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The show opened with a few still photos of Graceland, but then the camera cut to the backstage area, where Vince and Shane were dressed up as Elvis. The McMahons said they left DX âall shook upâ at the end of last weekâs show.
Vince said HHH was dancing to the âjailhouse rockâ and HBK ended up in the âheartbreak hotel.â VKM said he was going to âbe cruelâ to Triple H tonight by putting him in a match against Umaga. They proceeded to break out into a rendition of âHound Dog.â Vince said âElvis has left the building.â
Match 1: Womenâs Champion Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus
- A lock-up started us off, but just as the two were jockeying for position, WWE Champion Edge (w/ Lita) came to the ring and demanded that the show and the match be stopped. Edge said he was sick of taking a backseat and told Mickie to shut up. He said the match was over and he was taking over Raw. He asked Trish to stay and reminded us that he was a two-time WWE champion.

Edge said he was sick of getting no respect and that it wasnât fair that he had to defend the WWE title against John Cena in Boston at Summerslam. He called the fans mindless sheep and said none of it was fair. He said that he had to put up with more crap than any champ in the history of the company.
Edge displayed the Summerslam promotional poster, featuring DX, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, and Trish. He then bashed several of those featured on the poster before turning his attention to the cover of the new WWE magazine featuring Trish Stratus. Edge said he was hoping the WWE would make up for leaving him off the Summerslam poster by putting him on the new WWE magazine cover, but instead Trish gets it. Lita then took the mic and called Trish a no-talent slut and asked Edge if she could remove her from the ring.
Trish fought her, but Edge grabbed her and placed her out of harmâs way. Lita then speared Trish and set her up for an Edge spear. Carlito then came into the ring and made the save. However, as Carlito tended to Trish, Edge came in and speared the crap out of him.
Match 2: Shelton Benjamin vs. Kane in a #1 contender match for the IC title
-(IC Champ Johnny Nitro, w/ Melina, sat at ringside for this number one contender match). Kane tried to do his normal pre-match pyro ordeal, but Shelton hit him with a springboard bulldog to start the match. He tried to follow with a leapfrog out of the corner and into a high risk, but Kane countered and tried to snake eyes. Shelton countered into a roll-up, but Kane took control soon after. Kane then splashed SB in the corner and followed with a sidewalk slam.
The Big Red Machine went up top and connected on a flying clothesline and set up for the chokeslam, but Shelton countered. Kane regained momentum and tried for the finish again, but SB again countered, this time into a DDT. Benjamin then tried for the T-Bone suplex, but Kane shoved him into the turnbuckle. He tried for another splash, but Benjamin dropkicked his knee and sent his face crashing into the top turnbuckle. The finish came when Kane countered Sheltonâs attempt at a flying clothesline and hit the chokeslam for the win. Kane became #1 contender to the IC title at 2:45.
John Cena came to the ring to a mixed reaction and said that he was as riled up as the crowd tonight. He said he didnât like Edge and mocked his quest for respect and his griping about not being on the Summerslam poster. Cena said that Edge was supposed to be on it, but that research showed that Edgeâs face scared kids. He said Lita was supposed to be on it, too, but she got on the 711 poster as spokeswoman for Slurpyâs for Herpes.
Cena commented that Edge did get to be on the poster for CBI, Crying Bitch Illustratedâ¦he showed a fake cover. He then got a cheap pop by saying he wouldnât mind if Summerslam was in Memphis before challenging Edge to come to the ring and earn the respect he wanted. Coach interrupted, though, and said Edge would not be coming out to accept that challenge, but rather heâd be teaming w/ Lita to face Carlito and Trish. Given that Cena was hungry for action, though, Coach set him up against Viscera.
Match 3: John Cena vs. Viscera
- The match started during the commercial break. Cena tried for a sunset flip, but Viscera tried for a butt drop. Cena dodged it, though, and tried for diving shoulder tackle. Viscera proceeded to catch him with a spinning wheel kick and follow with a running splash in the corner. He later hit a falling body slam for a near fall and locked in a modified camel clutch. Cena powered out and fought back with knee lifts and right hands, and then hit the seldom-used Throwback.
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