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The show opens with The Great Khali making his way to the ring with Daivari. Daivari does the talking. He says who does the Undertaker thinks he is. Daivari says we do not accept the last man standing match at SummerSlam. The Undertaker's music hits and he quickly makes his way to the ring.
Taker throws punches and Khali fights back but Taker gets the advantage. Taker punches Daivari out of the way and chokeslams Khali! Taker celebrates his doings and poses in the ring.
Backstage, Chavo and Vicky Guerrero are talking. Vicky said this is ridiculous. Chavo says Rey is trying to take the Guerrero name from them. He says that he and Vicky are familia. Vicky says Rey is apart of our familia too. Chavo tells Vicky to remember Rey's last name is not Guerrero and to remember that well.
Match 1: Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms vs. Tatanka (Non-Title Match)
Tatanka chops Helms hard. Helms comes back with punches. Tatanka clotheslines Helms. Tatanka follows up with a bodyslam. Helms drops Tatanka face first into the turnbuckle. Helms attacks Tatanka's back and chokes him on the bottom rope. Helms nails a snapmare for two. Tatanka fights out and counters but runs into a high elbow from Helms. Helms jumps off the top rope and lands a picture perfect dropkick for two. Helms nails another snapmare and locks in an arm lock.
Tatanka fights out and chops Helms. They punch away at each other back and forth with Tatanka getting the better. Tatanka back body drops Helms. Tatanka nails the tamahawk chop to the head off the top rope for another two. Helms comes back and lands a neckbreaker. Helms follows up with the shining wizard and covers. Tatanka gets his foot under the bottom rope, but the referee doesn't notice it and awards Helms the match.
Winner: Gregory Helms

Daivari is yelling at Teddy Long backstage. Teddy says Khali will face Undertaker in a last man standing match, not at Summerslam but next week on Smackdown!
Match 2: KC James and Idol Stevens with Michelle McCool vs. WWE Tag Team Champions Paul London and Brian Kendrick (Non-Title Match)
London and Idol start out. They lock up and Idol applies a headlock. London lands a drop toe hold and tags in Kendrick. They nail a double takedown. They make numerous tags to one another performing moves off the top rope focusing on Idol's arm and shoulder. Kendrick lands a crossbody for two. Idol tags in James. James lands an elbow for two. Kendrick tags London back in and both nail a double hip toss and kick James in a chest and back combo move.
London moves and James runs into Idol. Idol gets back up and attacks London from behind. Idol throws London kidney first into the apron. London gets bodyslammed on James's knee. London fights back and bounces James' face unto the mat hard. London makes the tag to Kendrick who cleans house. London lands a double flying clothesline to James and Idol. Kendrick rolls up Idol but James kicks Kendrick in the head and Idol rolls through and grabs the tights for the three.
Winners: Idol Stevens and KC James
Backstage Ashley Massaro is talking to Luke Perry. Kristal Marshall interrupts and steals Ashley's spotlight unto herself. Ashley says she's sick of it. They have a staredown, but Perry breaks them up and Kristal tells him to call her.
Jen England, Layla El, Milena Roucka, JT Tinney and The Miz are in the ring. Miz introduces Luke Perry. Jen is first, she does kicks on the guy acting as a dummy and low blows him. She pours beer on her like Stone Cold does and gets booed. Next. Layla does a stripper dance and takes off her police costume and shows off her flexibility. She gets in a catfight with Jen and is cheered.
Milena is next she does a snapmare on the dummy guy and locks in an arm lock. She's booed. JT is last and reads a poem. She's booed. Luke goes through the girls to see what the fans think. JT is heavily booed. Milena is heavily booed. Layla is cheered pretty loudly. Jen is heavily booed. Layla wins.
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