other back and forth with Tatanka getting the better. Tatanka back body drops Helms. Tatanka nails the tamahawk chop to the head off the top rope for another two. Helms comes back and lands a neckbreaker. Helms follows up with the shining wizard and covers. Tatanka gets his foot under the bottom rope, but the referee doesn't notice it and awards Helms the match.
Winner: Gregory Helms

Daivari is yelling at Teddy Long backstage. Teddy says Khali will face Undertaker in a last man standing match, not at Summerslam but next week on Smackdown!

Match 2: KC James and Idol Stevens with Michelle McCool vs. WWE Tag Team Champions Paul London and Brian Kendrick (Non-Title Match)

London and Idol start out. They lock up and Idol applies a headlock. London lands a drop toe hold and tags in Kendrick. They nail a double takedown. They make numerous tags to one another performing moves off the top rope focusing on Idol's arm and shoulder. Kendrick lands a crossbody for two. Idol tags in James. James lands an elbow for two. Kendrick tags London back in and both nail a double hip toss and kick James in a chest and back combo move.

London moves and James runs into Idol. Idol gets back up and attacks London from behind. Idol throws London kidney first into the apron. London gets bodyslammed on James's knee. London fights back and bounces James' face unto the mat hard. London makes the tag to Kendrick who cleans house. London lands a double flying clothesline to James and Idol. Kendrick rolls up Idol but James kicks Kendrick in the head and Idol rolls through and grabs the tights for the three.
Winners: Idol Stevens and KC James

Backstage Ashley Massaro is talking to Luke Perry. Kristal Marshall interrupts and steals Ashley's spotlight unto herself. Ashley says she's sick of it. They have a staredown, but Perry breaks them up and Kristal tells him to call her.

Jen England, Layla El, Milena Roucka, JT Tinney and The Miz are in the ring. Miz introduces Luke Perry. Jen is first, she does kicks on the guy acting as a dummy and low blows him. She pours beer on her like Stone Cold does and gets booed. Next. Layla does a stripper dance and takes off her police costume and shows off her flexibility. She gets in a catfight with Jen and is cheered.

Milena is next she does a snapmare on the dummy guy and locks in an arm lock. She's booed. JT is last and reads a poem. She's booed. Luke goes through the girls to see what the fans think. JT is heavily booed. Milena is heavily booed. Layla is cheered pretty loudly. Jen is heavily booed. Layla wins.

Backstage, Vicky is telling Rey that this has to stop. Vicky says this is hurting her and asks Rey to forgive Chavo and move on and be friends again. Rey said in the name of Eddie Guerrero he'll try not to fight Chavo.

Match 3: Mr. Kennedy vs. Rey Mysterio

They lock up and Kennedy sends Rey in the corner. Rey nails a hurricanrana. Kennedy counters Rey's attack and lands a high elbow knocking Rey down. Kennedy throws Rey chest first into the turnbuckle. Kennedy covers and gets a two. Kennedy applies a neck lock. Rey fights out but gets thrown into the air and dropped hard to the mat by Kennedy for another two count. Rey fights out and goes to the top rope but Kennedy pushes Rey forcing him to lose balance and fall chest first on the top turnbuckle. Kennedy goes for his finisher but Rey counters and nails a hurricanrana off the top rope.

Kennedy throws Rey to the outside. Kennedy drives Rey kidney first into the apron. Back in the ring Kennedy applies a neck vice as the crowd chants Eddie. Rey fights out and Kennedy goes for a sunset flip but Rey rolls through and nails a front dropkick to Kennedy. Rey nails a springboard crossbody for two. Rey lands a crucifix for another two. Rey lands a flipping powerbomb for two and three quarters. Chavo runs down as Rey was going for the 619 and gets a baseball slide from Rey for his troubles. The two fight back at one another.
Winner: Rey Mysterio by disqualification

They continue fighting on the outside and Vicky runs down. Chavo pushes Rey into Vicky knocking her down and out. Vicky finally comes to and pushes Chavo. She says I've had enough of this and screams at them both.

Match 4: Sylvan vs. Vito

Sylvan's laughing at Vito and gets a couple of slaps for it. Vito lands a clothesline. Sylvan goes on the attack but Vito back body drops him and lands an atomic drop. Sylvan lands a sunset flip and see's up Vito's dress and screams like a girl! Sylvan flapjacks Vito on the turnbuckle. Sylvan clotheslines Vito for two. Vito fights back but Sylvan lands a cool spinebuster for another two count. Sylvan locks in a headlock but Vito fights out of it. Vito gets a back body drop by Sylvan. Sylvan misses Vito in the corner and Vito nails a huge DDT and locks in his arm lock submission with Sylvan's face in his crotch. Sylvan taps.
Winner: Vito by submission

RAW rebound is shown.

Match 5: Sylvester Terkay with Elijah Burke vs. Jobber

Terkay drives the Miz look alike jobber in the corner and nails a t-bone suplex. Terkay nails a belly to belly suplex and punches away at the Miz look alike. Terkay nails a spinning punch and locks in his arm lock submission hold and the referee calls for the bell .
Winner: Sylvester Terkay by submission

Backstage, Montel Vontavious Porter sucks up to Teddy Long. He has a platter full of food for Long. Porter says he is a star. Long says let's negotiate but Porter says his agent will be in touch and Porter says then Long and Smackdown will have it's MVP.

The World Heavyweight Champion King Booker and Queen Sharmell come down to do commentary for the next match.

Match 6: United States Champion Finlay and William Regal vs. Bobby Lashley and Batista

Batista spears Finlay in the corner a couple of times. Batista clotheslines Finlay and tags in Lashley. Regal tags in as well. Lashley bodyslams Regal and lands an elbow. Finlay lowbridges the ropes and Lashley goes to the outside. Finlay brings out the Little Bastard and military presses him unto Lashley and throws the little guy back under the ring. Regal and Finlay then work over Lashley for several minutes of the match focusing on his neck with headlocks and sleeperholds.

Finlay clotheslines Lashley down hard. Regal tags in and kicks away at Lashley. Finlay comes back in and nails some uppercuts. Finlay throws Lashley shoulder first into the ring post. Lashley fights back and nails a belly to belly suplex on Finlay. Regal tags in and cuts Lashley off from making the tag. Regal applies a full nelson. Lashley fights out but Regal goes back on the attack. Finlay tags in. Finlay applies a headlock but Lashley counters with a back body drop and makes the hot tag to Batista.

Batista cleans house and nails powerslams on both Regal and Finlay. Batista clotheslines Regal and goes for the cover but Finlay breaks it up. Lashley back body drops Finlay. Batista spears Regal and Lashley spears Finlay at the same time. Batista follows up and nails a spinebuster on Regal for the win.
Winners: Batista and Bobby Lashley