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Extreme Bikini Contest: Torrie Wilson vs. Kelly Kelly
Torrie comes out first in a red robe. Kelly follows in a blue robe. Both ladies look tremendous. Torrie goes first and she reveals a two piece silver sequence looking absolutely stunning. Kelly is up next and before she can take her robe off Mike Knox and Test run down and cover her up. Sandman's music hits and he and Tommy Dreamer run down as Test and Knox bail. Sandman says us three vs. you three right here and right now.
6 Person Mixed Tag Team Match: Test, Mike Knox, and Kelly Kelly vs. The Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, and Torrie Wilson
Torrie grabs Kelly and brings her in the ring. Torrie nails some kicks in the corner and pulls up her bikini into a thong and gives Kelly a stinkface. The girls tag out and Dreamer and Test tag in. Test dominates with two back breakers and a side slam for two. Outside the ring Test sends Dreamer spine first into the ring post. Back in the ring Test and Knox double irish whip Dreamer hard. Test applies a bear hug but Dreamer counters with a neck breaker.
He tags Sandman who cleans house and nails the white russian leg sweep on Test followed by a senton splash off the top rope to Knox! He covers but Test pulls him out the ring but Sandman counters and throws Test face first into the ring post. Knox comes back and goes for a leg drop but Sandman moves and tags in Dreamer who nails a huge DDT for the win.
Winners: Torrie Wilson, Tommy Dreamer, and The Sandman
Backstage Paul Heyman tries to talk out The Big Show to not face Sabu again tonight. Show says he's got this and says Sabu can't use any weapons tonight during his match and that Show is a walking weapon.
Backstage Matt Striker says he is your new teacher in ECW. He says brawn works only some of the time but brains work all the time. He says he's bringing brains to ECW.

Match 2: Extreme Rules Match: Kevin Thorne with Ariel vs. Balls Mahoney
It's pretty much a back and forth contest but outside the ring Balls throws Thorne face first into the announce table and throws water in his face. In the ring Thorne nails a clothesline. Thorne takes his walking stick and shoves it throat first into Balls and then hits him with the stick numerous times.
Mahoney nails a spinebuster for two. Mahoney grabs for a chair but Ariel bites his leg and Thorne kicks the chair right into Mahoney's face and places him on the ropes and delivers a modified stunner for the win.
Winner: Kevin Thorne
Match 3: CM Punk vs. Christopher W. Anderson
After back and forth mat work and arm locks Anderson nails a huge left hand to Punk. He throws Punk shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Punk counters and does a neat submission on the ropes kinda like the tarantula but much cooler. Anderson nails a spinebuster for two. CM comes back and nails a huge knee to Anderson's face and follows with a bulldog. Punk roundhouse kicks Anderson and then nails the uranagi. CM applies the Anaconda vice and Anderson submits.
Winner: CM Punk by submission
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